afk composing an original sonnet for slax.
Now there's something I want to see.
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Only the guys?
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Originally Posted by CriticalKat
I guess I should feel lucky, all I am is fat & ugly apparently. Rai you should look at it as a good thing. Atleast if they think that about you...no worries of nerdy gamer dudes trying to flirt with you, which would be just ewww.
In all probability though some of the guys that say that about you are probably listening to you on vent and rubbing one out. |
If that was you on vent late last night, I regret to inform you that I wasn't turned on.
*ahem*
A POE-EMM for Slax.
Ode to Slax
Hailing from the graceful Infinity
We hear the one called Slax,
As he screams B00F MEH! to all in his vicinity
Before he attacks.
Lo, a storm front comes to Freedom
A nod to the old combatants ladder
Who will be farmed into self-imposed martyrdom
When the spirt sharkies eat yet another?
He is dUmb and thats his trademark
Room for three Colds is heard on the global
As he speeds another ITF out of the ballpark
A Trap of the Hunter? Damn those random rolls. 
A League of extraordinary stupidmen
Joins a league of tested warriors
In Freedom we fight with increased acumen
With oddball line-ups, doing it for the lolzers
LGTF? ITF? Another Phalanx TF for Accos?
Into a trance-like state we fall into gamestate
Damn, I knew I shoulda stocked up on Doritos!
Sadly this hunger for merits, I cannot abate
Hail Slax, Hail dUmbies,
Hail PvPers from all cities!
As the game changes and we find new truths
One thing remains, Slax wants his B00Fs.
>.>
Questions about the game, either side? /t @Neuronia or @Neuronium, with your queries!
168760: A Death in the Gish. 3 missions, 1-14. Easy to solo.
Infinity Villains
Champion, Pinnacle, Virtue Heroes
omg That was pretty impressive...and on such short notice. I'm sure Slax will appreciate it too.
Reitanna are you Russian or something? Why does barrier call you a commie?
It's not a sonnet, but it had me laughing a good bit. Thanks.
Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit
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I don't care why they say them. But it is a game, so I play for the entertainment. Now dance, monkey, dance.
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Originally Posted by black_barrier
what do i care?
you think people say things just to entertain you? |
Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit
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shes from russia but lives in germany. or the other way round i never cared enough to clear it up
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Originally Posted by Supermax
Reitanna are you Russian or something? Why does barrier call you a commie?
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@Psycho Jas
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Well me and Rai are usually the only women on the PVPEC vent. I remember one other chick one time and I can't remember who that was.|
Originally Posted by Tokyo
Only the guys?
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So we are both fat and ugly and all the guys are apparently sexy according to the majority.
Works for meh. Occassionally I squeal out a "**** you" and laugh it off.
Now that you mention it though the thought of another chick rubbing one out on vent is pretty hawt. Well unless she was fat & ugly and well that would just be creepy. Just saying.
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I'd be interested to find out the specifics.
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Originally Posted by SoulTouch
shes from russia but lives in germany. or the other way round i never cared enough to clear it up
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I base my life off the premise that everyone else exists for my amusement. |
Originally Posted by black_barrier
what do i care?
you think people say things just to entertain you? |
So if he's anything like me... Yes?
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Get your hand out of your pants, vent boy.
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Originally Posted by Supermax
I'd be interested to find out the specifics.
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yeah born in russia lives in germany and according to her she says thursday as saisday.|
Originally Posted by Supermax
I'd be interested to find out the specifics.
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i know tmi.
@Psycho Jas
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If you were i would be creeped out.| If that was you on vent late last night, I regret to inform you that I wasn't turned on. |
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| Reitanna are you Russian or something? Why does barrier call you a commie? |
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| I don't care why they say them. But it is a game, so I play for the entertainment. Now dance, monkey, dance. |
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Well me and Rai are usually the only women on the PVPEC vent. I remember one other chick one time and I can't remember who that was. So we are both fat and ugly and all the guys are apparently sexy according to the majority. Works for meh. Occassionally I squeal out a "**** you" and laugh it off. Now that you mention it though the thought of another chick rubbing one out on vent is pretty hawt. Well unless she was fat & ugly and well that would just be creepy. Just saying. |
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| Get your hand out of your pants, vent boy. |
If some chick would actually "rubbing one out" on vent it would be disgusting.
And for all the people who ever get wrong ideas/hopes, don't even try, just don't. I am quite evil person and it might end up quite embarasing for you.
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Originally Posted by EnD_Reitanna
u catgurl, dun put meh in same category..i am fat fugly man not some fat chick! If some chick would actually "rubbing one out" on vent it would be disgusting. And for all the people who ever get wrong ideas/hopes, don't even try, just don't. I am quite evil person and it might end up quite embarasing for you. |
hei fat guy. My e-peen is huge, want sum?
p.s. I really like that avatar, where is it from and why do you have it?
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Ah cool, I'm Russian too |
Originally Posted by EnD_Reitanna
yeaaah, i am russian living in Germany for study purposes...
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Uh uh, barrier will make fun of me now
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Well one of my best friends is really fat and he says he can't see his stuff when he looks down. If that is so then I guess it doesn't really matter if you are a chick or fugly man.|
Originally Posted by EnD_Reitanna
If you were i would be creeped out.
yeaaah, i am russian living in Germany for study purposes... I agree Slax, since Poned drama is over we need new one. u catgurl, dun put meh in same category..i am fat fugly man not some fat chick! If some chick would actually "rubbing one out" on vent it would be disgusting. And for all the people who ever get wrong ideas/hopes, don't even try, just don't. I am quite evil person and it might end up quite embarasing for you. |
I would rather hear another chick rubbing one out on vent then half the huge e-peen kiddos in this game. One is definitely moar hawt than the other.
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Originally Posted by SoulTouch
yeah born in russia lives in germany and according to her she says thursday as saisday.
i know tmi. |
Certified e-stalker.
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What about a hawt chick rubbing one out on vent that also happens to have a huge e-peen? d;D
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Originally Posted by CriticalKat
Well one of my best friends is really fat and he says he can't see his stuff when he looks down. If that is so then I guess it doesn't really matter if you are a chick or fugly man.
I would rather hear another chick rubbing one out on vent then half the huge e-peen kiddos in this game. One is definitely moar hawt than the other. |
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you're a retard I dueled her once and she ended up telling me her life story... certified piece of **** you are.
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Originally Posted by SmegHead
Certified e-stalker.
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@Psycho Jas
You know soul....if you keep responding to each of his insults, he'll just keep doing it.
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Shh, I like this forum as it is. |
Originally Posted by Supermax
You know soul....if you keep responding to each of his insults, he'll just keep doing it.
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you think people say things just to entertain you?