The Noticeboard @ Pocket D [Unionverse]
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Request filled.
One of those fliers with the little strips of paper with a contact number that can be torn away "Inexperienced heroine looking for mentor and guide, ask for Awesometastic Girl". The contact number is that of a steel canyon youth hostel.
Brawling Cactus from a distant planet.
The flyer goes on to give contact information of the following heroes ((Emails or tells to the globals will also work))
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((^ Just curious. Is the big typo on the first line of the ad meant to be IC? Could be amusing if it is! ))
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Saturday 26th March 2011 - 7PM onwards - Pocket D
Everyone at PCTV would like to thank all the competitors and supporters who've taken part in the second series of Gladiators by hosting our closing ceremony and party by the cage in Pocket D.
Order of Ceremony
- Introduction to the evening
- All Star Final
- Team Final
- Awards Ceremony (For all Leagues & The Gauntlet)
- Grand Melee (Welcome competitors and fans of the show alike)
- Gladiators Party! Mingle and celebrate in style.
A torn and battered pamphlet could be found below the notice board
Quote:
This pamphlet has been produced by the good brothers and sisters of the: The Primal Civil Defense BrotherhoodWe, of the P.C.D.B, believe that it is high time that the Praetorians who are citizens of this world be sent back to where they came from! It has come to our attention that those people known as the "Resistance" are just wolves in sheep's clothing! They say they are against the Loyalists who invade our world, but this not so brother! There is plenty of evidence that points to the Resistance exchanging secrets with the Loyalists to bring us closer to ruin. Idle chatter in bars, parks and other public areas is being recorded and sent back to their home world to help them with their invasion! WE SAY THIS MUST BE STOPPED! When you are around a Praetorian, or you suspect someone of being a Praetorian, point them out for what they are and warn your fellow brothers and sisters that there is a mole amongst them! We don't want to jeopardise our own troops by letting national secrets slip during idle chit chat! Remember: Titter Tatter Lost the Battle! Dont condemn the brave hero's of our world to a lost cause! The Praetorian is a spy! Watch what you say or they'll stab you in the back! Some will say: "But why must we throw all of them back? Some of them must be good people who want to help us defeat the invading force?" Those who believe this rubbish have already been lost to the brainwashing from the Praetorians! Once a rat, always a rat! All Praetorians are against us! If you want an example, ask your local Praetorian to explain to you why they feed their unwanted children to the ghouls in the sewers? They will tell you lies about them not feeding their children to the ghouls... But I ask you this brother/sister... why are the ghouls there in the first place if this is not what they were bred to do? Another thing brothers/sisters, in a world were we are suffering from a global crisis in the employment industry... why should we open our doors to more people who dont even belong on this world?! They come to our world, take our jobs, and then pour the money they earn back into the hole from whence they came from! This money does not go to bettering our own world... but bettering theres and fueling their war-machine! This must be stopped ((The pamphlet continues with random pieces of text and quotes from people about what the Praetorians have been suspected of doing))
We must thrust every last one of the Praetorians back to their realm before we lose the war because of their spies! Brothers! Sisters! Join the P.C.D.B. Today at your local recruiting officer and keep our realm safe from the invaders! |
A scrawled, smudgy and unprofessional looking note is pinned to the board with an industrial nail;
Jobs Done -Heavy Lifting -Breaking -Hauling -'Persuasion' -Hitting Contact 'Russ' |
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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((Adding this here to threadomancy the old noticeboard in D, hope it's alright @.Q))
A couple of business cards are pinned to the board, one below the other:
Items of priceless and sentimental value stolen?*
Authorities proving to be a chocolate fireguard?
Call Midnight Max and get back what's rightfully (and legally) yours!
Call: (XXX) XXX-XXXX
*= Jobs not restricted to the priceless and sentimental. Within reason.
Sure Shot Shirley
Treasure Hunter-for-hire
Misplaced heirlooms recovered
Lost ancestral treasures rediscovered
Exotic artifacts of any nature excavated
Intimidating competition for the above neutralized
All while you wait, with regular secure client contact on request.
Call (XXX) XXX-XXXX
(Watch the phone bill, darlings, it's a cell number!)
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Beside them is a Post-It, with two arrows drawn in black felt tip pointing to the two cards, along with "LOL WUT?" to accompany them.
Sam: "My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas."
Max: "Me too."
Stuff
Items posted remain up for one calender month before removal by Zero's staff if not taken down by their posters before that time, but may by special arrangement remain for longer periods.
Among other things posted on the board are:
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