Warning: Thief
Hilarious. Circle of Jerks got jacked by their own member for treating them like dirt.
You reap what you sow.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The irony inherent within this...
GOLD STAR GUYZ!
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
I bow in the presence of such ownage...
Treat people like dirt, and then whine when someone does the same to you?
Tsk tsk. Let me call the whaaambulance.
You aren't interested in advance warning of someone who sees no problem with stealing hundreds of millions of inf? Fine. Whatever. Laugh at the poor saps who tried to amuse people, and at no point ever did anything remotely comparable to theft.
We gave this guy countless second chances, gone to bat for him repeatedly, and apparently after five years he decides out of nowhere that he's too put-upon, steals from the one guy who never had an ill word to say about anyone, and then hangs around until the theft gets found out. And then proceeds to act self-righteous about it, claiming it as "severance pay". You think that's something laudable, then by all means, welcome the little turd. I'm just here trying to keep you from getting screwed over yourself.
Jerk 4 Life
In brightest day, in blackest night/No evil shall escape my sight/Let those who worship evil's might/Beware my power ... Green Lantern's light!/(Meowth, that's right!)
My Arcs: #4827: Earth For Humans. #6391: Young Love.
This ****'s better than Fox News.
MOAR!
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
Oh what have we here campers?
Looks like trouble in paradise!
LOL, forums: most balanced PvP ever.
Tacos > Zombies
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
"PRAAAAAAAAATZ!"
And then proceeds to act self-righteous about it, claiming it as "severance ....
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Well. So after however many months of sitting in the IRC channel, listening to you and Aesir and The_Capn and Sede tell me what a sub-human I was, I finally decided to have a nice, clean break - plus a severance package.
You know I've been a member of the Circle of Jerks since Issue 3. And back then, it was nice. But as time's gone on all I've seen is fail. Fail, fail, and more fail. When was the last time one of you said word one nice about me? But I stuck around, because folks like Ribbon and Kitan and yes, Ex-, they were all decent folks. They were my friends, and I don't abandon my friends just because of some Jerks.
But I finally had enough, and left, with my loot. And then I found out it was Ex-. Did he tell you we spent some time on IRC talking? He's a good guy. He's one of the people who was always decent. And I wish I hadn't taken any of his stuff. So I still had most of the things I'd taken, minus some of the basic invention IO stuff, and got back in touch with him. His character, Clod Dirtnap, has most of his stuff back (7 Crushing Impact enhancements of various levels and a couple Stupefy enhs), an extra 10 million beyond that, and a proc recipe I had lying around. (And don't lie - there wasn't a LotG in that stack, and you know it.)
I didn't give it back because I wanted your forgiveness, or even his. I'm glad I took the stuff, heck, if I'd found out it'd been almost anyone else, they would have never seen it again. I did it because he's a decent guy. I have no guilt in my heart about anything that happened.
I heard it said recently that it's harder to leave an old social group than to join a new one, even when the old one is negative and toxic. Consider this an official notice - The Circle of Jerks aren't worth my time anymore. Can you even imagine why CEO of Earth doesn't come around anymore?
Your couch. **** it.
EDIT: Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, let me say it for the man one time.
"You're all fired."
*Places hand over heart at the sight of the couch*
I pledge allegiance to the couch of the united win of Vent Crew.
and to the lulz for which it stands: one couch, indivisible...
with kittens and win for all...
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
Who said it, you reap what you sow? Sounds like it apply's here. Good for him for giving back what he could to the good guy, but to the rest, tough luck. I have had 99% great experiences on here, but the 1% are usually know it alls putting people down. Guess what, the people just revolted. That hurts...........
It's funny, I've known PratzStrike for years and he's never felt the need to take all of MY stuff and laugh at me.
But then again, I'm not... well, you guys.
You do know the only person you actually stole from was one of the guys you thought was awesome, right?
IBTW
In Before The.....Whatever.
I'm not sure if the original post is a warning, an act for stealing attention, or an act of revenge. I really can't tell...
In any case...
I'm not even on Virtue but this is quite entertaining....
And people wonder why I have no interest in joining large guilds in any game. In any case, despite not knowing anything about the people involved, this thread amuses me.
If you have @Pratz Strike in your supergroup, possibly on his new villain alt Lady Mouse, be warned. He decided he'd been the butt of too many jokes about when he farmed a half-dozen characters to 50 on Architect in a single free week and then told Kotaku about the evils of Architect farms, so he cleaned out what SG storage he could access and sold it off. The perfectly awesome and entirely inoffensive Space Ace is out a Luck of the Gambler: +Recharge and several lesser sets. This little cretin is not to be trusted.
Jerk 4 Life
In brightest day, in blackest night/No evil shall escape my sight/Let those who worship evil's might/Beware my power ... Green Lantern's light!/(Meowth, that's right!)
My Arcs: #4827: Earth For Humans. #6391: Young Love.