I want, nay, DEMAND Powerset Alliteration!

I'm so sick of these powers that brick and fall of the tongue in this apathetic and disparaging manner. It's oppressive and, dare I said, an ill sign for the future of City of Heroes. How can we take pride in our abilities knowing that their prose were more conceived out of some half hashed "Good enough, I'm paid hourly" carelessness that plagues game design.

What we need are powersets that flow like smooth legs across satin. We must experiences these words as the vocabularistic version of making love to the very letters on our screen. I demand Powerset Alliteration!

Observe these changes!

• Fiery Melee: Fire Formed Fisticuffs in Flowing Form
• Traps: Tricky Technologically-based Treachery Trashing Teams Tumultuously
• Archery: Arrows Arced Ominously At Adversarial *****.
• Katana: Killing Cuts Callously Crushing Carotids Cacophonously.
• Ice Blast: Icicles Instigating Enviously Insidious Injury
• Super Strength: Super Strength. (Good job here, Devs. I see someone got paid overtime.)
• Dark Armor: Demonic Doldrums Draining Damage from the Damned.
• Sonic Blast: Super Sounding Screams and Scratches Scathing Sanity Supernaturally.

Editting this because I'm stupid and shouldn't have posted here.

Why IS your rep so low?

Oh, while I'm here, I might as well contribute to the point of the thread.

Robotics: Electronic Entourage's Epic Eradication of Enemies
Mercenaries: Mobile Monstrous Merciless Militaristic Might
Ninjas: Ninja-y Ninjas Ninja-ing Non Ninjas Ninja-ly. (How can you go wrong with the word Ninja?)

Henceforth, Dark Miasma, Dark Blast, Dark Armor, and Dark Melee will all be known as Darkity Dark Dark Darkness of Darkity Dark Darks.

Energy Melee: Powerful Pink Pom-Poms
Illusion control: Magical Menagerie of Mystical Mirages.

Yet another excuse for Metal Melee! We can do it, people!

This thread is bad and we should all feel bad for posting in it.

Amazingly, as it appears with an alacritous appraisal, your asinine attempt at addressing an alleged amiss is appallingly acrimonious and absolutely (amid such an abhorrent attack and attempt to acquire an array of allies and allegiances for your aberrant angle) asserts an anemic academic acquisition and an apparent, atypical appreciation for an addled aesthetic that admits an utter apathy towards astuteness... An absolute abomination.

As to your abundantly antagonistic allegations that the adored assembly of artists that were assigned to aesthetically appease our addled and arduous aliveness, alongside our angst-filled and altogether abysmal aspects of our antiquated lives... were somehow amateurish in their attempts... is astonishingly absurd!!

I, as a self-appointed abator, abidingly arbitrate your anecdotal allusions and your anemic appreciation of antiquated academia, and accordingly agree to do so without abridging nor abbreviating nor alluding, but, instead, I amorously admit I act as such adoringly... as to alleviate us all from another articulation of alliteration, I admit, unabashedly, unashamedly and alarmingly unapologetically that... you are an @$$.

EK was doing SO WELL with that A/V thing until that last line.

I can't believe that all of you have missed the most important part of the original post:

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay What we need are powersets that flow like smooth legs across satin.

Are you serious?

What we need are powersets that flow like three day bristle on wool!