Q&A Session Translated


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I have once again broken the Steelclaw Patented Translate-O-Tron 5000 and 1/2 out of mothballs for the purpose of translating the Q&A session that went down today.

As before, I must stress the fact that I have no control over the T-O-T's interpretation of the data I feed it. The fact that I also fed it a bean beef burrito with green sauce moments before the data should have no bearing on the translation what so ever.... most likely... probably... well, at least not very much.

And now, I present to you the Translate-O-Tron's translation...

GREETINGS

War Witch: Hey, everyone! This is War Witch and I'm surrounded by Positron, David Nakayama, EMPulse, Castle, Avatea, and TheOcho. Welcome to our Q&A!!!


Translation: HOWDY! I'm War Witch and I'm surrounded! I'll try to smile through out this process but they're all leaning in real close and at least one of them had garlic for lunch.

I know you may get alot of this but I've written down a few ideas for content for later issues would you guys mind taking a look at?

Posi- Paragon, like most studios, does not accept unsolicited work. This is due to the legal nature of the fact that we might be working on the exact same idea.


Translation: I want my name up in lights! Or at the very least I want to be mentioned in the credits... maybe a bi-line... heck, if you just mention my name at a party... for the love of all that's holy will someone just acknowledge my existence?

Posi- Did you guys hear something? Is there a mosquito in here?

Will villains on the red side ever get full access to the shadow shard or will it continue to be limited access through certain missions?

[Ghost Falcon] With the Going Rogue expansion, Villains who change their alignment to "Rogue" will be able to get access the Shadow Shard.


Translation: Give Villains the opportunity to get everything the heroes get... or at least give us the chance to steal it... 'cause that's what we like to do anyway.

Ghost with the Most Falcon- We won't let you villains get there because we don't like you... buuuuuut... we WILL let you become quasi-villains... not as heinous or despised as villains.. but still generally unlikeable... then you can come over to visit... but no spending the night and stay the heck away from my daughter!

Any plans for Spears as a melee set? by RussRoach

Castle - IF we do staffs, spears would be a custom weapon. BIG IF.


Translation: Any plan for Spears as a melee set? By RoughRoach

Palace - Oh, you capitalized the S in Spears... Ummm... well... I GUESS we could do a Brittany Spears Mastermind set... maybe some groupies as the lower tier pets... a couple bodyguards as mid-level and her Agent as top tier.. but I don't see a full fledged Melee set... what would a Brittany Spears Melee Brute do? Flail her arms around and whine about how the media paints her in a bad light?

When will we get new dance emotes? by bAssackwards

Posi - There are new ones in GR.


Translation: When will we have an even greater choice of things to do while waiting for the slow people to get to the mission door? Oh, and in Pocket D on Virtue too.

Pause E - There are new ones in GrandPa's Rock... by K-Tel records.

What is the next booster pack and when is it going to be released?

War Witch: The next booster pack, as you have already asked about, is the Mutant Pack! We're working to get it to you before we release the Expansion. I can't give specifics, but you'll dig it!


Translation: I have money in my pocket that's burning a hole. When will you be able to help me spend it?

Battle Bee-Otch: We couldn't possibly wait until the Going Rogue Expansion was out to get into your wallet! Not enough of you stingy little... er... our loyal customers are pre-ordering... So we will be getting out another Booster Pack before then.

Aside from the exceedingly shiny new graphic interface, what other graphics are getting a facelift or a redesign? Are we getting new objects? New landscaping? New architecture? by MistyLackey

[David Nakayama] You can expect a shiny new hospital in Praetoria: Cole Memorial. And actually, we've just posted the concept art for it on the GOING ROGUE site expecially for this occasion. Check it out.


Translation: What other things are you going to put in the game that will further render my current video card obsolete?

David Naked-P'jamas: The hospital in Praetoria is so absolutely stupendous on a visual-effects scale your video card will get there D.O.A. Even the concept art we just posted will make your card wheeze in agony. Did we mention we get kick-backs from NVIDIA?

In Going Rogue, is the process to change sides something one can solo?

[Ghost Falcon] Absolutely. Players will be able to switch alignments when solo.


Translation: In Going Rogue, will I have to convince a bunch of my friends to change sides with me if I want to become a villain?

Any-Color-But-Blue Falcon- Yeah, like you have friends.

Can EATs and VEATs use the Incarnate system?

[Castle] Yes. All characters will be able to use the Incarnate system.


Translation: Will there be any reason at all to ever play my 50th level Kheldian again?

