The Newcomer's Guide to Champion Drama
Wait... there's a DRAMA server?
I'm totally moving to Champion now. You're all doomed. |
You Maniac! Look what you've done!
...how many transfer tokens do we get again?
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Well ****, if I want to start drama myself... I can do that anywhere.
Well ****, if I want to start drama myself... I can do that anywhere.
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Champion, where drama doesn't come out of a can. We make it from scratch.
Hey Westley, good drama takes time.
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Champion, where drama doesn't come out of a can. We make it from scratch.
Hey Westley, good drama takes time. |
Still, PK has some big pariah shoes to fill if he expects to top Skyppy's skills at making drama and being a half-stupid posterior headgarment. Ol' Skyppy worked mighty hard at being so unlikable that he eventually changed his name and server.
And he did it even while running multiple SG's.
His parting move was so classy that i doubt anyone will top it. Now THAT was high grade drama.
When I first moved to Champion it hardly had any drama at all compared to other servers, but that was over four years ago.
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(Y'know, composing this on my phone was perhaps a bit masochistic. )
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
*steps into the room*
Let the drama begin....
DEAR CHAMPION, DEAR CHAMPION, II Protectors of Neverland
"8 years Guys....What a Ride"
224 LvL 50's
ACT I
SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO
BERNARDO
Who's there?
FRANCISCO
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
WHAT are you doing?
Starting some Drama.
<.<
>.>
^.^
oops.
Wrong type of drama.
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DEAR CHAMPION, DEAR CHAMPION, II Protectors of Neverland
"8 years Guys....What a Ride"
224 LvL 50's
Actually, i use a dramacake mix as a base and add fresh ingredients as need or whim dictates. But then i'm a lazy sod.
Still, PK has some big pariah shoes to fill if he expects to top Skyppy's skills at making drama and being a half-stupid posterior headgarment. Ol' Skyppy worked mighty hard at being so unlikable that he eventually changed his name and server. And he did it even while running multiple SG's. His parting move was so classy that i doubt anyone will top it. Now THAT was high grade drama. When I first moved to Champion it hardly had any drama at all compared to other servers, but that was over four years ago. ... (Y'know, composing this on my phone was perhaps a bit masochistic. ) |
I was really hoping that was going to say Elsinore Brewery and be a scene from Strange Brew.
Premium quality drama can only be cultivated in an environment requiring several key factors.
These include but are not limited to:
-people taking themselves too seriously
-people who received insufficient quantities of Hug as children and as such require online validation
-people with too much free time on their hands
-large quantities of the sweetest nerd rage tears
-an audience willing to validate an idiot by responding to them
-srs bsns
-iNtErNeT eGoZ
At Champion we pride ourselves on our high quality Drama. We have all of these ingredients, all of the finest quality.
srs bsns, Nevar Forget
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-people taking themselves too seriously -people who received insufficient quantities of Hug as children and as such require online validation -people with too much free time on their hands -large quantities of the sweetest nerd rage tears -an audience willing to validate an idiot by responding to them -srs bsns -iNtErNeT eGoZ |
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
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Thank You, Silas, for your thoughtful contribution to the Drama Guide. OP has been updated with this newfound insight. ;-)
A Guide to Champion Drama
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thats reminds me when I had my 5 year old daughter take a can of beans to her mom and say that they were serous beans.
Ah will have to do something fun like that again when we visit her over christmas.
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Triumph is trying to usurp our title!
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This needs to go on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Srsly. Nao.
1st in after Doomlord post.
I sooo miss daddyDoomlord. :-)
oh nice guides you have there.