The Only Market Guide You Need!


Iguane

 

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First part: Introduction
Second part: The Program
Third part: Conclusion and guarantee

Introduction:

Hello,
You are here because you are interested in making a little extra Influence, and/or Infamy. Really, who doesn't want more? I think I am in a unique position to give market advice. I have made, hundreds, if not thousands of Influence using the very techniques I will show you today. Now, the first question you may ask, is why are you sharing your technique if it is so successfull? Well, avid reader, it is because I have already made my millions and am retiring from the stressfull COX marketing life. This technique works equally well for both expert, and casual players who want to make their warshade invincible.

The Program:

What is unique about my program, is that is a two step program to make your dreams a reality. Many other techniques require alot of memorization, or extensive wear and tear on pencils or pens from writing stuff down. Also, as it takes absolutely no writing anything down for my technique, it could also be argued that my program is also environment friendly. But author! you say, What is someone comes up with a program that only involves one step? I say bring it. Now, because my marketing guru's have told me that people like interaction, I am going to leave the reaveal up to you. Thats right, I am putting you in charge of your destiny. If you feel that making too much influence is not for you, or that you are not responsible enough to wield such power, than you should definately highlight the text between the brackets. It is probably better for humanity this way.

Step 1.
(Find out what you are not good at selling)

Step 2.
(Do not sell that thing)

See? Very simple yes?


Conclusion.

Once you fully integrate my program into your day to day coh life, you will reap the rewards my friend. Just be carefull, it is too easy to be corrupted.

I am so confident you will be able to make influence/Infamy using my patented technique that I guarantee it. If you dont make at least a couple hundred influence/infamy I will happily send you 100 influence or infamy.(Skill testing question required, not applicable to California or Quebec)


I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

 

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I'm too lazy to highlight can someone give me a rundown of the technique please.


 

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Except those that actually NEED market guides are not good at selling ANYTHING. (or buying for that matter)


Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

 

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tl;dr

can i b rich nao?


 

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Originally Posted by _Klaw_ View Post
I'm too lazy to highlight can someone give me a rundown of the technique please.
Step 1: Collect underpants

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit


 

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Originally Posted by Nethergoat View Post
TPDR


too purple didn't read

That's what I though.