Keep on the Borderlands- Probably not.

when is the release date of issue 17 dark mirror

Posi - As we announced, April 28th, 2010


Translation: when is Issue 17 coming out? I looked EVERYWHERE and I can't find any information on that... and I was on the web site all day... I swear!

Positronic Matrix - We don't generally post our information on Pron sites.

Will you be introducing more booster packs after the origin series is completed, and if yes, what are some of the themes we can expect to see?

War Witch: Absolutely. In fact, Positron and I have been working on some cool ideas. Now that we're done with Origins, options are almost limitless for future themes. In fact, if you have ideas for future booster packs, put them in a dedicated thread. We'd like to see them!


Translation: I just checked my wallet again and it appears I have even MORE money than I originally thought! Will you be coming up with other ways to take it from me after the next Booster and GR?

Combat Crone: You bet yer sweet rosey redness we will! In fact, we have enough extra costume pieces, emotes and powers to keep you shelling out the... er... to keep you happy for years to come! Heck, if you just let us put an alotment on your paycheck we can get some of them to you before their official release date!

Will players that pre-ordered Going Rogue be able to upgrade their accounts to the Going Rogue Collectors Edition, much like how CoH and CoV allowed CE upgrades? (Asking now since I'll be in the hospital on Friday)

Posi - There will be a Complete Collection item pack released the same day that GR is released to retail. More details as we get closer to that date.


Translation: I really, really, REALLY want to play a Demon Summoning Mastermind... like... painfully want to... but I am SO addicted to costume pieces... I feel like my brain is about to explode!

Posse- Go ahead and buy the pre-order now... take a deep breath... slow and easy... in through the nose ... out through the mouth... okay... now that you can think clearly again... yes.. you will be able to get those pieces separately... we did this out of the goodness of our hearts... not so we could get the same amount of money from you without having to give you a free month of gaming.

The Going Rogue page states that we will be getting extra character slots, can you clarify for us if this means that we'll be able to have more than 36 slots on one server or is this just free character tokens that we'll have to use on other servers? by CounterAgent

[Ghost Falcon] Players will receive two (2) "Character Slot" tokens which they can use to unlock any "locked" character slots. If a player has unlocked all available slots already on a server, the player will only be able to redeem those "character slot" unlocks on another server. There are no plans at the moment to expand the available Character Slots beyond 36 slots per server.


Translation: I have alt-itis... badly... but I only play on Freedom... the extra slots will give me 38 slots on that server, right?

Ghost Dog Wonder- Seriously guys, the other servers aren't that bad... really they aren't... you should at least TRY them once in a while... and NO we're not going to merge the friggin' things!

Will there be any cool GM to fight? by mentalgiant

There is indeed a new giant enemy coming your way. Stay tuned...


Translation: Will there be any new GIANTS to fight? In fact, how about a Psychic Giant... hint,hint... A really INTELLIGENT Giant... wink,wink,nudge,nudge,say-no-more... A Brainiac sort of Giant would be a great GM, don't you think? Oh, by the way... My name is Mental-Giant...

Wishes to Remain Anonymous - Go away.

Tell us more about the incarnate system!

Posi - More about the Incarnate System will be revealed after I17 has been released and we get closer to the release of GR


Translation: My 50 is the awesome uberness! Tell me how he's going to make Superman look like a Ken Doll with only one arm!

Plushie- No.

Have you considered any extra travel powers with-in the game?

[Castle] As a matter of fact, we always discuss new travel powers and had a meeting this morning to discuss this. (NOTE: To clarify, there are no new travel powers planned for Going Rogue!)


Translation: Ponies with saddles?

Lonely Tower Upon a Mist-Shrouded Mountain- We had a meeting just this morning to discuss just how freaking tired we are of hearing this question.

Hi, my name is Isaac. I asked this question at your forum when I was at last year's San Diego Comic-Con and was laughed off the stage. I'm here to ask it again. Is there any way to speed up the waves on the respec missions?

War Witch: Hey, Isaac! I promise not to laugh you off the stage (you could break a hip) for asking this question. Speeding up the waves for the respec missions is something we could look into.


Translation: Hi, my name is Ishmael. I was humiliated at your meeting at last year's Comic-Con. I was laughed off the stage and suffered painful, almost agonizing, mental anguish as a result. My lawyer will soon be presenting you with a suit for damages and reimbursement of all counselling I've had to undergo.

Lore Lich- Comic-Con? LAST YEAR'S Comic-Con? Ummm... we weren't at last year's Con... you have the wrong MMO... yeah, that's the ticket...

