Joke suggestion: Longbow Mayhem Dialogue
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AzureSkyCiel,
Posted on: 2010-01-12 17:07 in Suggestions and Ideas
Disregarding the "joke" part because I'm lame like that, I always thought "in the name of Longbow" is pretty dumb. How do they expect a villain to react to that? "Oh, golly gee, it's those good ladies and gentlemen of Longbow! Why, how horrid a person I must be for such upstanding individuals to take up arms against me? I shall cease my criminal behavior and allow them to arrest me posthaste!"
They could at least say, "stop or we'll shoot!". I mean, that probably won't stop any villains either, but at least it doesn't sound egotistical.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
Yeah...Longbow ARE egotistical, though, really. Deitrich and a lot of the dialogue in the RWZ arcs...villain side Longbow...theay really can be pretty arrogant 
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Some times I wish I could buff those poor Hellions who are being terrorized by these jerks. It brings tears to my eyes, man. |
Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
Yeah...Longbow ARE egotistical, though, really. Deitrich and a lot of the dialogue in the RWZ arcs...villain side Longbow...theay really can be pretty arrogant
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And besides, what real authority do Longbow have? I mean, they're basically Ms Liberty's private militia.
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Originally Posted by Bitt_Player
Disregarding the "joke" part because I'm lame like that, I always thought "in the name of Longbow" is pretty dumb. How do they expect a villain to react to that? "Oh, golly gee, it's those good ladies and gentlemen of Longbow! Why, how horrid a person I must be for such upstanding individuals to take up arms against me? I shall cease my criminal behavior and allow them to arrest me posthaste!"
They could at least say, "stop or we'll shoot!". I mean, that probably won't stop any villains either, but at least it doesn't sound egotistical. |
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
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Well, "You and what army?" DOES hold a lot more weight when you simply step aside and say "This one!"|
Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper
And besides, what real authority do Longbow have? I mean, they're basically Ms Liberty's private militia.
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The authority of a thousand gun-toting spandex soldiers
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
Well, "You and what army?" DOES hold a lot more weight when you simply step aside and say "This one!"
The authority of a thousand Canadian gun-toting spandex soldiers |
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Pfft. I've killed a thousand of those gun-toting spandex soldiers. My Villain badge says so. |
Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
Well, "You and what army?" DOES hold a lot more weight when you simply step aside and say "This one!"
The authority of a thousand gun-toting spandex soldiers |
I lol'd, good sir. Despite Morrowind being the FAR superior game...
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Originally Posted by ReclusesPhantom
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That'd be;
"What'dya think you're doing, eh?!"
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Replace their current ambush dialogue of "Halt, in the name of Longbow" to "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
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