Surprises at the First Annual Player Summit


Dark_Respite

 

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A sneak peek at what the rest of us poor slobs who don't live within (semi-)easy travel distance of the Summit will be missing today:

* Zwillinger's Private "Hat's Only!" Costume Contest...

* Beastyle's lecture on "Why a Pokemon MasterMind would not (technically) violate copyright laws..."

* The start of Positron's maddened tri-state hair shaving spree...

* Announcement: In order to open the Solo Incarnate Path you must first perform a special trial/task force... with a three team member minimum.

* Zwillinger, Beastyle, TheNet, Freitag and Arbiter Bacon do a team DDR competition on stage... signed as next big Boy Band by a major record label.

* Samuraiko arrested for assault and battery in her efforts to "convince" War Witch to make creation of a "filming" emote a top priority for the company.

* The Net trying to explain away the bodyguards he hired to keep any potential fan-girl hordes at arm's length.

* Police perimeter around event checking identification of everyone entering in an attempt to enforce the restraining order the Devs have on Steelclaw.

* Small table taking orders for "Scarves for Heroes" with all proceeds going to various children's charities... followed by the fed ex delivery of said orders to one very startled Llydia who had no idea it was happening...

* Second Measure gives a surprise demonstration of upcoming animals (combat and non-) that will be available for players... things get out of hand when the bear and wolverine "demonstration models" escape from their cages.

* Avatea forcibly restrained after fielding her 78th "booth babe" comment... During this she reveals several more languages in which she's fluent... or at least fluent in their curse words...

* Several people require medical treatment for dehydration and exhaustion after attending one of Zwillinger's lectures where his tangents got totally out of hand...


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Pokemon MasterMind
I'll take it.

First 3 pets, random assortment of the 3 starters.
2nd tier, Scyther and Kabutops.
3rd tier, Tyranitar.

Available soon!


 

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* Announcement: In order to open the Solo Incarnate Path you must first perform a special trial/task force... with a three team member minimum.

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Priceless.


@Texarkana
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* Samuraiko arrested for assault and battery in her efforts to "convince" War Witch to make creation of a "filming" emote a top priority for the company.
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I, for one hope she gets it, she deserves it, I think. That can't be hard to do, c'mon devs!


August 31, 2012. A Day that will Live in Infamy. Or Information. Possibly Influence. Well, Inf, anyway. Thank you, Paragon Studios, for what you did, and the enjoyment and camaraderie you brought.
This is houtex, aka Mike, signing off the forums. G'night all. - 10/26/2012
Well... perhaps I was premature about that whole 'signing off' thing... - 11-9-2012

 

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Small table taking orders for "Scarves for Heroes" with all proceeds going to various children's charities... followed by the fed ex delivery of said orders to one very startled Llydia who had no idea it was happening...
Heh, funny you should mention that...



PS I made it into a Steelclaw list! My CoH fandom is forever assured.


 

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* Avatea forcibly restrained after fielding her 78th "booth babe" comment... During this she reveals several more languages in which she's fluent... or at least fluent in their curse words...
Does that include German, Fake German, or both?


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Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.

 

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I, for one hope she gets it, she deserves it, I think. That can't be hard to do, c'mon devs!
Samuraiko deserves to be arrested for assault and battery? What did she do to you?

Or are you saying that Warwitch deserves to be battered?


 

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I, for one hope she gets it, she deserves it, I think. That can't be hard to do, c'mon devs!
You're joking, right? Have you SEEN the camera emote?


@FloatingFatMan

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

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You're joking, right? Have you SEEN the camera emote?
So it'll be one of those old-school movie cameras from the Twenties that required a tripod and crew to use.


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Samuraiko deserves to be arrested for assault and battery? What did she do to you?

Or are you saying that Warwitch deserves to be battered?
Well, sure, all of that. What else could I have meant?


August 31, 2012. A Day that will Live in Infamy. Or Information. Possibly Influence. Well, Inf, anyway. Thank you, Paragon Studios, for what you did, and the enjoyment and camaraderie you brought.
This is houtex, aka Mike, signing off the forums. G'night all. - 10/26/2012
Well... perhaps I was premature about that whole 'signing off' thing... - 11-9-2012

 

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O.o

poor samuraiko getting arrested!


 

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A sneak peek at what the rest of us poor slobs who don't live within (semi-)easy travel distance of the Summit will be missing today:

* Samuraiko arrested for assault and battery in her efforts to "convince" War Witch to make creation of a "filming" emote a top priority for the company.
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Originally Posted by houtex View Post
I, for one hope she gets it, she deserves it, I think. That can't be hard to do, c'mon devs!
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Originally Posted by MajorDecoy View Post
Samuraiko deserves to be arrested for assault and battery? What did she do to you?

Or are you saying that Warwitch deserves to be battered?
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Originally Posted by FloatingFatMan View Post
You're joking, right? Have you SEEN the camera emote?
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix View Post
So it'll be one of those old-school movie cameras from the Twenties that required a tripod and crew to use.
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Originally Posted by houtex View Post
Well, sure, all of that. What else could I have meant?
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O.o

poor samuraiko getting arrested!
No, I did not get arrested at the Plummit.

I did, however, actively campaign for my videocamera emote, to where I was talking to David Nakayama and some of the art team, arguing about why I needed one. We're still negotiating the price tag.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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