CoH has had a great history of Dev interaction with the players. And just recently, Black Pebble from Marketing has stepped up for interaction. Will we see others from production also step into the limelight for player interaction? by ZombieManHero

Ghost Falcon] We have myself and Doc Delilah representing the Production team presently. If you count QA (i.e. the 'Arbiters') on the forums, Production is well presented.


Translation: You guys have really been high profile lately about interacting with us fans of the game... I take it the assassination and sniper attempts have really started to die down?

Maltese Chicken- Why do you think we keep coming out with so many Booster Packs? Now you little ba***rds can't afford quality hit-men.

Base Raids, I know its been said they ARE returning now, so how will this effect the current lack of raid pathing issues in the bases?

Posi- We have not committed to their return, but we love them as much as you do, so we want to make them happen sooner or later.


Translation: Base Raids...

Possibly- Next question...

Any plans on releasing any cool new hairstyles in the coming months?

[David Nakayama] Yes. As part of GOING ROGUE.


Translation: Am I going to be able to FINALLY make my homage character to the entire cast of Hairspray?

The Only Guy Brave Enough To Use His Real Name- You betcha! I've been wanting to make a Peg Bundy homage character for years!

Will brutes ever get broadsword?

[Castle] Post Going Rogue, we'll be looking into more passes on Power Set Proliferation. Stay TunedTM.


Translation: Will every archetype get every power until we skip the whole Archetype and Origin screen of character creation entirely?

Fortifications- Why did I ever think Power Set Proliferation was a good idea? Posi, pass me that bottle...

How will the epic power pools/villain patron pools work for toons that change sides and/or stay in the gray area? by Cybernaut1

[Castle] A character who switches sides completely will retain their current Ancillary / Patron Powers until they respec. At which point, they will be forced to select from their "current" alignment. Heroes and Vigilantes count toward "Heroes". Villains and Rogue count toward "Villains".


Translation: How will the epic power pools/villain patron pools work for toons that change sides and/or stay in the gray area? by Cybered-Not-Once-But-Twice

Rook- Really? Twice?

Any plans to put a nurse in the hospital with inspirations? The hospital is the best place to recharge after a defeat by residentx10

War Witch: Funny you should ask this. It just so happens that I put them in hospitals in Praetoria. None yet in Paragon City/Rogue Isles, but I'll get one of my World guys to get to it at some point.


Translation: Any plans to put a nurse in the hospital with inspirations?

Ward Wench: Oh yeah, we have a nurse in the Praetorian Hospital... she's wearing this cute little cut-off "naughty nurse's" uniform... and she smiles while offering to "take your temperature"... her uniform makes the "costumes with skin" option look like a nun's habit... we're sure you'll find her "inspiring"

Does Praetoria have radio missions?

[Ghost Falcon] No.


Translation: Does Praetoria have radio missions?

Dead Duck- The airwaves in Praetoria are a battleground between the government regulated "Official" stations and the pirate broadcasts of the Resistance. You won't get missions from these sources... but you WILL get more propaganda than an all-day ticket to the movie theater during World War II...

Can you give us some more detail on how morality arcs will work, and approximately how much time it will take to switch from Hero to Vigilante, and then from Vigilante to Rogue? by mentalgiant

Posi- There is a cooldown timer that will slow the process. We are still working on the exact numbers, but we're eyeballing a week's worth of work to switch one degree.


Translation: I have the attention of a may-fly in the middle of mating season... how long do I have to wait to make my hero a villa... OH! Is that a bunny?

Posi-Bull: We find that making you people take your time in doing things means you'll play the game longer... which means you'll stick with it longer... which means you'll keep paying your subscriptions longer... er... I mean... we want you to feel an investment in your characters and roleplaying their change from light to dark or vice-versa...

Did you ever consider creating a power that would instantly swap your toon with another one from your account? E.g., you could exchange your blaster with a healer without logging off, remaining in your team/task force (similar to a kheldian form shift).

Posi- We considered it a few years back, but the tech hurdle was insurmountable without a complete overhaul of several systems


Translation: I saw the Bunny too! I don't like waiting for 30 seconds and I hate having to remember my password all over again... or where I wrote it down...

Posi-Tiv: Oh for the love of.... It's 1 minute tops people! One freakin' minute! I've seen BEER COMMERCIALS that last longer!

The coming of Ultra mode leads me to ask, is there any possibility for "Ultra" level textures in the future?

[David Nakayama] GOING ROGUE will let you explore modern cityscapes built with Ultramode in mind. The window textures alone are pretty sweet.


Translation: I have a great computer and love the taste of the tears of those with inferior systems. Is there a chance in the future that every aspect of the game will look like a fully rendered Final Fantasy cut-scene?

