Answer the Inquisitive Child (Why?)


2short2care

 

Posted

We all know the trope of the child who wants to know everything about everything, the child who is constantly asking, "Why?" no matter what answer you give.

Mindy: Hey, mister man! Whacha doin'?
Man: I'm digging a hole.
Mindy: Why?
Man: Because it's my job.
Mindy: Why?
Man: Because I need the money.
Mindy: Why?
Man: Because my daughter wants everything Bieber.
Mindy: Why?
Man: Because girls just like Bieber.
Mindy: Why?

This game works the same way. The first post will start out with a statement. Each poster after that will pretend the inquisitive child has asked "Why?" and answer her. I'm sure after the first few posts we'll quickly get into strange and entertaining territory. So here goes:

We all love to play City of Heroes.

(Why?)


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

Posted

Because of all the people I get to meet and talk to.


(Why?)


 

Posted

Because I don't get out much.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because I'm an introvert.

(why?)


 

Posted

Because I'm not an extrovert.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because I'm not Flambeaux.

(Why?)


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

Posted

Because I'm self-sufficient, not self-absorbed.

(Why?)

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

Posted

Because I'm at ease with who I am.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Now shut up and go ask your mother.








Why


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Posted

Because your mother knows just about everything about anything.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because your mother is a female and female's just know everything about anything because we are awesome.

Why?


Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

 

Posted

Because I have a deadbolt on my sound-proofed office closet and you'll fit very nicely inside.



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Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
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Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

Posted

Because, sometimes I just have to get away from it all.


(Why?)

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

Posted

Because I can't fly to Heaven... 8(

(Why?)



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

Posted

Because instead of wings I have devil-horns and spend all of my time in the 'other' place.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because daddy didn't want to bow down to God's newest, smelly creation.

(Why?)



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

Posted

Because daddy blew out his back after rocking Mommys world, dear.

(Why?)


 

Posted

Because I'm not sure but I don't think she likes you very much.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because you're the reason daddy needs to drink and hit her.

(Why?)



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

Posted

Beacause you're such a pest asking questions all the time.

(Why?)


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

Because your mother didn't listen to me when I said that it was a bad idea to drink a case of cough syrup every day while she was pregnant.

(Why?)


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Posted

Because in the end I had a kid like you.

(Wh.. WHAHY!)


 

Posted

It's all in the Chemistry, kid.
(You're too young to understand.)

(Why?)

Be Well!
Fireheart