Portal Corp Discovers New Dimension
By
GuyPerfect,
Posted on: 2010-07-30 17:14 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
"I am the Amazing Alignment Shifter! HALT, Or I shall turn you into the police!"
* Absolve and admit absolute and awesome abdication, Alliteration Man!
* I see you're still using the same old plans, Captain Cut N Paste!
* Ah, now I see why they call you Doctor Strangelove.
* Up, Up and Up some more!
* With great power comes great numbers of groupies.
* I did it for Uncle Sam, Apple Pie and this great government stipend.
* Gawd Bizarro-World Nemesis... can't you follow even the simplest of instructions?!
* Is that your batpole or are you just happy to see me?
* Captain Inebriation, the bad guys went that way! No... no... THAT way... in the direction I'm pointing...
* Everything seems calm... quiet... TOO quiet... this looks like a job for Low Expectation Boy!
* No, Major Snafu... as a matter of fact we DON'T want your help.
* Princess Medeya Soulsong? Where have I heard that name before? And why does it strike terror into my very soul? (Bonus points for anyone who gets this joke without my having to explain it)
* I have hostages and I will kill them all! Do you hear me Lady Buoyancy? No, not you Mister Marvelous... get lost.. I will only respond to Lady Buoyancy... seriously... dude... go away... you're cramping my style here.. Shhh... listen... no... stop it! okay FINE... if you go away I'll email you the video footage of my battle with her... yes, I'll even send you the program to run it in super-slo-motion..
* That fool didn't know that bullets bounce right off my chest, did he Lois? Lois? Oh... crap... damned ricochet... here, I'll apply direct pressure... oops... sorry... I forget my own strength sometimes... I'm sure that'll pop right back in...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Originally Posted by ThugOne
"I am the Amazing Alignment Shifter! HALT, Or I shall turn you into the police!"
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Originally Posted by warden_de_dios
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@Roderick
Egads, I get joke credit in a thread that has competition from Steelclaw.....
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A++, would +Rep again
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Originally Posted by Roderick
Doubleplus rep
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That's because your one joke was funnier than ALL the ones in my list.|
Originally Posted by ThugOne
Egads, I get joke credit in a thread that has competition from Steelclaw.....
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Bravo!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Never thought Eye would see the day.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
That's because your one joke was funnier than ALL the ones in my list.
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There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Recently, Portal Corp detected a new dimension with a strong presence of super hero and villain activity. Upon investigating this newfound world, Portal Corp scientists realized it was a world of comic book clichés and bad puns. These are some of the cheesy one-liners they overheard:
- Say your prayers, Clergy Man!
- You win this time, Vic-TOR.
- This looks like a job for Captain Ployment!
- It's not over yet, Credits Roller.
- I'll get you, Micro Man, and your little dog too!
- Not so fast, Baron Brevity!
- You haven't seen the last of Invisible Jim!
- All in a day's work for The Procrastinator.
- I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Incapa Bill.
- Stop right there, Frictionless Fiend!
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