David "Ink-for-blood" Nakayama: Are you kidding? We're going to make FF animators look like a bunch of hacks. You'll be able to see whether that Hellion has clogged pores before we're done.

Will the INF to Prestige conversion rate ever be revisited (and improved?)

Posi - Quite possibly. This is a good thing to look into again. Thanks for the question


Translation: I have a supergroup that only has my characters in it. Can we pretty-please-with-purple-recipe-drops-on-top lower how much influence I have to spend to buy danged potted plant for my base?

Posi-Tonic: We've decided to follow Farmville's example on this one... while the influence to prestige conversion will still suck... the real cash to prestige conversion will be very nice indeed!

Is the removal of the war walls still going ahead since it was hinted at?

[Ghost Falcon] This was misinterpreted at PAX East. There are no war walls in Praetoria.


Translation: Is the removal of the war walls still going ahead since it was hinted at?

Post-Mortem Pigeon: There is no war wall... there is no spoon either.

What is a typical day at the office like for the employees and you developers at Paragon Studios? by SmashZone

[David Nakayama] With GOING ROGUE in full production mode, I think it's safe to say that a typical day is BUSY. For me, a typical day is a mix of reviewing the current state of all the art in Praetoria, working with all the various artists, and some painting.


Translation: What is a typical day at the office like for the employees and you developers at Paragon Studios? by SmashZone

Asking that question, you have NO idea how ironic it is that your name is SmashZone.

With Going Rogue, do you have to choose a side? Or is it possible to play a neutral Praetorian up to level 50?

War Witch: You will always be a Praetorian first, but you DO have to pick a side. The good news is, you can always change your mind later.


Translation: I can never decide anything... I've owned the game for two years and have yet to make a character from start to finish... I think not having to decide on a hero or villain will help me... can I continue to stay undecided after I make a character though?

War Wiccan: You will always be a Praetorian first, but you DO have to eventually choose a side... probably by level 20 or so.... I see a lot of alts in your future.

Is issue 18 going to be released with Going Rogue? As of now this has been the consensus but we have had no evidence to support it.

[Ghost Falcon] Please stay tuned for more details of what is the 'free' content will be for players who do not upgrade their CoH Game Account with the Going Rogue expansion.


Translation: Is issue 18 going to be released with Going Rogue? As of now this has been the concensus but we have had no evidence to support it.

Totally Plucked: Free content for those who didn't give us money to upgrade to Going Rogue will be announced later... cheapskates... maybe we'll let ya have a month of game play as a "Free Content" perk... huh? How'd ya like that?!

Are you working on any new powers?

[Castle] As mentioned at PAX East, we announced Kinetic Melee and Electric Control as two more additional Power Sets. We are always exploring more (post Going Rogue).


Translation: Are you working on any new powers?

Ruins: Yeah! Glad you asked! I've been bathing in toxic waste every night for the past few weeks... so far nothing has happened other than a lack of sensation in the right side of my face and my toenails all fell out... but eventually I really hope to get laser vision! Oh! And maybe superspeed... as long as W.W. will let me work a 20 minute work-day because of it...

Any plans for Diminishing Returns in PvE?

[Castle] There are no plans to add Diminishing Returns to player powers in PvE.


Translation: Any plans for Diminishing Returns in PvE?

Palatial Estate: We've had a Diminishing Returns plan in place ever since we heard about Champions OnLine and DC Universe.... oh... wait... you said PvE...

Who wins in 100m dash? Posi or Castle? by Zohar127

[Castle] Positron...he's 3 slotted for Flight Speed.


Translation: Who wins in 100m dash? Posi or Castle?

Castle- Posi does... because while he runs it I'll be back in his locker going through his wallet.




Aaaand that is as far as I got before the Translate-O-Tron broke down... (and my eyeballs began to cross)... If I can get it working again I may finish the Q&A translation later...

Of course... I may have been banned from the Forums before that happens too.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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*laughs until she cries*

Thank you for a badly needed laugh.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
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Quote:
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When will we get new dance emotes? by bAssackwards

Posi - There are new ones in GR.


Translation: When will we have an even greater choice of things to do while waiting for the slow people to get to the mission door? Oh, and in Pocket D on Virtue too.

Pause E - There are new ones in GrandPa's Rock... by K-Tel records.
Hey, man! Is that GrandPa's Rock? Well, TURN IT UP!

No, seriously, I think the batteries on my hearing aid have died...


Dec out.

 

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you heard it here first..issue 18 is pony travel power!


 

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What is the next booster pack and when is it going to be released?

War Witch: The next booster pack, as you have already asked about, is the Mutant Pack! We're working to get it to you before we release the Expansion. I can't give specifics, but you'll dig it!


