Ever have trouble coming up with a character concept?
I usually just drink one too many glasses of wine..ie: Gender Poison
Global @Gender Poison
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lawlz, rolled this one with that site....
"He's a time-tossed vegetarian vampire hunter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a blind kleptomaniac mermaid who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"
"He's an old-fashioned overambitious assassin gone bad. She's an orphaned mutant wrestler with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!" What the FRACK!!!
"He's a one-legged crooked farmboy haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a hard-bitten belly-dancing femme fatale with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"
"He's a deeply religious crooked matador with no name. She's an enchanted French-Canadian pearl diver with only herself to blame. They fight crime!"
"He's a benighted bohemian gentleman spy fleeing from a secret government programme. She's an orphaned impetuous ****** with a flame-thrower. They fight crime"
You could create a themed SG wholly from this site....
Oh man I lol'd
I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson
"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain
"He's a sword-wielding guitar-strumming farmboy in drag."
I am so burning a character slot for this when I get home.
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
I thought they were randomly generated until I saw this...
"He's a suicidal pirate vagrant trapped in a world he never made. She's a ditzy French-Canadian mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!"
It was meant to be.
'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.
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Originally Posted by Aneko
I thought they were randomly generated until I saw this...
"He's a suicidal pirate vagrant trapped in a world he never made. She's a ditzy French-Canadian mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!" It was meant to be. |
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I thought they were randomly generated until I saw this... "He's a suicidal pirate vagrant trapped in a world he never made. She's a ditzy French-Canadian mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!" It was meant to be. |
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Originally Posted by Cherry Cupcakes
seems vaguely familiar
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Who's suicidal?!
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
LOLOL! Love this Silas!
"He's a benighted shark-wrestling dog-catcher who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a manipulative motormouth lawyer who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"
THEY FIGHT CRIME!!
Thanks for the lol. 
-Trev.
Phantom Flight / Villainous Llewthorous
@TFury
@T.Fury
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"He's an oversexed one-eyed inventor haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a psychotic African-American single mother from a different time and place. They fight crime!" |
Originally Posted by Silas
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Wow, it's been years since i saw that script.
i think the last time i saw it it didn't even have its own website.
A character i created back in August '04 still has a bio that riffs on the whole "They fight crime!" theme.
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
He's a superhumanly strong flyboy senator looking for 'the Big One.' She's a mentally unstable mutant detective trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
I'm gonna name this pair Flyboy and the Human-Flygirl
I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson
"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain
"He's a deeply religious Republican romance novelist from the 'hood. She's a disco-crazy renegade advertising executive with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!"
Match made in heaven.
And this made me lol:
"He's a leather-clad pirate waffle chef with nothing left to lose. She's a mistrustful winged schoolgirl prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"
@Demobot
Also on Steam
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Pirate Waffles: not the best in town, but the best around.|
Originally Posted by Demobot
"He's a leather-clad pirate waffle chef with nothing left to lose. She's a mistrustful winged schoolgirl prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"
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What ya' telling me, that I'm not creative with my names? It took 10 seconds to come up with SCRAPPACA & co. .. I do have other name characters (mostly go for bands), but concept is important sometimes..
I enjoyed your link, Silas.
Never again!
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