Blame the POST'r above you.

I blame Pro for letting me eat all his lucky charms and getting a sugar overload!

(and may I say... TGIF!)

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I blame Wolfie for not sharinggg!

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~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT

I blame VexXxa for the rapid moral decay of forum society by contributing with almost butt-nekkid, cosmic, stripper avatar.

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"Forum PvP doesn't give drops. Just so all of you who participated in this thread are aware." -Mod08-
"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-

I blame CrazyJerseyan for blaming Vexxa for moral decay, because I love her nearly butt-nekkid, cosmic stripper avatar!

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I blame Wolphie for encouraging werewolves, Frankenstein monsters, vampires and other creatures of the night to show off their bottoms to the world utilizing their CoH forum avatars.

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"Forum PvP doesn't give drops. Just so all of you who participated in this thread are aware." -Mod08-
"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-

I blame CrazyJerseyan for being the man trying to keep down us night creatures!

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I blame Wolfie for mistaking me as a man and for me mistaking her as a man of the nightcreature.

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I blame ProGamer for confusing me!

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I blame bamaWolfie for missing the 7-10 split.

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I blame Shadow Ravenwolf for my lack of an adequate signature.

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NEW RULE: my brother introduced this today and it's hilarious

1st: make a one-liner blame to the Poster above you
2nd: click http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ put the poster name and copy/post

it's absolutely hilarious. EG:

1. I blame AhaziRefugee for giving the shark a hicky

2. I am really at a loss for what to say in this letter other than to convey my shock. In the text that follows, when I quote from AhaziRefugee, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications and which I have edited out. Some people have compared ethically bankrupt, muzzy-headed ranters to shambolic traitors. I would like to take the comparison one step further: AhaziRefugee is utterly resentful, as it has proved to my complete satisfaction.

Some day, AhaziRefugee's footling idolators may ask you why you think it's a good idea to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that children should belong to the state. You should therefore be prepared to tell these batty pantywaists that AhaziRefugee's proxies have tried repeatedly to assure me that AhaziRefugee will eventually tire of its plan to sacrifice children on the twin altars of fanaticism and greed and will then step aside and let us reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from its morals. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs". I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this, but AhaziRefugee's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that it is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Now that you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a surprise that AhaziRefugee's brethren are frequently in the vanguard of the unilateralism movement. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would initiate a reign of salacious, scurrilous terror. I am referring, of course, to the likes of AhaziRefugee.

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I blame Pro for making me go to a new website.

I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this letter before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. Here's a quick review: Pro Gamer USA's ebullitions are as appealing as braces, acne, and a wooden leg at the senior prom. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Pro. And that's it. Pro Gamer USA's intent to assuage the hungers of her myrmidons with servings of fresh scapegoats is an indication of the depths of horror and bestial cruelty to which they have descended.

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[Admin] Anti-Matter: I was in ur dimenshun, killin ur d00ds.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Good job, Anti-Matter. Troll them.
Freedom, Virtue, Exalted

I blame Obsidian_Light for heading down the path of D00M and Great Walls of Text, while passively agreeing to grant me permission to bury everyone in a pixel storm.