Translation: I have money in my pocket that's burning a hole. When will you be able to help me spend it?

Battle Bee-Otch: We couldn't possibly wait until the Going Rogue Expansion was out to get into your wallet! Not enough of you stingy little... er... our loyal customers are pre-ordering... So we will be getting out another Booster Pack before then.
I've bought every booster pack and every in-game item pack and I have to admit that this "translation" feels too close to the truth for comfort for me.

Why do we need lots and lots of booster packs? Why can't they be a once in a blue moon twice a year type thing?

I hate being nickel and dimed.


 

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A GM based on me would be pret... OH! Is that a bunny?


Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster


"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."

 

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Ah, got the fool thing working again... I swear, duct tape and used coffee grinds work every time...

It seems to me that these days we see less new traditional contact missions. With that in mind, will we see a large number of new mission arcs with the Going Rogue expansion? Can you give numbers? Also, will we see any new mechanics for missions? Thanks!

Posi - There is a TON of new content in Praetoria, and the GR system has a slew of content that relates to making moral choices.


Translation: In my day we did missions the traditional way! There weren't none of yer new-fangled Mission Transporters! We didn't even have travel powers! We WALKED to our missions! Uphill! Both ways! Are there hills in Praetoria? What about travel suppression?! And dangit, stay the hell off my lawn!

Tronic- Dad, I've asked you not to embarass me in public like this.

Valve recently began accepting submissions for community-created content such as hats and weapons. Do you have any plans to allow something similar (e.g. community-made costume pieces/textures)?

[David Nakayama] As announced on Wednesday, we're having an anniversary contest in which players can submit their own Loyalist propaganda or Resistance graffiti for possible use in the game. I'm looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with.


Translation: I would really love to do your job for you... and I'm willing to do it for free. Fan-created items would be cost effective for you and give us a chance to take more personal pride in the game. Personal involvement would likely also result in a deeper loyalty to the game itself, resulting in longer subscription times.

David "Slave to Fashion" Nakayam- Take your ideas and put 'em in your socialist ***! This is America pal! It ain't called capitalism for nothing! We don't share art here... we MARKET IT! If it isn't fit to slap on a coffee mug and sell for $7.95 then it ain't art!

Aside from the 1-20 content, morality arcs, and the first level of the Incarnate system, is there any other unannounced content in Going Rogue? by mentalgiant

War Witch: Yep!


Translation: Aside from the 1-20 content, morality arcs, and the first level of the Incarnate system, is there any other unannounced content in Going Rogue?

El Supremo Capitaino- Yep! Neener, neener, neeeeeeeener!

What is the chance of having a "wipe clean" respec for a toon to repick powers or Archtype. I have been told the reason is no heroes ever change their powers. I have to disagree on that. Superman Red/Blue or Guy Gardner and their are a lot more. A vetpwr?

Posi - The reason isn't that those characters don't, it's more that a complete overhaul invalidates a ton of work we've put into making the game alt-friendly.


Translation: Right now I am stuck with power leveling, which takes me a whole freaking day and a half to get from first to 50th level. Can't you just let me do an uber-respec and shift my existing 50 to whatever archetype and power set I want? I mean, c'mon... My time is valuable here!

Strike a Posi- Yes, your time IS valuable... approximately $15 a month valuable!

When will issue 19 be out? by SkitchNM

War Witch: Issue 19 is definitely coming out after Issue 18 and before Issue 20. I promise.


Translation: When will issue 19 be out?

SYSTEM ALERT! SYSTEM ALERT! SARCASM OVERLOAD IN CIRCUIT 15! COMMENCING SHUT DOWN PROCEDURE!

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Dangit... okay... lessee... the red wire's connected to the... main frame... the main frame's connected to the... hard drive... the hard drive's connected to the... optic scan...

Ah, here we go... back on line...

With the new Ultra Mode will we be seeing any water based powers?

Posi - That would require making Ultra-mode required for everyone (who gets to see your powers), so not in the foreseeable future.


Translation: I want to shoot out bolts of water... and I want the water bolt to have fully reflective surfaces... and I want to get a screen shot of my enemy's look of terror reflected in the water bolt that's about to take him out! Can I have that?

Posi-Cat: Depends... do you happen to have a Cray Computer?

Any chance of there being a hugh female? by Luminous13013

[David Nakayama] Sorry, no.


Translation: Any chance of there being a hugh female?

David Whack-A-Llama: A hugh female? I guess so... we really don't care what you name your female characters, dude. And if you buy the science booster pack you can even have a REASON for naming her Hugh.

