*Wanders out under a streelight, also in a trench coat and fedora.*
This is the kind of night that makes you want to curl up inside a bottle of bourbon with a dame and forget the world. Good thing I bought the last water proof trench coat at that store.
Morning Twipper
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*shashes in*
Like booger man...
*Gets some coffee*
Like good morning everyone. Gonna be a great day.
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
*slinks into the detective's office wearing a gown that looks painted on and poses provocatively*
I need your help. I've lost my mittens, and I don't know where to find them.
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Quote:
*looks at Neko* they are on your paws.
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Originally Posted by NekoAli
*slinks into the detective's office wearing a gown that looks painted on and poses provocatively*
I need your help. I've lost my mittens, and I don't know where to find them. |
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
*He chuckles before stepping from the shadows. That Shecky, always with the jokes. But in this line of work a bad joke can get a mug killed or worse.*
Heya doll, mittens ya say? My fee is 25 a day plus expenses. Where did you last see the mittens?
*I sized up the Kitteh, a dangerous dame if ever there was one. Sure she was cute and fuzzy, but under that puffy fur was a nasty set of claws. She looked ready to pounce at a moments notice.*
Would you care for some catnip doll?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Turns from the window*
As much fun as it might be to see two people standing around getting drneched, the scenery in the office just got a whole lot more interesting. Helping out this dame might just be a good way to round up some dough for more tiger treats.
Don't worry, doll. We will find your mittens. Where was the last place you saw them?
*Sigh* For such a low nuber of posts, this thread sure is moving fast.
Hey pal, I'll ask the questions here. How did you get through that small window? And where were you the night the mittens disappeared?
*The Fuzzy Tiger looked like a thug, big and mean. Like a striped wall of teeth and claws. But I couldn't show fear, they can smell fear like cheap cigar smoke or expensive perfume.*
This is it Tiger, you are going down, getting the pinch for those mittens see!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*speaks with a low, sultry purr*
I was over at Trader Vic working. I set my mittens down on a counter near some hairy handed gent drinking a pina colada. The next thing I knew, they were gone. You must help me detective. I'd do anything to get my mittens back. *deep breath* Anything...
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*stumbles into the office, sobbing hysterically*
Help ... me ... I've, I've witnessed a mitten robbery and them goons are after my scarf next!
I might be able to describe them, if it'll help.
*looks over at Neko* Oh my, that's the poor little kitteh they stole the mittens from!
*Great, I thought, another dame with another story. This sort of thing could get messy fast.*
So a hairy handed fella you say. Like... a tiger? And you dame, did he have stripes?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Worse. He had ...
...
....
.....
SPOTS!!
*cue dramatic music*
I don't know if he had spots. I'd heard that he ran amok in Kent, and lately he's been overheard in Mayfair. And his hair was perfect.
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*looks at Fedor*
You talking to me? You talking to me? You think I"m funny? That I'm a laugh a minute? You know who you're talking to?
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
Pin this on me? I don't even drink Pina Coladas. That was the other goon further down the counter. The one with bacon grease spots splattered all over his shirt.
*Steps over to the minibar and fixes himself a strawberry daquiri*
*lights a cigarette* Mornin', Rooks.
I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
You're not super until you put on The Cape!
Attercap.Net
Just remember folks:
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Hello all.
"It was a dark and stormy night."
Well of course it was dark. It was NIGHT TIME!
*turns on light*
There, that's better.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Quote:
*tosses a blanket over the light, then sneaky paws around looking for things to pounce in the night*
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Originally Posted by Peterbilt
Hello all.
"It was a dark and stormy night." Well of course it was dark. It was NIGHT TIME! *turns on light* There, that's better. |
I'll be keepin an eye on you Tiger. Bacon spots... sounds like the Phantom!
Morning AttercapPeteySaist.
*Sneaks up behind Saist to see what she is stalking.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*sneeks up behind Fedor to watch him watch saist*
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
*Turns around and sees the line of people behind him*
Are you all stalking me?
*gets carried off by a couple of hairy thugs with no necks, flailing helplessly*
Oh help! Help me! I'm being kidnapped by the villains thugs! Oh I need a dashing, brooding dark hero to save me!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Quote:
The Orbital Anvil Trebuchet to the Rescue!!|
Originally Posted by NekoAli
*gets carried off by a couple of hairy thugs with no necks, flailing helplessly*
Oh help! Help me! I'm being kidnapped by the villains thugs! Oh I need a dashing, brooding dark hero to save me! |
*Fires the Orbital Anvil Trebuchet knocking each of the thugs out with a well placed Anvil!*
And now, off to the secret Kitten Space Shuttle Launching Pad to go and reload the Trebuchets!
* opens the door into the face of the first hairy thug, pokes the second in the eye, and shoves a revolver into the nose of the third no necked thug*
Hey, hands of the kitteh!!!
*stands under a streelight in the middle of the night and rain darkened Rookery*
'This trenchcoat isn't water proof', I thought to myself. 'Come to think of it, that salesperson had something of a knowing smirk on his/her/it face...'