Could he be a Pirate Ninja? Or would such a combination create a tear in space/time?
Well, it's kinda bending the guild rules to say this, but...
Yes.
-np
I see myself as witty, urbane, highly talented, hugely successful with a keen sense of style. Plus of course my own special brand of modesty.
Virtue: Automatic Lenin | The Pink Guy | Superpowered | Guardia | Guardia Prime | Ultrapowered
Whichever, there is no doubt that he is a supervillain.
I mean, think about it.
* The distinctive laugh
* The tricked-out vehicle
* The covert intelligence
* The remote nigh-inaccessible lair
* The costumed minions
* The blatant attempts at blackmail
It's a no-brainer. 
so hes dr evil?
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
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Originally Posted by Trekkin
Could he be a Pirate Ninja? Or would such a combination create a tear in space/time?
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I was going to say Ninja, but you present fair grounds for both cases. Though I'd say "avoids capture by law enforcement" is debatable.
Tales of Judgment. Also here, instead of that other place.
good luck D.B.B.
wasnt he captured in santa claus is comin to town?
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
((I say ninja. Ninjas are secret assassins, and Santa is know for his stealthy sleighing. 
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Not sure how stealthy he is tonight...NORAD is all over his ***.
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Originally Posted by Heroid
((I say ninja. Ninjas are secret assassins, and Santa is know for his stealthy sleighing.
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Santa is a Reverse-Pirate Ninja.
He gives things, instead of plundering hence the pirate part, and is uber-sneaky... hence the ninja part.
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Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
Pirate: *Is quite jolly, and likely intoxicated. *Is an overwieght, bearded cuacasian man. *Lords over a loyal crew. *Carries a sack of questionably-obtained goods. Supposedly it's all toys, but you never know what he's doing in ALL those houses, right? *According to the song, "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus", Santa digs the ladies. Pirates chase wenches, ninjas do not. *Avoids capture by law enforcement, fluanting the laws against speeding, landing on rooftops, driving while intoxicated, breaking and entering, failure to operate a moving vehicle with proper registration or lighting (no brake lights, turn signals and the only headlight has a red lense) larceny (mostly milk and cookies) and a variety of other infractions. And most of all........ "YO Ho Ho" = "HO Ho Ho!" The answer is Pirate. That is all. |
Pirate.
Simple really.
A ninja with a bowl full of jelly?
You're kidding right?
A ninja with a belly like a bowl full of jelly?
But still, Santa is still a pirate.
Funny, I drew this years ago...
Speaking as Virtue's premier privateer...
He's a Pirate-Ninja!
SANTA IZ A...
NINJA...yeah yeah o wait NUUUU santa is a pirate....yeahyeah..o wait NUUUU..santa is a ninja pirate!
now see this is why puppehs chase their tail
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
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Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
A ninja with a belly like a bowl full of jelly?
But still, Santa is still a pirate. |
If that was Santa no one would get their presents until Dec. 28th.
Ninja:
*Trains in a secret location, presumably at the North Pole.
*Is awesome when there is only one, is lame when there are many.
*Is able to enter and leave undetected.
*Is reputed to have near-mystical abilities, beyond the laws of physics.
*Employs a very diminutive workforce to manufacture toys, most of which bear "Made in <AsianCountry>" tags.
Pirate:
*Is quite jolly, and likely intoxicated.
*Is an overwieght, bearded cuacasian man.
*Lords over a loyal crew.
*Carries a sack of questionably-obtained goods. Supposedly it's all toys, but you never know what he's doing in ALL those houses, right?
*According to the song, "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus", Santa digs the ladies. Pirates chase wenches, ninjas do not.
*Avoids capture by law enforcement, fluanting the laws against speeding, landing on rooftops, driving while intoxicated, breaking and entering, failure to operate a moving vehicle with proper registration or lighting (no brake lights, turn signals and the only headlight has a red lense) larceny (mostly milk and cookies) and a variety of other infractions.
And most of all........
"YO Ho Ho" = "HO Ho Ho!"
The answer is Pirate.
That is all.