At PAX east you gave us a glimpse of another new enemy group, a large man with tribal tattoos.. any more info you can give us on Awesomeface McThunderarms.. ((you wouldn't name him, so I did XD )) by ArbiterFabulous

War Witch: I'd tell you about that new villain group, but then I'd have to destroy you.


Translation: At PAX east you gave us a glimpse of another new enemy group, a large man with tribal tattoos.. any more info you can give us on Awesomeface McThunderarms.. ((you wouldn't name him, so I did XD )) by ArbiterFabulous

Gor Glitch: I'd tell you about that new villain group, but then I'd have to destroy you. Shall I be over around six-ish?

why is this game so awesome?

Posi - Two words: Brian Clayton


Translation: why is this game so awesome?

Post-It: Two Words: Satanic Contract.

Are there any plans for adding any more Archetypes or Epic Archetypes in the near future?

[Castle] Near future-No. Future...maybe. :P


Translation: Are there any future plans for adding any more Archetypes, Epic Archetypes, Uber Archetypes, INFINI-Archetypes or DEIFIED-Archetypes in the near future?

Checkmated: Actually, there IS a way of doing the Deified-AT right now. Get into the game in any zone. Get your character up somewhere high. Now, adjust your camera angle so you are looking down on the city... and stand up out of your computer chair... in a loud, bellowing voice scream out "I am the Deity Archetype! And I command this world's destruction!" Now, turn off your computer. Congratulations.

Is there any way to make our toons smaller? there is smaller things in game I really want to make a tiny fairy

[David Nakayama] Wouldn't work too well in the current engine. PM Castle for details if you're interested.


Translation: I really want to make a tiny fairy.

David Sack o' Trauma: Wouldn't work too well in the current engine. They get caught in the pistons and all ground up like tiny dog meat. Then there's all the environmental impact of that fairy dust being blown out with the carbon monoxide emissions.

As time goes by, the Dev interaction on live servers has come nearly to a halt, is there any reason for this?

[Ghost Falcon] ...we've been working on a little side project called "Going Rogue".


Translation: As time goes by, the Dev interaction on live servers has come nearly to a halt, is there any reason for this?

Hell Hawk: Dude, it's our job... to you it's a game... to us it's WORK... when you leave your job do you go immediately home and ask your mom if she'd like fries with dinner?!

Will you ever change or update the Loading Pictures when you enter a zone?? by Magma09

[David Nakayama] Yes, this is in the works!


Translation: Will you ever change or update the Loading Pictures when you enter a zone? Actually, what I REALLY want is the ability to load my own pictures into the game and look at those while I'm waiting for the next zone to load.

David Plaque O' Grammar: You sick, sick man... does EVERYTHING have to be pron? No, I don't want to shake your hand.

MASSIVELY: Will the guys in Port Oakes and the north end of Steel Canyon ever finish building whatever it is they're building? We need a rocket pad somewhere to get to the Moon zone everyone theorises.

[War Witch] No. If you go to Steel Canyon, you'll see the guys are just hanging out there.


MASSIVE LEE: Will the guys in Port Oakes and the north end of Steel Canyon ever finish building whatever it is they're building? We need a rocket pad somewhere to get to the Moon zone everyone theorises.

Star Stitch: Unfortunately not. This isn't our fault really; the Union stepped in and negotiated a settlement. Our lawyers didn't read the fine print and now these guys have 8 hour paid breaks with two fifteen minute work periods each day. That's what we get for not just letting the Family take care of it.

Are there any new missions beyond lvl 20 to be included in Going Rogue? by jbadd007

[Ghost Falcon] Yes.


Translation: Are there any new missions beyond lvl 20 to be included in Going Rogue?

Spectral Sparrow: Yes, there's this computer terminal that you can go to that will give you.... get this... randomized missions! Rescue a hostage, click a glowie, defeat a boss... all random! This is cutting edge technology here, folks! And the best part is it will randomize to your current level so you can do this from first to fiftieth level! Goodness, what WILL we think of next?

Since Praetoria was designed with Ultramode in mind how will that affect those of us with low end graphics cards?

[David Nakayama] Ultramode is completely opt-in. So things'll look consistent for low-end machines, and quickly ramp up to 'spectacular' with high end cards.


Translation: I have a really crappy video card; will it be worth my time even TRYING to walk into Praetoria? Or will even trying to walk there look like a series of slide show pictures?

Davey Slap Yo' Mamma- Even with a low-end video card your Praetorian experience will have all the clarity and speed of... say... a Rikti Invasion on Freedom.

