An Ode to Impatience...


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The general mood here in the forums has inspired me artistically.... And so I present to you...

An Ode to Impatience...

In the Forums now it is quite vogue
To scream and rant for Going Rogue
The info which from Dev's denial
Has rendered us quite infantile

We plead and beg for data new
And hold our breath 'til we turn blue
Yet our words they fall on deafened ears
So we shriek them at our forum peers

We grumble them here on the board
And in our hearts bad feelings horde
In our souls impatience jells
Til we spew it out in broadcast tells

Some preach peace like a lark let sing
And blame it all on marketing
But that approach is one hard sell
The Devs should tell 'em "Go to hell!"

The Devs should grab those market fools
And shove 'em where the fire ne'er cools
Then in this forum we would read
All the news we'd ever need

Until that time I guess that means
We'll just hang here and vent our spleens
We're like dying men climbing one last dune
But instead of water, we all crave Soon(tm)

~Steelclaw


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Kanpai.


There are no words for what this community, and the friends I have made here mean to me. Please know that I care for all of you, yes, even you. If you Twitter, I'm MrThan. If you're Unleashed, I'm dumps. I'll try and get registered on the Titan Forums as well. Peace, and thanks for the best nine years anyone could ever ask for.

 

Posted

Where's the "pie" emote...

/em clap


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Posted

Another win for Steelclaw....


 

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*whistles and applause*

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
*SNIP*
Some preach peace like a lark let sing
And blame it all on marketing
But that approach is one hard sell
The Devs should tell 'em "Go to hell!"

The Devs should grab those market fools
And shove 'em where the fire ne'er cools
Then in this forum we would read
All the news we'd ever need
Best parts, by far.


Global: @Pandemonia

We're sorry. Due to the lack of adequate marketing, user patience has died 90+ days ago. Please try again sans "Soon."

 

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In the inspiration of the moment:

As I pondered the forums verily
Across a post from Steelclaw I opened merrily

Knowing the humor about to ensue
I set down my soda so as not to spew

Within moments my grin quickly grows
Against my wishes a laugh loudly bellows

My fellow workers peer over the office wall
To see me laughing uncontrollably with 'lol'

I try mightily to expalin what has caused me to be so loud and rude
only to be looked as just another strange 'gamer' dude

As they walk away with an averted eye
I continue with my self-imposed laughing high

I wipe the tears of laughter away once again as times before
Knowing that another post from Steelclaw has made my spirit soar


Thanks again, Steel! I don't know how you do it, but you continue to make some of the most painful days here at work seem all that much better!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
An Ode to Impatience...
tl,dr.













((Just Kidding! ))


 

Posted

Amen


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Posted

Commendable



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/yawn

yet another GR thread.


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Perfect.


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Bah! Queen said it better. I shall paraphrase:

I want it all!
I want it all!
I WANT IT ALL!
AND I WANT IT NAO!



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