Thursday Rookery: Mirror Universe

*wanders in the Rookery sporting a Goatee*
I am not the Evil twin. Honest.

This evil beard doesn't make me evil like Evil Spock.

*enters the channel bearing a banner with "We Wuv Puppeh's" printed on it*

As a member of the Puppy Outreach program, I hearby extend wuvs and huggles to all puppys. I also extend a heartfelt snuggle to any and all Sackpeople, may they never be chewed.

*eeps suddenly as the sound of a rifle crack is heard and a new headfurcut is gained*

It seems that I have been discovered. Perhaps is now the time to flee.

*wanders about, setting nasty traps for everyone while stroking her handlebar mustache and goatee*

muahahaha. Now that I have disposed of that goody two paws twin of mine, I have free reign to start my trail of terror!

*secretly replaces the chocolate donut on the counter with a brown spinach one, cackling to herself*

*spontaneous evil goatee nap OF DOOM*

Fear the evil napping, for it... will... leave you with crusty eyes... and...

BAH! There goes that evil plan.

Moring folks.

Greetings an salutations, all you baddy-bad guys. *shifty eyes*

*pulls lever and all the regular sized donuts are then replaced with tiny little mini donuts, not even big enough for sackpersons* Also, *pulls another lever and all the coffee in the joint is turned into plain old brown water* MWA HA HA HA HA HAH AHA HA HA!!!

*sets up makeshift donut and coffee stand by the front door* If you want coffee and donuts, you need to see me now! Hmmm, being bad feels gooooooooooodd!

*wanders in wearing a nun outfit handing out pamphlets of the gospel*

REPENT SINNERS!! its NOT TOO LATE!!!

*kidnaps Nun Detra and ties her to a train tracks, cackling evilly and twirling her handlebar mustache*

You are in for it now, Detra! Give me the deed to the orphanage, or it's curtains for you! Radly DoRight won't make it to save you this time!

Would evil me NOT have a van-dy ke? (stupid filter)

I think the PSU on my email/internet machine at home died (either that or mobo). I hope to get a replacement PSU today but I might have to order it instead. If it's the mobo... they don't make a socket 939 anymore, so I'd have to do a Proc and Mobo upgrade.

*fell asleep on the Rookery sofa last night while watching Star Trek. Woke up to a strange Rookery with the everyone acting all out of character.*

*Mumbles to self "What a nightmare!"*

*Covers face and goes back to sleep*

*Watches everything while standing upside down on a SRHCT (Sinking Rock Hard Coffee Table)* "?esaelp ,smoN"

*Wanders in wearing a tiny business suit and monocle.*

What's all this then? No no, no time for foolish frivolity.

*He kicks the donut into the garbage and has a sensible bowl of bran flakes instead.*

Has anyone seen my quarterly financial reports?

And yes good morning too... well everyone. Far too many people to name one at a time isn't there.

*Walks in dressed in a tuxedo*

And todya we will talk about the evils of rock and Roll, Blues, Hip hop and all music except for classical and good church going music.

*picks up a small cup of coffee*

A black basement cat strolls in...then morphs into Ryouko...but sporting a black corset, with matching undies and thigh high boots. The music of ACDC suddenly cranks up in the background, loud and hard...

She cracks a whip, razorbladed at the ends. "Everyone bow down to me, your ruler and goddess of the Demonic Horde. Anyone who crosses me..." she chuckles evilly.."will feel my lash..Who wants to be first...?"

She smirks..a sexy, evil smirk of one very used to getting her way...

(scary enough for you guys?)

Um. Yes. Scary. Totally the word I was thinking of.

If you all need me, I'll be in my bunk.

*wanders in on one of his rare appearances*

Howdy folks.....ummm....Is it me or is something different?

*tilts his head slightly and studies the area carefully*

hmmmm trans-dimensional misstep perhaps?? Seems to be a slightly askew reality from the one I normally observe.