Do any of the devs have a favorite superhero from an established comic book publisher (DC,Marvel,etc)?

[David Nakayama] Wolverine at Marvel; Green Lantern at DC.


Translation: So 'fess up... What heroes did you Devs create in-game that got you generic'd later on?

Posi: We here at Paragon Studios would NEVER violate the...

David: Wolverine and Green Lantern!

Posi: ... copyrights of other super hero oriented companies...

(Long silence)

David: Oops.

MMORPG: What was your most difficult choice when developing Going Rogue?

[Ghost Falcon] It's not something marketing will let us talk about.


Translation: MOG: What was your most difficult choice when developing Going Rogue?

Vampire Chicken!- Ah, heck with Marketing... it wouldn't hurt to let you guys know that we really had to struggle with whether or not to include... what? No! I wasn't really going to tell! I swear! Agggh! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!!

MASSIVELY: My space themed meteor defense hero, and my aquatic underwater gill-enabled fishman want to know... what's coming first, space zones or underwater zones? Must... Know!!!

[Positron] Extra Dimension Zones!


Translation: MASSIVE LEE: Ah-Ha! My clever subterfuge has confused them! Now they will answer my REAL question of which zone will be first now that I have disarmed their logic with my humorous anecdote!

Postage Wrong: Umm... Lee? You're typing what you're thinking again.

The Incarnate system mentioned at the PAX East conference appears to be just raising the level cap to level 60. Is there any info you can give concerning this speculation? by SmashZone

Posi - There is no level cap raise (sorry if that was implied), but your 50 WILL become more powerful through the system.


Translation: HA! DOUBLE HA! We CAUGHT you lying ba***rds! You once swore that you'd NEVER raise the level limit! But at PAX you said that we were getting the cap raised to 60! Now what do you have to say for yourselves?

P*si- What difference does it make what I have to say for myself? You're just going to misinterpret it anyway...

About how many new powersets will be available in Going Rogue? Or will they just be Dual Pistols and Demon Summoning? by DaSzab

[Castle] In addition to Dual Pistols and Demon Summoning, there will be Kinetic Melee and Electric Control.


Translation: MORE! Er... I mean.. About how many new... MORE!... powersets will be... MORE!!... available in Going MORE! Rogue? Or will they just be... just... lonely... too few... so sad... depression... creeping... in... just be Dual Pistols... and.... so dark... so cold... Demon Summoning?

Gated Community: I could answer and put you out of your misery... but I'm curious as to where this will lead... could you repeat the question?

War Witch, off topic. What training would you suggest for someone wanting to participate in charity runs, such as the ones you do? by ArbiterFabulous

War Witch: Send me a PM and I'll answer you more in depth on this, AF. BTW, if you're serious about this, you are not only fabulous, you are AWESOME. Helping those in need is a noble thing indeed. Good for you!


Translation:War Witch, off topic. What training would you suggest for someone wanting to participate in charity runs, such as the ones you do? by ArbiterFabulous

War Witch: Send me a PM and I'll answer you more in depth on this, AF. BTW, if you're serious about this, you are not only fabulous, you are AWESOME. Helping those in need is a noble thing indeed. Good for you!

(Sorry, but some things are just too awesome and good-spirited to mess around with.)

TTH: Will the Architect Edition system get any special live with Going Rogue?

[Ghost Falcon] We're continuing to add more options for MA.


Translation: TTH: Will the Architect Edition system get any special live with Going Rogue?

Unlucky Fried Kittens: TTH? Two Taiwanese Hookers? Tipping Towers Horizontally? Triple Threat Hockey? Too Trippy Hairstyle? Umm... wait... what was the question again?

Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

[David Nakayama] Definitely.


Translation: Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

(Sounds of a struggle)

Dark_Respite: YES! I've got the footage and will get the video made shortly!

David: Stop her! Who the heck was supposed to be guarding the door?!

(Sounds of maniacal female laughter and gun fire.)

MMORPG: Do you ever see the game getting an upgrade in design and interface?

[David Nakayama] We're always looking to improve the design. The Consignment House UI will be upgraded, and we will introduce Ultra Mode with Issue 17.


Translation: MMORPGABC123XYZPDQ: Do you ever see the game getting an upgrade in design and interface?

David... no... I just can't keep making fun of his name like this.. I'm out: Absolutely! In fact, we'll be taking advantage of new touch screen technology to change the interface entirely. Once it goes live you will be able to actually punch out the enemies yourself! Just touch your own monitor to direct where you want your attacks to go! However, anyone wishing to fully utilize this new interface will have to sign an itsy-bitsy waiver and disclaimer of liability form first... you know... for those people who run Scrappers and Brutes for a REASON.

