Cyvert's Diabolic scheme for 2012
From the desk of Carl Cheatum, Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
Sir,
It has come to the attention of my client (Ripoff Ventures, LLC), that you have proposed to use a business method SPECIFICALLY patented by them.
As such, they are suing you for one hundred billion Inf.
After which time, if you wish to utilize their business method, you will need to pay them 137.5% of all revenue taken in, before tax, market fees, etc.
If you do not cease and desist immediately, my client has authorized me to release their Brute squad to track you down, beat you into submission, and then haul you into court.
Yours faithfully,
Carl Cheatum.
If you do not cease and desist immediately, my client has authorized me to release their Brute squad to track you down, beat you into submission, and then haul you into court.
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We urge you to stand down, or be taken down.
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
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Cyvert is protected by the Freedom Legion's VEAT Division, led by Nephila under orders of Dark Energon.
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How will you stop us, when his zone is already filled.
HMBOOWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just remember, we have 6 more eyes per person on us. We see all, we know all, we beat all.
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
I answer to no one. *turns brute squad into newts*
I am an ebil markeeter and will steal your moneiz ...correction stole your moneiz. I support keeping the poor down because it is impossible to make moneiz in this game.
Cyvert is protected by the Freedom Legion's VEAT Division, led by Nephila under orders of Dark Energon.
We urge you to stand down, or be taken down. |
This pic says otherwise...
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We fought solo, and after almost 8 minutes u finally got me, yeah, u beat me in a fair and pretty even fight.
And wow, u really made a pic of that? :P
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
o_o
*offer bag of skittles to thwart scheme*
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Cyvert is protected by the Freedom Legion's VEAT Division, led by Nephila under orders of Dark Energon.
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Your point being?
This is a simple plot. You email me 1 inf (@Cyvert in game) and in return you are now part of the diabolical scheme.
What is the scheme? You'll find out soon(tm). |
Why are you asking again?
you is check email nau!
I am an ebil markeeter and will steal your moneiz ...correction stole your moneiz. I support keeping the poor down because it is impossible to make moneiz in this game.
Awesome Scheme!!
Thanks!!
very cool scheme. Thanks
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Outstanding!
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I have no idea what happened (unless you turned my 1 influence into loads of cash.)
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Email Sent
Global@SteelDominator
Wow. That was amazing. Thanks!
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Woot! I had no idea things could be this diabloic. GG Cy!
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Aye, I love Diabolical Schemes and this one is Top Notch!!
Thanks again Cyvert
This socialist plot is so heinous, how dare I enrich the less fortunate. I must be insane...
Oh well off to acquire another 9 billion...
I am an ebil markeeter and will steal your moneiz ...correction stole your moneiz. I support keeping the poor down because it is impossible to make moneiz in this game.
ZOMG Cyvert strikes again! Thank you!
Global@SteelDominator
This is a simple plot. You email me 1 inf (@Cyvert in game) and in return you are now part of the diabolical scheme.
What is the scheme? You'll find out soon(tm).
I am an ebil markeeter and will steal your moneiz ...correction stole your moneiz. I support keeping the poor down because it is impossible to make moneiz in this game.