It ran off with the Sweet Pickles School Bus. Expect baby photos soon.
Have you seen my pants?
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The dog ate them
Where's my dinner?
^I eateded it!
v Are you ready to rock?
No, but I sure can Country!
Did you order a pizza?
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
not tonight, homemade nachos with Bacon.
Let me guess, you have a knack/or a need (not sure which) for organizing, right?
A little. But The Wife™ is totally anal.
Would you like bacon with that?
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But of course! Everything is better with BACON. Including the bumper of a Volkswagen.
How do you like those radials?
August 31, 2012. A Day that will Live in Infamy. Or Information. Possibly Influence. Well, Inf, anyway. Thank you, Paragon Studios, for what you did, and the enjoyment and camaraderie you brought.
This is houtex, aka Mike, signing off the forums. G'night all. - 10/26/2012
Well... perhaps I was premature about that whole 'signing off' thing... - 11-9-2012
They SUCK. Do it again.
Who's baby is this?
I have no idea, but it sure needs to be changed!
If a scientist created the most powerful acid in the world (could eat through anything), what would he keep it in?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Once the chemicals used it in combine they'd eat through whatever was holding them in the first place so it'll be completely impossible to hold them in anything unless it was possible to freeze the acid first. ^_^
What show falls into the tokusatsu genre of Japanese entertainment; Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Ultraman, Metal Heroes, Power Rangers or Godzilla?
My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake?
If a pr0n star actually cornered cursedsorcerer, do you think he would freak out?
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Ah yup!
Say whaaaaaat?
What.
Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
I'm not Willis, but I was just talkin' about ...about....darn! Now I forgot! /em drat
How did you get to be so good looking?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
I was told to just "sit there and look pretty"
Now, do you enjoy a good comedy, and what on earth happened to comedy? Horror has taken over the last decade...
Dane Cook killed comedy. In cold blood.
Who the hell thought Jersey Shore was a good idea?
Snooki.
What ever happened to Mark Hamill?
He turned to the Dark Side and become the Joker FUH REELZ.
Do you love me?
Gah!! Snipe'd!! 
Do I love you? It depends on the status of your last payment. If it clears, then yes.
Do you have any grenades left? Can you throw me one?
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Here you go, Khel!!
..........oops..................
Did you ever eat anything that tasted so nasty that you still shudder when you think about it?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Yes, but I'm not allowed to say her name... >.>
What if Iron Chef and Iron Man traded places?
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Pardon me while I throw up a little.
We'd have a "situation".
Are you wearing a hat?
Yes. Yes I am.
Where am I wearing it?
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ah, On your head!
Whatchya gonna do?
Simple no? It goes like this.
I ask a question.
Next person answers it.
That person asks a question.
The person after that answers that question.
And so on and so forth.
Format goes like this:
Me:
v What is the meaning of life?
You:
^ 42.
v Boxers or briefs?
Random person:
^ NONE YA!
v Am I fat?
You get it? Good. Sarcasm and humor are appreciated.
Ready?Are ya?OKAYGO!
v Dude where's my car?