Can we see some screenshots of the new GR zones?

[David Nakayama] Yes. Soon...


Translation: Can we see some screenshots of the new GR zones?

David for the love of PETE would you STOP answering so many freaking questions?! I'm trying to STOP parodying your name!- I'm sorry... I couldn't hear the question... some freak was yelling in my ear.

One of the original balance design goals was that a character should be roughly equivalent to 3 minions or a lieutenant and one minion. That no longer seems to be the goal. What is the design goal today with regard to balance in both PvE and PvP?

[Castle] / [Ghost Falcon] - The design goal is "Is it fun?"


Translation: One of the original balance design goals was that a character should be roughly equivalent to 3 minions or a lieutenant and one minion. That no longer seems to be the goal. What is the design goal today with regard to balance in both PvE and PvP?

Haunted Castle: It's a game dude... seriously... unclench your math sphincter.

If Sister Psyche, Ghost Widow, and Desdemona got into a fight, who would win? by ZombieManHero

War Witch: LAST QUESTION BEFORE I GO - War Witch! Double teaming, dead and undead versions make for awesome combatants.


Translation: If Sister Psyche, Ghost Widow, and Desdemona got into a fight, who would win? by ZombieManHero

At least it isn't David: EVERY.... MAN.... WATCHING.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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There's quite a few of those that I absolutely loved!


 

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The Incarnate system mentioned at the PAX East conference appears to be just raising the level cap to level 60. Is there any info you can give concerning this speculation? by SmashZone

Posi - There is no level cap raise (sorry if that was implied), but your 50 WILL become more powerful through the system.


Translation: HA! DOUBLE HA! We CAUGHT you lying ba***rds! You once swore that you'd NEVER raise the level limit! But at PAX you said that we were getting the cap raised to 60! Now what do you have to say for yourselves?

P*si- What difference does it make what I have to say for myself? You're just going to misinterpret it anyway...


Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

[David Nakayama] Definitely.


Translation: Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

(Sounds of a struggle)

Dark_Respite: YES! I've got the footage and will get the video made shortly!

David: Stop her! Who the heck was supposed to be guarding the door?!

(Sounds of maniacal female laughter and gun fire.)
Probably the two best, right there...




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Evilanna has self-control issues?:

I've bought every booster pack and every in-game item pack and I have to admit that this "translation" feels too close to the truth for comfort for me.

Why do we need lots and lots of booster packs?
Well, we don't need any of them. They're extra. Nor do you need to buy them right when they come out, or even at all. They're there for if and when you want them.

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Why can't they be a once in a blue moon twice a year type thing?
Whatever schedule works for them works fine for me.

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I hate being nickel and dimed.
Then keep your nickels and dimes. It's really that simple.


Dec out.

 

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Why do we need lots and lots of booster packs? Why can't they be a once in a blue moon twice a year type thing?
Ideally, it'll slow to one booster per year. Prefferably, I would rather they stop after this next one, or after the next theme set.


 

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Thanks a lot! Gave me some very good laughs.


If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.

~Mary Engelbreit

 

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Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

[David Nakayama] Definitely.


Translation: Will we be getting a video of electric control before Going Rogue goes live?

(Sounds of a struggle)

Dark_Respite: YES! I've got the footage and will get the video made shortly!

David: Stop her! Who the heck was supposed to be guarding the door?!

(Sounds of maniacal female laughter and gun fire.)
Thank you for confirming that Matt Miller was not only successful in getting the restraining order in place, but there are standing orders to shoot me on sight if I get anywhere near Paragon Studios.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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*Golf Clap*


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
Translation: MMORPGABC123XYZPDQ: Do you ever see the game getting an upgrade in design and interface?

David... no... I just can't keep making fun of his name like this.. I'm out: Absolutely! In fact, we'll be taking advantage of new touch screen technology to change the interface entirely. Once it goes live you will be able to actually punch out the enemies yourself! Just touch your own monitor to direct where you want your attacks to go! However, anyone wishing to fully utilize this new interface will have to sign an itsy-bitsy waiver and disclaimer of liability form first... you know... for those people who run Scrappers and Brutes for a REASON.
I have a touch screen, and I wish this would happen.


 

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Translation: As time goes by, the Dev interaction on live servers has come nearly to a halt, is there any reason for this?

Hell Hawk: Dude, it's our job... to you it's a game... to us it's WORK... when you leave your job do you go immediately home and ask your mom if she'd like fries with dinner?!
D'Oh!
Ouch!
Oh-so-funny-ouch!
>.<


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What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. - R.W. Emerson
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