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Apparently it's also legal in 17 States of the US. I'm slowly starting to see a pattern with people who are upset by the idea of eating horses.
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Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight
Maybe she got the wrong idea from the term Animal Husbrandry.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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I'm the only Sidereal around here, and I have actually retroactively undone any association with the Ministry of Awesome.|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
My Celestial Bureacracy is processing your request, it'll take about 4000 years.
Anywho, this man speaks the truth. |
You no longer have a position in the Ministry of Awesome. And you never did. Good bye.
Also, Solid Snake was not photoshopped onto that image of the food chain. That was Naked Snake, and that's because ChipCheezum and GeneralIronicus realized that the actual point of MGS3 was to put every animal in the game into his mouth.
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Ok. I DECLARE MYSELF MINISTER OF INSANITY.
Give me cookies.
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Ensign Jones? Is that really you?
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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
I have long come to peace that I am the comic relief, the plucky sidekick who gets killed so that the Hero has more motivation to take out Evil.
I would be the first to die in any horror movie, not make it to the end of a disaster movie, and may squeak by unharmed with only superficial injuries in an action movie. |
- Garielle
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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme
I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".
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*sigh*|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
Ok. I DECLARE MYSELF MINISTER OF INSANITY.
Give me cookies. |
Assuming you have one, don't quit your day job.
You're less funny than Dane Cook.
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I'm there for the whiskey , but boxing kangaroos is just a fail unless I get springs for my feet.
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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Then we punch each other and grunt some more! And eat meat, like real men are supposed to! Then we drink whiskey and break brick walls with our heads and take no injuries because the sheer force of our manliness shields our heads when we headbutt stuff! Then we go out and beat up kangaroos in boxing matches!
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My brother married a pig once. But he also raised garter snakes in a hat box.
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Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
In most states, it's wrong to have special relationships with animals.
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I'm saving up my true power.
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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
*sigh*
Assuming you have one, don't quit your day job. You're less funny than Dane Cook. |
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I find that claim so dubious it broke my "Cool story, bro"-ometer.
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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I'm saving up my true power.
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That was kinda my thinking on that particular paragraph. I'm more concerned with having to break into the zoo while I'm as drunk as seven Russians myself, though.
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Originally Posted by Optimus_Dex
I'm there for the whiskey , but boxing kangaroos is just a fail unless I get springs for my feet.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
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You want the power? You can't handle the power. (seriously, I'm getting a stomach cramp just by thinking about it)|
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
I find that claim so dubious it broke my "Cool story, bro"-ometer.
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I can send you a consist of the POWER. Be warned.
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You can send me a what? A consist? That's not even how that word is used! Cripes, you're not even Super-Powered. Come back when your post count is four digits (and you graduate to big-boy status on the boards).|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
You want the power? You can't handle the power. (seriously, I'm getting a stomach cramp just by thinking about it)
I can send you a consist of the POWER. Be warned. |
Lousy rookies...
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Your Ministry is so rigid, it cannot comprehend the power. The power requires ordered chaos, not chaotic order! You cannot handle the power, Minister. You speak of knowledge? You speak of experience? I have seen the birth of negative suns, and the entropy of entire realities! I have seen the end of realities, and the birth of new ones. I have seen light in darkness, and darkness in light. My name is David, I'm 925 years old, and I'm from the planet Gallifrey. I AM THE DOCTOR, AND YOU ARE THE DALEKS!|
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
You can send me a what? A consist? That's not even how that word is used! Cripes, you're not even Super-Powered. Come back when your post count is four digits (and you graduate to big-boy status on the boards).
Lousy rookies... |
Remember this, Minister. The day the POWER is unleashed, is the day the Fifth Age ends. So Say We All.
I don't know if we have gone off the deep end or are wallowing the shallows.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Well if we have gone off the deepend into the shallows then there is much mudraking to do.
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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
I don't know if we have gone off the deep end or are wallowing the shallows.
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Okay. Dude.|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
Your Ministry is so rigid, it cannot comprehend the power. The power requires ordered chaos, not chaotic order! You cannot handle the power, Minister. You speak of knowledge? You speak of experience? I have seen the birth of negative suns, and the entropy of entire realities! I have seen the end of realities, and the birth of new ones. I have seen light in darkness, and darkness in light. My name is David, I'm 925 years old, and I'm from the planet Gallifrey. I AM THE DOCTOR, AND YOU ARE THE DALEKS!
Remember this, Minister. The day the POWER is unleashed, is the day the Fifth Age ends. So Say We All. |
It's a ****ing game, get over yourself. I mean, honestly, I love my crazy internet persona as much as anyone, but now you're being melodramatic to the point of serious business.
And "we all"? Who's that, you and the mice in your pocket?
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I know. My persona is that of some insane prophet.|
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Okay. Dude.
It's a ****ing game, get over yourself. I mean, honestly, I love my crazy internet persona as much as anyone, but now you're being melodramatic to the point of serious business. And "we all"? Who's that, you and the mice in your pocket? |
And can't you at least see a Battlestar Galactica reference when you see one?
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No, I watch good sci-fi, like Star (whichever).
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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I know. My persona is that of some insane prophet.
And can't you at least see a Battlestar Galactica reference when you see one? |
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I watch those too. (Well, not much Star Trek, but still.)|
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
No, I watch good sci-fi, like Star (whichever).
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Anywho, the POWER is just me welding together my extensive knowledge of memes, quotes, tropes, and other stuff into a single thought. In theory, it can bring stuff down, but with great POWER comes great insanity, which causes me to be incoherent most of the time. Get it? Got it. Good.
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Unfortunately, you knowledge could not hope to scratch the width and breadth of mine, so the whole point is moot. I dislike bragging, but I find that while some might know more than me about specific narrow subjects, I know about far more subjects than anyone I know. But feel free to challenge me, I will test you with a series of questions. They will be made so esoteric that even Wikipedia will not help, to enforce honesty. The questions will continue until I am satisfied that you are knowledgeable about everything. The categories are:|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I watch those too. (Well, not much Star Trek, but still.)
Anywho, the POWER is just me welding together my extensive knowledge of memes, quotes, tropes, and other stuff into a single thought. In theory, it can bring stuff down, but with great POWER comes great insanity, which causes me to be incoherent most of the time. Get it? Got it. Good. |
English
Math
Science
History
Literature
All other areas of academic knowledge
Movies
Television
Webcomics
Video Games (only if you challenge me on Paragon Unleashed, since video games are verboten here)
Anime
Comics
Technology
Music
Traditional Games
Internet Culture
Everything else
Care to take me on?
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That is the most non-sequitorial link ever. Congratulations!
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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ
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*sneaks into the thread, steals the sammiches and sneaks back out*
Also, horses are not food.
That's disgusting. I mean, ew. It'd be like eating a dog or a cat. Or a rat. Or insects. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to eat a horse? Can Europe no longer afford beef (the most delicious meat ever)?
Also, I love how some people are like, "It's wrong to eat X". One could make a viable argument that it's wrong to eat anything. But I like not starving to death, so om nom nom.
Also, don't forget the food chain:
All animals exist for our consumption. Most of us have the luxury of sticking with the good ones (Chicken, Turkey, Pork, Beef, and Platypus).
Anywho, this man speaks the truth.