Taking Bacon one step too far?


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Would you eat it?

I think I'd have to pass, myself.


And a side note: Some of you might be spending a lot of time at this site, lol. Everything you wanted to know about bacon all in one place.


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Blue. Bacon.

Win.


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Well... not until I know how they make it.


 

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no


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As long as I don't poop technic-color, I wouldn't have a problem...

Scratch that, I would...ick..


 

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Originally Posted by DaemonicVisions View Post
As long as I don't poop technic-color, I wouldn't have a problem...

Scratch that, I would...ick..


I once ate a box of fruity pebbles in a day...

deuces were wild for a week after that...


 

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Originally Posted by Beetle_King View Post
I once ate a box of fruity pebbles in a day...

deuces were wild for a week after that...
Oddly enough, in a sick sense, I want to try this.


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Originally Posted by Cobalt_Azurean View Post
Oddly enough, in a sick sense, I want to try this.
You sure you wouldn't want to try some Boo Berry?

OP: No... It isn't good ol'natural bacon, not worth my time.


 

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I'd like to try some of that. I wonder if any flavor is added with the color, like grape for purple or red for red.


 

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Originally Posted by Demon Keeper View Post
I'd like to try some of that. I wonder if any flavor is added with the color, like grape for purple or red for red.
And what exactly does the flavor o' red taste like?


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I had BLT's for dinner....Mmmmm




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Originally Posted by Beetle_King View Post
I once ate a box of fruity pebbles in a day...

deuces were wild for a week after that...
I once drunk 4 litres of Spearmint Milk ina day, so I know how you feel.


Also, nah, I think this would be in the category of Chocolate flavoured Brussel Sprouts: Its just... not natural.



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As long as the flavor isn't altered, I'd eat it. It's bacon. Refusal to eat perfectly good bacon is either a crime against humanity or in accordance with certain religious beliefs, which is considered acceptable grounds for conscientious objection.


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As long as the flavor isn't altered, I'd eat it. It's bacon. Refusal to eat perfectly good bacon is either a crime against humanity or in accordance with certain religious beliefs, which is considered acceptable grounds for conscientious objection.
Which is then mocked relentlessly behind closed door when you are alone.


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Since when do kids need a reason to eat bacon? Unless of course it's that turkey bacon, or <shudders in terror> Soy Bacon... Why are we encouraging kids to eat bacon if they don't want it anyways? Moar dyes and chemicals for kids, yes! Anyone remember when one type of red food coloring was thought to cause cancer, people who know how food coloring and dyes are derived from plants and animals (including insect carapaces) would just rather eat normal bacon instead of pooping the rainbow. Yes, food coloring and dyes are not absorbed by the body so anyone who's heard Larry the Cable guy's "Poop Lasanga" jokes, eaten a whole box of Boo Berry™, or saturated their systems with kool-aid or grape Slurpees©. You can almost hear it now from the bathroom, "Look mommy, I poo'd a smurf..."


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I would have to check the label first, but I want to try that.


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"Look mommy, I poo'd a smurf..."
Jokey Smurf tasted a little funny.

/rimshot


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Jokey Smurf tasted a little funny.

/rimshot
Ewwww, you ate Pee Wee Herman


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I think bacon is already very beautiful. I'm not opposed to this idea on special occasions and romantic outings though.

My college team was sponsored by powerade, but the only sent us Purple flavor. It results in some disturbingly green remains. 15 guys all hooting and hollering about their green craps for nearly a month straight. Oh to be young again.


 

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Originally Posted by Cobalt_Azurean View Post
And what exactly does the flavor o' red taste like?
You wouldn't like it.

Edit: Blue is pretty good, too, so you might try that first.