My Trollspawn my daughter will crush all the spandex sissy heroes such as Turbospawn under her steel baby booty when she is born!!!
If she's born WITH the steel baby booties, you owe Sidhe something major. I'm just sayin'.
Basically too many 50's to count, but I'm generally a brute/scrapper/tank kind of guy.
gratz
Congrats both you guys! 
Troll better watch out, he may think that he has the upper hand now, but when he sees his baby girl batting those eyelashes at him she'll get whatever she wants. 
@Kay Parfait, Twenty-One 50s, Arc ID: 71880
Using the Auro portals, I was able to go forward in time to when Trollspawn was in her youth...May God help us all!
@Turbo_Starr
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Yeah I know. I am already going to buy a claymore with my clan's tartan on it for when she starts dating. Also a very very big gun. |
Originally Posted by Kay_Parfait
Congrats both you guys!
Troll better watch out, he may think that he has the upper hand now, but when he sees his baby girl batting those eyelashes at him she'll get whatever she wants. |
Luckily, I live in the country many places to bury a body never to be found.
A father's dream.Sadly I think my Trollspawn will be doing that herself after seeing Turbo's trip the future... maybe that is not a good thing.
I have a claymore and two Battle axes (otherwise known as teenage daughter boyfriend adjustment tools). Still doesn't help...
I might have to start on the "My daughter's boyfriend did this?!?!" stories.
You may want to upgrade to a Howitzer
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I did say a very very big gun. A Howitzer works.
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Originally Posted by Pentheraphobia
I have a claymore and two Battle axes (otherwise known as teenage daughter boyfriend adjustment tools). Still doesn't help...
I might have to start on the "My daughter's boyfriend did this?!?!" stories. You may want to upgrade to a Howitzer |
Nuke the boyfriend from orbit
Its the only way to be sure.
@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617
*sighs* the plots of the fathers against the daughter before she is even born. Okay friends that we stay with when he had his daughter said that once she became a teenager she was only going to be alowed to wear a very very big burlap sack and a muttered something of a chastity (sp?) belt though I never really heard the last part. Lets just enjoy the cute and inocent days.
Burlap sacks are hawt!
@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617
At first I thought this was the '1,000 Supatrolls in Skyway' bug back again but it turns out to be far more enjoyable news. 
Congratulations to you both. Once the little girl arrives all thoughts of future boyfriends will disappear with one wink of those baby blues. I'm still working on my little one. At 20 months, she can sit on my lap and clap each time I toast something in game. Hopefully within a year, she'll be playing better than me.
@Dante EU - Union Roleplayer and Altisis Victim
The Militia: Union RP Supergroup - www.themilitia.org.uk
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Turbo just FYI the house burning is Grandma's House.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_Starr
Using the Auro portals, I was able to go forward in time to when Trollspawn was in her youth...May God help us all!
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Thanks Dante. I hope that we can get her to do that, it would be fun.
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Originally Posted by Dante
At first I thought this was the '1,000 Supatrolls in Skyway' bug back again but it turns out to be far more enjoyable news.
Congratulations to you both. Once the little girl arrives all thoughts of future boyfriends will disappear with one wink of those baby blues. I'm still working on my little one. At 20 months, she can sit on my lap and clap each time I toast something in game. Hopefully within a year, she'll be playing better than me. |
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okay have to give all my friends here and update on the Troll Spawn
Sorry Troll you are not getting your evil way to raise a son just like you.
You are now going to have to deal with a prissy little girly girl hero type.
You will not rule the day with your Troll Spawn I have thwarted you once again!!!!
That is right all my Triumph friends we found out on friday that we are having a little girl.