Because they made fun of you and called you a freak.
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Because you kept over dressing, wearing that silly coat that made you look like the stay puft marshmallow man.
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Because mommy and daddy are gambling all of our money away in Vegas, so we can't afford to buy you a nice, new coat.
(why?)
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Because we are kind of selfish I guess, now eat your gruel and be quiet.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Because if you don't eat your gruel there will be nothing for the rats to gnaw on.
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Because the rats cannot eat the cockroaches because the cockroaches are too busy TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Because humankind has made such an almighty hash of running the world it is now "The Day of the Cockroach"
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Ha! Because they're tougher than us, but we're smarter than them.
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Because /thread, honey.
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Because sometimes people say things that they think are incontrovertably true, only to find minutes later that some sarcastic remark not only proved them wrong, but also stupid, silly, and sad.
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Because folks do that occasionally, when you grow up you will understand.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
...because you will come to learn that you were wrong, stupid, silly, and sad.
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Because you actually felt stupid, silly, and sad instead of laughing after a good, long toke.
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Because good jokes are incredibly rare, but feeling stupid, silly and sad is incredibly common
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Have you really looked in a mirror? Your face says it all. 
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Because you haven't shaved since Lincoln was president.
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Because you were terrified of what you might see.
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Because I am terrified!
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Because it's perfectly natural for a small (if somewhat petulatant) child to be apprehensive about things they do not understand.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Because you have a brain the size of a small soap dish.
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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Because you take after your father's side of the family.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Go ask your Father.
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Because he probably knows the answer.
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Because your mother certainly doesn't.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Because you incinerated the other children at school with your laser eyes
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