MoldyLunchboxx

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? LOLchampions

I just got stood up.

Anger.

She is visiting her grandparents in Virgina and has a place here in Ocean City. The plan was to celebrate her turning 21 this weekend together and show her around the night life she has been deprived of. Now she tells me she's going to spend it with her old friends in VA instead of me.

Burn.

She was supposed to leave tomorrow morning. If she comes now, I'm going to feel very detached from her.

Liquids.

I'm thinking of going to the bar and sulking afterwords with a box of Chinese food in a drunken stupor.

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How this relates to the thread:

Her house smells like cats. LOTS OF CATS. And, well, to be honest, I hate cats. They stink. Her place here in MD has 4 cats that her mom comes home to feed only on the weekends and they hairball **** all over the floors and walls and mud up the floors with diarrhea from the litter box with their fat Garfield looking bodies and blind eyes. When I leave her house wearing anything black I get covered in ******* cat hair. It's in such poor condition. The carpet is stained with nastiness and is very distracting.

Seeing such a sight tells you a lot about a person.

It is very difficult to get rid of the smell of a cat. It lurks your nostrils even after exit the area. Not until you deport your clothes from your body and bath will the stench of vile animals dissipate from your mind.

Disgust.

It is like going to a NASTY strip club in the middle of some broke down town and leaving feeling less of a man because it was Tuesday's daytime B-Team that were dancing.

Bad Analogy.

You can scrub yourself as hard as you want, but the putrid aroma of used kitty litter hovers you like an aura. Everyone who passes by you knows. You can tell because of the long stare they give you as they walk by. It could just be the hair that has clung to your black hoodie like a lint roller, but you think the worst possibility each time.

Don't think I dislike my LOLcats thread because I still think cats are fun and cute, but this is an exception. This girl's cats are kind and gentle, but the unappealing factors still exist.

Fin.

Wat?

This is my favorite ever. I have been saving it.

Oh my god!

I hear he'll do both.

This sounds like fun!

Is that Morse Code?

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I can't stand playing this game with the camera all the way in as if I'm playing a first person shooter game. I don't mean to say I hate first person shooters, but it feels weird playing it zoomed in all the way. I personally like to zoom my camera out and that is how I play almost all the time.

Do you know of anyone who plays it like a first person shooter game? I mean, they can't even see their character or even the drawn weapons (if they use one.)

Are there any benefits of playing with the camera zoomed in? I can't really think of any.

Re vera potas bene Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione Die dulci freure et Fac ut vivas

...I never actually found a use for Latin outside of the internet and SATs. It was a complete waste of my time. Three years down the drain.

What kind of stuff did you give tours of? I'm going to guess and ask if it was a jungle? ...I just finished season 5 of Lost and they just can't seem to get out of that jungle!

oh yea!

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Okay, soo I have a question.

If I were to say that I have been self employed by selling things like clothes on eBay for almost a full year and have been making more money than I ever have a full time job, will an employer look at that and think I've done nothing for the past year like mentioned above? No paychecks, just the recipient of hundreds of paypal payments. I only have my job because I know the owner. I'm just wondering what my next employer will think when he asks me why I didn't have a job for almost a full year.

I mean. It's either tell the eBay story or say I saved up money from the Navy and went on a nation wide surf trip with intentions to surf every spot from the East coast < to > the West coast. Yes, I've actually done the eBay story, but I've heard enough stories from my dad about his coast to coast surfing road trip to pass it off as my own if on the spot.

lol