Here's a few I've used over the years...
* Single Mastermind seeks team for missions, xp and long walks on the beach. Must love pets.
* There once was a lonely ol' Scrapper... Whose costume was looking quite dapper... Though unlikely it seems... He was looking for team... For without one his night's in the crapper...
* Masochistic Tank seeks team to help find large spawns to beat on him... the bigger the better... you can destroy the spawns for xp if you want.. just... well... just let me enjoy them for a FEW seconds first...
* Squishy seeks Wall for protection, taunting and debt-free missions
* KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL brute lft KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
* I like big BUFFS and I can not lie... as a Defender I'm so fly... On your team I would fit right in place and buff you into space... so IN-Vite!
* Will Tank for Xp
* Hello... I'm a Mastermind and I'm here for the World Hunger Organization... did you know that with one simple invite you could feed a 'family' of seven for a day? Have a heart... please send an invite now...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
steelclaw wins the thread
Heard about one guy who would only accept an invite if it were in a Samuel Jackson Snakes on Plane quote style. Needless to say it worked.
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Psychoti.
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Originally Posted by Vexen777
Heard about one guy who would only accept an invite if it were in a Samuel Jackson Snakes on Plane quote style. Needless to say it worked.
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Steelclaw, I hope your place of business/people in your world appreciate you...I know I do! 
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Thank you for allowing me to pilfer these LFTs. 
On the flip-side of the coin, you have the "Funny LFM posts"
* <Task Force of your choice> team forming. Room for 7.
* Newspaper Strike Force looking for more.
* Cool kids playing in an awesome team. Wanna join the cool kids?
* Team LFM. We have cookies.
* [Tell] -->: Hey, we need someone great and awesome. Are you available?
* We have more XP than we know what to do with. Won't someone help take it off our hands?
Think my VEAT still have in her comment "Itsy Bitsy Spider looking for the team"
"If you want to win you must not lose."
"Easiest way to turn defeat into a victory is to put on the enemy's uniform"
"Better strategic retreat than dishonorable defeat"
- Il Numero Uno (The Number One)
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Fix'd!
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! brute lft SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
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Craft your inventions in AE!!
Play "Crafter's Cafe" - Arc #487283. A 1 mission, NON-COMBAT AE arc with workable invention tables!
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(*Announcer's voice*) "... and a year's supply of Mice-A-Roni, the Paragonian Treat (tm)!"
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Originally Posted by Necrotech_Master
steelclaw wins the thread
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AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!
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I have an Itsy Bitsy Spider too. |
Originally Posted by CatAstrophy
Think my VEAT still have in her comment "Itsy Bitsy Spider looking for the team"
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Too good of a name not to use. On most of my characters my search comment is something like : "will team for food"
Make a man a fire and keep him warm for the day, SET a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Incarnates: K'lir(Fire/Dark Corr):Hot-House Flower(Plant/Fire Dom):Kinrad X(Kin/Rad Def):Itsy-Bitsy Spider(Crab):Two Ton Tony(Mace/WP Broot):Teeny Weeny Widow(Fortunata/Widow) : Zeroth Law (Ice/Fire Tank)
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A few for Amerikatt and all the other Cat-Girls out there...|
Originally Posted by Amerikatt
(*Announcer's voice*) "... and a year's supply of Mice-A-Roni, the Paragonian Treat (tm)!"
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* Cat Girl Scrapper lft... Cute and Cuddly to look at but I'll take your hand off if you think belly rubs are for free...
* Cat Girl looking for team... prior to invite be aware that Catnip = Inspirations and Litterbox = Bio BRB
* Cat Girl looking for RP team... please to run missions... currently not looking for the OTHER kind of RP team
* Mrow? Mmmmurrr... mrrooooowwwrrrr.... HISS! HISSSS! HISSSSSS! Please send tell.
* I can haz XP?
* (Hero) Ceiling Cat has looked down from on high (roughly 10 feet) and lain upon me a quest to defeat evil! Looking for other lolcats or Servants(humans) to aid me... NO GOGGIES
* (Villain) Today is Basement Cat's bathday... looking for team to rain vengeance upon the bath-givers! Please send invite or drying towels.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
What are some funny/creative LFT messages that you've seen or created?
I created one the other day, didn't get me a group until I said it didn't work though.
"Hello channel, look at your group, now back to me, now back at your group, now back to me. Sadly, I'm not in it, but I COULD be in it if you used the invite system and invited this level 29 Scrapper. I'm LFT."