Rikti Raids? Eh? Ehhhhh?


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So I've completely lost track of when Rikti Raids happen. Is there a set time of the week to be in the War Zone hanging and banging rikti skulls in? If not, I motion that we create one.


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I'll bring the McGriddles


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ill be late


 

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McGriddles?

I ******* love those.


 

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only takes 5 - 7 people to run the whole top of that ship Taser, I know you are more than capable of pulling it off.


 

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Sure, but I'm so lazy.

Probably from all those McGriddles...


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never post when you are hungry Taser,

Mcgriddles (McDonald's)
Serving Size: 1 sandwich (135.0 g); Calories: 420, Total Fat: 22g, Carbs: 44g, Protein: 11g

ouch 44g's of carbs I dont think I eat that in a month, you couldn't make me eat that with a gun to my head.


 

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Anyone else see the new KFC sandwich?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_266848.html

They replaced the bread with more chicken, added cheese and bacon, and it comes with its own body bag with the Col. Sanders' smiling face on it.


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Sooooooo.... Now it's as good as sex?


 

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With the added bacon it just might be better than sex.

I will leave the obvious joke about having to pay for both to you, the home reader.


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Is it like yours ? gone in 30 seconds and leaves a woman wanting another one ? or is like mine ? keeps a woman up all night screaming that they never want it to end.

Bah-dum-bum, thanks folks I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitresses.


 

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Originally Posted by PureAmerican View Post
never post when you are hungry Taser,

Mcgriddles (McDonald's)
Serving Size: 1 sandwich (135.0 g); Calories: 420, Total Fat: 22g, Carbs: 44g, Protein: 11g

ouch 44g's of carbs I dont think I eat that in a month, you couldn't make me eat that with a gun to my head.

But if you look at the Calories, you realize who the Mcgriddle is truly made for. I mean come on we are talking about a sandwich that has replaced the bread with pancakes that have crystallized syrup embedded all through it. If that doesn't scream munchy food I don't know what does.


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Originally Posted by Friggin_Taser View Post
Anyone else see the new KFC sandwich?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_266848.html

They replaced the bread with more chicken, added cheese and bacon, and it comes with its own body bag with the Col. Sanders' smiling face on it.
amazing


 

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Originally Posted by Ronin_Edge View Post
But if you look at the Calories, you realize who the Mcgriddle is truly made for. I mean come on we are talking about a sandwich that has replaced the bread with pancakes that have crystallized syrup embedded all through it. If that doesn't scream munchy food I don't know what does.
My thing is with the Carb content not the calories, it's a sugar bomb, it is marketed at the same people who think that an energy drink can fix everything if they are falling on thier face passing out tired. These days people think sugar=energy and thats not true, proper rest and eating right give you more energy than a million of these ever will. Americans are stuck in this mindset that if they are tired or need energy they need to shove more suagr in thier face, and when they come down...MORE SUGAR, and this is killing people.

In my neighborhood it's not made at all, the Mickey D's in my town was 50 years old and was so dead it closed about 6 months ago. The trend in America is to move away from that kind of food. It's being drilled into everyones head that "if you keep shovelling that junk into your fat face you are going to die". People are free to choose whatever they want to eat and live however they want, but nobody ever lived longer from eating this junk. Ever see really old obese people befor ? There aren't any. You only go around this track once, do you want to finnish the race, or never get on the track and go straight to the snack bar ?

(sorry to preach but you got on a subject I am passionate about)


 

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Actually, I want to enjoy the race however I would like to. Whether that be by running the race, watching from the stands, taking my self to the snack bar, or as I was pointing out in a humorous way by the calorie reference taking a couple of bong hits.

But if you really want to get to the true point behind it all. The trend in America is to give into the fear-mongering that is perpetrated by the pharmaceutical companies, the press or what ever corporation stands to gain the most money by scaring people into habits that cause their products to sell. Most of this whole obesity trend is complete BS based on a scale that wasn't even created for medical purposes. The BMI was created for a social physics experiment in the 1800's.

