How to Tell If You Are Involved in a Nemesis Plot...
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Bright,
Posted on: 2011-07-27 06:59 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
*Wears a shirt*
I was part of Nemesis Plot #3,298,752,982,346
Lord Nemesis will be contacting you about opportunities in your area!
Don't panic!
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Dang it. I got the shirt that reads:|
Originally Posted by Hyperstrike
*Wears a shirt*
I was part of Nemesis Plot #3,298,752,982,346 Lord Nemesis will be contacting you about opportunities in your area! Don't panic! |
I was part of Nemesis Plot #3,298,752,982,347
Lord Nemesis will be contacting you about opportunities in your area!
Panic!
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
*slowly walks to the back stairs... to run home and hide.
"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely pretty and well preserved, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW...What a Ride"
*Wears hipster glasses*
I was involved in Nemesis Plots before it was cool.
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How to Tell If You Are Involved in a Nemesis Plot...
Press hard on your back upper wisdom teeth.
If your face plate suddenly pops open, you have been replaced by a Nemesis Automation.
Do not worry, someone will be along shortly to reset your memory.
This is a song about a super hero named Tony. Its called Tony's theme.
Jagged Reged: 23/01/04
Time to read the forums...
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OMG, that worked! OMG, I'm a *reboot*|
Originally Posted by Jagged
How to Tell If You Are Involved in a Nemesis Plot...
Press hard on your back upper wisdom teeth. If your face plate suddenly pops open, you have been replaced by a Nemesis Automation. Do not worry, someone will be along shortly to reset your memory. |
Time to read the forums...
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
Okay... so if I'm part of a Nemesis Plot... Where's my steam pony!? 
I demand a steam pony!
And one of those goofy hats with a spike on top.
@Brightfires - @Talisander
That chick what plays the bird-things...
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Very good post, sir.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
The following test will tell you definitively if you are currently involved in a Nemesis Plot.
1) Did you listen to a radio station within 20 minutes of waking up today? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 2. 2) If you live with someone were they either non-communicative or spout off almost the identicle drivel they do every morning before you left for work? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 3. 3) On your way to work did unforseen circumstances (construction, car accident, etc) force you to take a different route than usual? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 4. 4) Does your first name begin with the letter "A"? If so, you are in a Nemesis plot. If not, proceed to question 5. 5) Upon arriving at work were you subjected to new training, a change in policy or pointless emails explaining policies you know by heart anyway? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If no, continue to question 6. 6) Did your co-workers say nothing but generic, non-specific excuses for conversational gambits that were about as deep as black ice on the highway? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If no, continue to question 7. 7) At any time today did you notice a large brass statue carrying a staff look at you, then quickly look away hoping you didn't see it? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 8. 8) Were you forced by unforseen circumstances (namely your boss) to stay late after work? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 9. 9) Have you noticed an inordinate number of marching band members following you around today? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 11. 10) If you are reading THIS question now instead of proceeding to question 11 as instructed in question 9, you are in a Nemesis Plot. Proceed to question 11. 11) Are you beginning to feel a little paranoid? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 12. 12) Have you at any time actually LISTENED to what Zwillinger is saying during a Ustream? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 13. 13) Have you read and answered every question of this test? If so.... you are in a Nemesis Plot. Thank you for completing this test. If the results of this test indicate you are currently in a Nemesis Plot remember: DO NOT PANIC! ..... Unless you forgot to bring your towel... in which case panic would be the appropriate response after all. |
Much funnier than my own answer, which would have been...
If you woke up today, then you're in a Nemesis plot.
I am a story teller (short stories mind you), not a joke creator.
Although, I do like punny jokes. The punnier the better.
Unfortunately, that same appreciation of punnies does not run in the rest of the household, so I frequently have my speaking privileges revoked.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
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So if I get about half a dozen friends to die first, I become nearly invincible?
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Originally Posted by Jagged
How to Tell If You Are Involved in a Nemesis Plot...
Press hard on your back upper wisdom teeth. If your face plate suddenly pops open, you have been replaced by a Nemesis Automation. Do not worry, someone will be along shortly to reset your memory. |
Clicking on the linked image above will take you off the City of Heroes site. However, the guides will be linked back here.
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So... I've been a part of a Nemesis plot my entire 24 years of existence!?|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
The following test will tell you definitively if you are currently involved in a Nemesis Plot.
4) Does your first name begin with the letter "A"? If so, you are in a Nemesis plot. If not, proceed to question 5. |
I feel... so violated.
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Heh... I included that one so I never have to take the test again... seeing as how my name is Aaron I'm doubly Plotted.
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Originally Posted by Greenykins
So... I've been a part of a Nemesis plot my entire 24 years of existence!?
I feel... so violated. |
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Ha ha, I only READ #13, and I did not ANSWER it, so I am the only one here NOT in a Nemesis plot! *click* plot *click* plot *click* plot
*blue screen of death*
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
The following test will tell you definitively if you are currently involved in a Nemesis Plot.
1) Did you listen to a radio station within 20 minutes of waking up today? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 2.
2) If you live with someone were they either non-communicative or spout off almost the identicle drivel they do every morning before you left for work? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 3.
3) On your way to work did unforseen circumstances (construction, car accident, etc) force you to take a different route than usual? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, proceed to question 4.
4) Does your first name begin with the letter "A"? If so, you are in a Nemesis plot. If not, proceed to question 5.
5) Upon arriving at work were you subjected to new training, a change in policy or pointless emails explaining policies you know by heart anyway? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If no, continue to question 6.
6) Did your co-workers say nothing but generic, non-specific excuses for conversational gambits that were about as deep as black ice on the highway? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If no, continue to question 7.
7) At any time today did you notice a large brass statue carrying a staff look at you, then quickly look away hoping you didn't see it? If yes, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 8.
8) Were you forced by unforseen circumstances (namely your boss) to stay late after work? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 9.
9) Have you noticed an inordinate number of marching band members following you around today? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 11.
10) If you are reading THIS question now instead of proceeding to question 11 as instructed in question 9, you are in a Nemesis Plot. Proceed to question 11.
11) Are you beginning to feel a little paranoid? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 12.
12) Have you at any time actually LISTENED to what Zwillinger is saying during a Ustream? If so, you are in a Nemesis Plot. If not, continue to question 13.
13) Have you read and answered every question of this test? If so.... you are in a Nemesis Plot.
Thank you for completing this test. If the results of this test indicate you are currently in a Nemesis Plot remember: DO NOT PANIC!
.....
Unless you forgot to bring your towel... in which case panic would be the appropriate response after all.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw