Google Autocompletes


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Put a partial random phrase into Google and see what Google thinks you're trying to say.

My phrase: Why does my

Results:

Why does my eye twitch
Why does my dog eat poop
Why does my dog eat grass
Why does my cat lick me
Why does my back hurt


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Funny you should start out with "Why does my"


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This one time I

This one time I ate broiled peanuts
This one time I was drunk
This one time I want to go drinking
This one time I was so stoned
This one time I was


 

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After this

After this therefore because of this fallacy
After this our exile
After this by alice mcdermott
After this what is left for us to write



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Why can't I....

Why can't I lose weight
Why can't I lyrics
Why can't I sleep
Why can't I get pregnant
Why can't I hold all these limes


 

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What can I do:

today
when I'm bored
with an arts degree
with my life


 

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How do I:

live
get my sister to sleep with me
swear in foreign languages
talk to my kids about Bin Ladin



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What is the meaning of

What is the meaning of life
What is the meaning of of my name
What is the meaning of mardi gras
What is the meaning of love
What is the meaning of lent



"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely pretty and well preserved, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW...What a Ride"

 

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My friend is...

My friend is by my right
My friend is mean to me
My friend is sad
My friend is gay
My friend is suicidal

as opposed to:

My friend was...

My friend was on that death star
My friend was molested
My friend was abused
My friend was sexually abused as a child
My friend was murdered


 

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I think...

I think therefore I am
I think I canyons
I think I love you
I think we're alone now


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How many ti
how many time zones are there
how many tigers are left in the world
how many times was elizabeth taylor married
how many times have i been googled
how many times was christie brinkley divorce


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You can't have freedom for free
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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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They are try...

They are trying to kill me
They are trying to make me an escape goat ... lol
They are trying to kill me Martin Lawrence
They are trying to build a prison
They are trying to fire me


 

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Where

where's my refund
where
where is chuck norris
where is the love
where is erin burnett going


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You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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You ate

all the chips
all the chips achievement
a whole wheel of cheese
sand
all the chips halo reach


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Bacon is

Bacon is good for me
Bacon is bomb
Bacon is good for you
Bacon is my enemy
Bacon is meat candy
Bacon is a vegetable
Bacon is magic
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs
Bacon is rad
Bacon is awesome


 

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Google eats

Google eats babies


 

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Cheese is

Cheese is
cheese is bad for you
cheese is awesome
cheese is a kind of meat
cheese is mold


 

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Google does

google does
google doesn't work
google does gaga
google does not load
google doesn't search for chuck norris


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Last post wasn't more than a month ago, so it's not a necro! It's just... on life support!

What's it called when...

you combine two words
you eat yourself
a word is spelled the same backwards
you fall asleep randomly
you like pain


 

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Why is:

The sky blue
a raven like a writing desk
my poop green
the ocean salty
steve carell leaving the office


 

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how much

how much water should i drink
how much water is too much
how much weed is in a blunt
how much will gas cost
how much would i weigh on jupiter



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