Most any food you eat nowadays is bad for you in one way or another. It isn't a question of what you eat nowadays, it is a question of the habits you have overall. Eat healthy all you want, if you just lay around the house and do nothing, you die an early death. Eat crap food, go out and exercise on a regular, live a life where you deal with stress in a healthy way, you live longer. Trying to pin living a long life on only one aspect of your life is wrong and just playing into the fear-mongering that the pharmaceutical companies want the U.S. to live in.

Back on-topic: I believe that raids are run wednesday nights at 9pm est. But if you throw out a request on one of the globals you can probably get one started yourself.


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Ronin, I think you were actually right in your first reply.

Doug Benson, a stand up comedian known for a certain type of humor, has a whole bit about McGriddles. They are easy to eat, full of calories, and have bacon or sausage on them. They should be called the McMunchy.


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Originally Posted by Friggin_Taser View Post
Doug Benson, a stand up comedian known for a certain type of humor
unfunny humor


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Originally Posted by Friggin_Taser View Post
Anyone else see the new KFC sandwich?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_266848.html

They replaced the bread with more chicken, added cheese and bacon, and it comes with its own body bag with the Col. Sanders' smiling face on it.
Looks delicious but i'd fall over dead after eating it. I thought it was sausage gravy on there at first, which is even worse. I try and follow the Jack Lalanne philosophy.. "if man made it, don't eat it."


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Originally Posted by PureAmerican View Post
My thing is with the Carb content not the calories, it's a sugar bomb, it is marketed at the same people who think that an energy drink can fix everything if they are falling on thier face passing out tired. These days people think sugar=energy and thats not true, proper rest and eating right give you more energy than a million of these ever will. Americans are stuck in this mindset that if they are tired or need energy they need to shove more suagr in thier face, and when they come down...MORE SUGAR, and this is killing people.

In my neighborhood it's not made at all, the Mickey D's in my town was 50 years old and was so dead it closed about 6 months ago. The trend in America is to move away from that kind of food. It's being drilled into everyones head that "if you keep shovelling that junk into your fat face you are going to die". People are free to choose whatever they want to eat and live however they want, but nobody ever lived longer from eating this junk. Ever see really old obese people befor ? There aren't any. You only go around this track once, do you want to finnish the race, or never get on the track and go straight to the snack bar ?

(sorry to preach but you got on a subject I am passionate about)

I ate McDonald's food for like 4 times a week or more when I was seriously hammered and coming home or on the way to the beach for like an entire year and I'm pretty fit. I surf on the weekends, play with my dog, walk my dog, and sometimes ride a bicycle when I need to get around town and it is a short distance away to save gas.

PureAmerican, I have only once seen a McDonald's close down in my town and that was because it was in the middle of the projects and they lost a lot of money because people would give out free food for a hit off a blunt in the drive-through window, they'd do nasty **** to your food, service was horrible, and white people were afraid to go there because they'd get robbed while stuck in line @ the drive-through.

Do you live next to a Checkers or Sonic or White Castle? Or do you live in the ghetto?

And well, personally, I believe that blaming McDonald's for people getting fat is a very bad idea.


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If it weren't for McDonald's, I'd be thin!
If I didn't eat 42 hamburgers as fast as I can yesterday, I could have avoided my stroke.
If only McDonald's didn't use so much grease!
If McDonald's gave out a free salad with each meal, I wouldn't weigh 325lbs.



And because I have the ability to make my text larger font size:

It is not a fast food chain's fault that you can not stop eating poor quality food you fat, fat, fat morons.(not directed towards any of you. I love you all and I think of you as nice people.)


Now for my drunken mid-day math lesson.
Did you know that you can feed a family of three (dinner only) for two days with only $8 dollars from the grocery story on a discounted chicken, some rice, and maybe some tomatoes from your backyard or a friend or you stole them from someone else's garden... and have each member of the family fulfilled and satisfied with the meal to the point where they are not hungry? You'll even have enough left over to have leftovers! I know this because I have done this/been a part of this for many years. And don't even get me started with COUPONS! Sooo $8 can feed a family of 3 a dinner for two nights in a row!

