1. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
2. Rules mongering gets da banstick.
3. Don't ask, don't tell.
4. Always wait 24 hours before calling. Always.
5. Be kind to your knees.
6. All fights should be determined by NHL rules.
7. Never attempt to share a urinal. If only one is available, and it is in use, stand back at a respectable distance and wait your turn. Do not attempt to use the buddy system.
8. Wait as long as possible to reveal the culprit.
9. Never count your money when you're sitting at the table.
10. No one mentions the Iggy.
11. If you even think that is has the remotest of possiblity that someone could take any kind of offense at it, don't post it. That applies to all ethnic groups, genders and unicorns.
12. Type using your fingers; toes, foreheads and "other" appendeges will NOT be tolerated.
13. Do not describe or post pictures of your latest adventures in Fiber, just trust me on that one.
Badges?
We ain't got no Badges.
We don't need no Badges!
I don't have to show you any stinking Badges!
Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Rangle's right....this is fun.
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The first rule of JFA2010 is the first rule of JFA2010
14. Please, close cover before striking.
15. Do not bring electrical appliances into the shower.
"Super Hyper Mecha Plucky Power Armor GO!" -Plucky Sidekick: 50 Inv/EM Tank
"Do not confuse my disguise with your own evolutionary missteps." -Malevol-Ant: 50 EM/Nin Stalker
16. If you take a beer out of the refrigerator and open it, you have to drink it
17. Nobody rides for Free
18. When in doubt, Trust your instincts
19. Wear sunscreen
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20. What happens on Justice stays on Justice.
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Global: @Cinder Spawn
21. Do not look directly into the sun
22. if you feel like barfing please wait till the ride stops.
23 do not over due it.
24. no running with scissors
25. no Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle; you'll shoot your eye out.
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1. Don't be a jerk to someone else.
2. Obey the mods.
Fairly universal rules, I should think.
As it is, specific guidelines will be hammered out, but they all reinforce #1.
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[JFA2010]Mod08: And I will strike down upon thee (enrious) with great vengence and .... oh wait wrong script
@enrious, @sardonicism, @MyLexiConIsHugeSon
If you haven't joined a global channel, you're not really looking for team.
26 First socks, THEN shoes.
27 Timber Walves can't spell and Purple Jays are color blind.
28 skippy's list is a pretty good guide line for everyone
29 SAN DEMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES
30. If you get a purple drop, or PvP drop give it to LSK. 
31. Do not substitute vegemite for toothpaste even if it comes in similar looking tubes.
32. Keep your fingers out of there.
Where is the rule book, I seems to have lost it...
Seems to me only rule is be respectful of each other, unless you kidding each other.
Maybe I need more villains on justice...
*bites*
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Where is the rule book, I seems to have lost it...
Seems to me only rule is be respectful of each other, unless you kidding each other. Maybe I need more villains on justice... *bites* |
I gave my last employer grief for not having an Employee Handbook, even after 4 years of employment...
I'm someone who believes that expectations of membership should be clearly stated as well as knowing that firm rules can be exploited (Hi '08 - I think Niv saw my view of forum mod training).
For now, the above 2 rules are simple enough - don't grief people in the channel and if a mod tells you that you're exceeeding expectations - it isn't personal.
Beyond that, I think there should be further discussion and you shall have it in the next few days.
As an aside, the idea of big brother is so 1984...
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[JFA2010]Mod08: And I will strike down upon thee (enrious) with great vengence and .... oh wait wrong script
@enrious, @sardonicism, @MyLexiConIsHugeSon
If you haven't joined a global channel, you're not really looking for team.
33. Wash behind your ears.
34. Pass the dutchy on the left hand side.
35. Take your elbows off the table.
36. Don't put that in your mouth.
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36. Don't put that in your mouth.
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Awww crud...
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Are you Sure that's Rule 34, I always thought it was This.
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34. Pass the dutchy on the left hand side.
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Another rule 34
34. If youre leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlock...ective_Pirates
37. If the bathroom door is closed, knock! (especially if you have a guest).
38. Say thank you when someone gives you a present (even if you don't like it).
39. Don't stand in front of the TV when other people are watching it.
40. A boy takes off his shirt to swim, but not his shorts. For girls, clothes are optional.
41. No toys in the fishtank.
50s: Inv/SS PB Emp/Dark Grav/FF DM/Regen TA/A Sonic/Elec MA/Regen Fire/Kin Sonic/Rad Ice/Kin Crab Fire/Cold NW Merc/Dark Emp/Sonic Rad/Psy Emp/Ice WP/DB FA/SM
Overlord of Dream Team and Nightmare Squad
42) Save keys to open doors
43) Don't shoot the food
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44.) For girls, you are optional.
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Originally Posted by Bionic_Flea
40. A boy takes off his shirt to swim, but not his shorts. For girls, clothes are optional.
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If you don't shoot it how do you kill it.
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Originally Posted by Abraxxus
43) Don't shoot the food
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awakened death 50 necro/dark mm, Necrospider 50 Crabspider, Death's Hunter 50 claw/regen stalker, Inhuman-Rampage 50 DM/WP brute, Xander the Protector 50 Kat/sr scrapper, Phantom Force 50 Ill/Rad Controller, Friendly Persuader 50 Inv/Wm tank
Global: @Cinder Spawn
Can someone help me out and post the rules for JFA2010 again please?
I don't wanna unknowingly break any rules and get silenced or Iggybanned.
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