If you are stimulated by new ideas and if you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what Obsidian_Light dishes out, I think you will find this letter of interest. Let me cut to the chase: Questions of Obsidian_Light's motivation and intent are compelling. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me.
I alluded to this earlier, but I don't know what bothers me most about Obsidian_Light. Is it his specious arguments, his illogical reasoning, his obscurantist claims, his unreasonable speculations, or any of the many forms of pseudoscholarship we see in his crotchets? In any case, Obsidian_Light is a proponent of "autism"—a term he uses catachrestically in place of "mandarinism". But I digress. Either he has no real conception of the sweep of history, or he is merely intent on winning some debating pin by trying to pierce a hole in my logic with "facts" that are taken out of context.
If you want a better opportunity to get a job, raise a family in a safe neighborhood, have a better chance at a good education, and lower the taxes on the money you earn, then I ask that you help me ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. In order to convince us that there should be publicly financed centers of nativism, Obsidian_Light often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. If he is going to talk about higher standards then he needs to live by those higher standards. It may be coincidence that Obsidian_Light's announcements bar people from partaking in activities that cannot be monitored and controlled. It may be coincidence that they glorify the things that everyone else execrates. And it may be coincidence that they pit people against each other. But that's a lot of coincidence!
If Obsidian_Light succeeds in his attempt to take credit for others' accomplishments, it'll have to be over my dead body. His brethren must mend their ways. Still, I recommend you check out some of his ipse dixits and draw your own conclusions on the matter. I won't mince my words: Obsidian_Light argues that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: He never misses an opportunity to indulge his preoccupation with his alleged victimization. In fact, I have said that to Obsidian_Light on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until he stops trying to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of.
It's not just the lunatic fringe that's in Obsidian_Light's corner; a number of previously respectable people have recently begun backing him. Obsidian_Light accuses me of being a liar. The only proven liar around here, however, is Obsidian_Light. Only a die-hard liar like Obsidian_Light could claim that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. The truth, in case you haven't already figured it out, is that whenever there's an argument about his devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that his sophistries are now a staple of his partisans' morals. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. His chums have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times—stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize his mephitic positions. It is indubitably not a pretty sight.
Sure, Obsidian_Light may have a right to promote violence in all its forms—physical, sexual, psychological, economical, and social—but we certainly don't have to stand idly by while he exercises that right. Although brevity is the soul of wit I do need to say quite a bit more about how unlike everyone else in the world, he seriously believes that his decisions are based on reason. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Obsidian_Light. My argument gets a little complicated here. I obviously don't know what his problem is, but I believe that Obsidian_Light is obviously hiding something. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about his latest impolitic hypnopompic insights. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Obsidian_Light's helots often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.
Obsidian_Light may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. He has figuratively enclosed himself in a secure elitist ghetto. Sure, it sounds ruthless. Blame that on jealous blowhards. Don't let him delude you into thinking that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. He's just trying to create catchy, new terms for boring, old issues.
I don't want this to sound like sour grapes, but Obsidian_Light's anecdotes represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. Lest I forget to mention this later, I can guarantee the readers of this letter that Obsidian_Light says that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. If that's the limit of Obsidian_Light's perception, acumen, and intelligence, then God help him. Calling his dupes dictatorial, disingenuous crumbums may be accurate, but we must restore the temple of our civilization to the ancient truths. Our children depend on that.
Obsidian_Light is good at stirring his bootlickers into a frenzied lunacy of hatred and vengeance. Doing so blinds them to the fact that he has been offering irascible, hectoring geeks a lot of money to make excessive use of foul language. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that the same poisonous spirit that infects asinine know-nothings also pollutes Obsidian_Light's thinking. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: The space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Obsidian_Light has tried to extend his fifteen minutes of fame to fifteen months.
Obsidian_Light's desire to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda is both a cause and an effect of what we now see as a global increase in terrorism, and everyone with half a brain understands that. Obsidian_Light parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock. Society must soon decide either to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in his ideals or else to let Obsidian_Light poison the relationship between teacher and student. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that it's undeniably a tragedy that Obsidian_Light's goal in life is apparently to perpetrate acts of the most phlegmatic character. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Obsidian_Light is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead. To reiterate the main message of this letter, statistical details released by a third-party agency indicate that Obsidian_Light's conjectures are just an outcropping of his hatred of us.

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I blame Shadow Ravenwolf for posting a wall of text

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I blame Lucky666 for not scaling that wall faster during the obstacle course.

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I blame Shadow Ravenwolf for the gun going off and killing my annoying neighbor.

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I blame Gen_Gintoki for thinking the gun just "went off" when we both know that it was the candlestick in the library that did your neighbor in.

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I am still blaming Shadow Ravenwolf for that wall of text. I don't have time for pleasure reading.

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Some Established Villains:
Father McKenzie - Fire/Dark, Voltage Adapter - Elec/Nin
Some Established Heroes:
Sous Chef - DB/WP, Frost Advisory - Ice/Kin, Papa Xmas - Ice/FF, Bubbe - Sonic/Kin, Redeker Plan - Arch/Dev, Dr. Duplicitous - Ill/Kin

I blame Profanation for laziness.

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I blame Shadow for that disturbing image of Alfness.

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I blame bamaWolfie for the national kitty shortage we're experiencing.


>_>
<_<

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I blame Shadow Ravenwolf for the broken cookies.

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I blame Gen_Gintoki for spilling the milk.

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