*WHIP!* (That's me pulling out my calculator.)
That's about $56 every two weeks that you can be spending on food less greasy as compared to eating at McDonald's for dinner!
*WHIP!* (That's me pulling out my calculator.)
Let's say you are going to feed a family of 3 (dinner only) at McDonald's. What better of an idea than to get a small drink, small cheeseburger, and a small fry from the dollar menu. That's $3 (three American USD) per person. $3 + $3 + $3. Seeing that it is only $1 more than feeding a family of 3 at the Grocery Store, I will go more in depth to what we are about to face in this dilemma!
*WHIP!* (That's me with my mouth. I already have my calculator out, remember?)
$3+$3+$3 from McDonald's is $9 a night without having anything left over to save for the next night unless you like food as hard as granite. That's $9 every night. In a two week period you will be spending $126 USD on dinner for three people.

Feed a family of 3 dinner every night @ McDonald's dinner for 14 days:
$126 USD.
Feed a family of 3 dinner every night @ the local Grocery Store for 14 days:
$56 USD.

Feed a family of any size anywhere, being unable to stop shoving lard into their fat ugly faces, and blaming it on the place where they got the food because they have no respect for their own bodies:
Priceless.






I think this might be the best post I have ever written because I have never used the "priceless" joke in a post before. I've always wanted to do that.

To end my lovely post that I've dedicated quite bit of time editing I am going to inform you all that tonight I shall dine at McDonald's. I will purchase a meal that costs $8 USD.
Two double Cheeseburgers with ketchup only
Three small fries
Vanilla Milkshake
Ketchup packets for the fries

I'm thin, I get exercise, and when I eat, I don't relax all of my muscles, lay my head on the table, and allow my mouth to move around the table using open-close-open-close movement from my jaw to devour all that is in it's path. Fast food restaurants could be avoided if more easily if everyone was convinced that it is McDonald's fault that people get morbidly obese and end up on Maurey's TV Show like that fat little girl who could not walk because she was so big, but it just isn't working like that.

Guns (fast food restaurants) don't kill people... People kill people (themselves)


 

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Who's fault is this?




The owner's fault.


Who's fault is this?



The fatty's fault.

Who's fault is this?



You guessed it!


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EAT THIS BURGER OR I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY!


 

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I'm looking back at to why I started my two posts above, and I can't figure out why I started...

Oh yea... I remember now... PureAmerican said:

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"if you keep shovelling that junk into your fat face you are going to die"
Now I remember why I started.... I hate fat people. They disgust me. Why would anyone want to let themselves get obese to the point where medical problems become present into their lives?

Ugh!

Haven't these people ever seen The Biggest Loser on TV? It's a reality TV show to see how fast a group of fatties can lose weight and the " biggest loser" wins something... like... a million dollars after taxes or something pointless like that.

Agh! GRR! Just seeing fat people and asking what their excuses are, if they bring up McDonalds I rage. I'll go up into the that **** I said in the posts above and go bonkers.

That is why most of my friends are thin. Having a morbidly obese person as a friend tells you a lot about their personality and who they are. Not that they love food, but they don't care about themselves. What makes you think they'll care about YOU? There is NOTHING stopping them from losing weight.

Nothing.

Nothing is stopping you.

Except well, maybe you are handicapped... I can accept that. That would be horrible. Wow. I did not consider that possibility.

Drifting away from that one single reason, Yes, there really is NOTHING stopping these whales from becoming beached into our SEARS and amusment parks on wednesdays.

Put down your barrel of ice cream and meet me outside. We are about to whip you into shape.

We'll start....
...With walking
Then...
Bicycling
Then...
You are going to climb some stairs
Now...
Time for some upper body stuffs.

go go go!
You can do it!


 

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Somehow the fact that my innocent first post back from two years "away" about Rikti Raids turning into a debate about the evils versus benefits of fast food seems appropriate.


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it's boxxy's fault