Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Avast me hearteys and ye landlubbin' scurvy scoundrel mongrel curs!! It be that wonderful day o' th' year again!
It's INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!! YAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

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Aaarrgghh matey me wants sum of me wifes booty yyaarrrr!!!

*possible rated X content, I cannot help it I am an adult...well maybe not after that post*

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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles - bring da rum! Arrrr!

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@False Fiction - Virtue / Defiant

Current projects - [Glaciologist - Ill/Cold Troller] [Cloudshaper - Storm/Dark Def] [Harald Wartooth - Elec/Psi Domi]

Today be lookin' like a pirate night, mateys! Arr!

(This is where I regret not having a linked pic of Tide Shifter.)

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Shiver me timbers! It be Talk like a Pirate day! Yarrr!

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pohsyb: so of all people you must be most excited about the veats
Arachnos Commander: actually, I am
pohsyb: I mean you kinda were one already anyways ^_^
Arachnos Commander:

First person to call me wench gets sent to Davie Jone's locker!

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

Speaking of pirates...

You're all familiar with how they say "Aye" and "Arrrr", right?

Well, one of them finally added "Esss" to the line up, and the rest was history.

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-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

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Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of nachos, arrgggggg!

Ye best not be layin' a finger on me klondike bars lest ye be wantin' to be swimmin' with the Krakken*!

*Not to be confused with the Krakken in Perez Park that, as of last time I checked, does not swim.

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Last time I told someone at work I was after her booty I had to go to sensitivity training!

Yarr! I be a sensitive pirate, I be!

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Forum Game: Lower the Rep

Arrr...a score an' five years ago 'twer that me speech teacher gave me the A instead of the black spot for me funny recit, reci...speakin' of Dorothy Parker's poem. The lasses in the crowd were unnerved, they were. Scared 'em with me sabre rattlin' I did. 'Cause it be Pirate Day, here be the the little wundarrrr:

Song of Perfect Propriety

Oh, I should like to ride the seas,
A roaring buccaneer;
A cutlass banging at my knees,
A dirk behind my ear.
And when my captives' chains would clank
I'd howl with glee and drink,
And then fling out the quivering plank
And watch the beggars sink.

I'd like to straddle gory decks,
And dig in laden sands,
And know the feel of throbbing necks
Between my knotted hands.
Oh, I should like to strut and curse
Among my blackguard crew....
But I am writing little verse,
As little ladies do.

Oh, I should like to dance and laugh
And pose and preen and sway,
And rip the hearts of men in half,
And toss the bits away.
I'd like to view the reeling years
Through unastonished eyes,
And dip my finger-tips in tears,
And give my smiles for sighs.

I'd stroll beyond the ancient bounds,
And tap at fastened gates,
And hear the prettiest of sound-
The clink of shattered fates.
My slaves I'd like to bind with thongs
That cut and burn and chill....
But I am writing little songs,
As little ladies will.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Well said indeed lad!!

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-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now