First off stop humping dogs, thats inhumane.
And to answer your question, try taking a bath and use soap that's normally what most people do, we've been doing that since prehistoric times.
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Well I wasnt humping anything, I was playing halo, and the dog was huge and was drooling on my face when AI was sitting on the couch. And secondly Im lazy. Any other options?
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Well...... you could always just cover the smell up with something... like lysol or lots of cologne or something........
Also.. if you are feeling sticky from the slobber.... perhaps some baby butt wipes or something?
But seriously... just take a bath.
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Originally Posted by Pie-Ro
Well I wasnt humping anything, I was playing halo, and the dog was huge and was drooling on my face when AI was sitting on the couch. And secondly Im lazy. Any other options?
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Baby wipes, are the quickest and laziest way to clean up, follow that with an application of your favorite spray on deodorant and you are good to go.
I used to keep both and a clean shirt in my backpack, for those times when I needed to do a quick clean up, but didn't have time to go home. Hop in a bathroom, wipe down, spray up and change shirts. Awesome for having to go straight from a happy hour to a family function or from playing disc golf to the clubs or a show.
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take a shower for personal smell...for others hit it with febreeze, etc....they lady that lives above me has a great dane and he smells up the stair well so i spray my doorway so it cannot get in my apt
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I once dated a girl that lived in this apt building in a city known for racial pockets of diversity. This particular area had a lot of indian residents. Upon opening the front door of the apartment, the overwhelming stench of curry would make your eyes run. So disgusting.
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Originally Posted by Dark_0mega
take a shower for personal smell...for others hit it with febreeze, etc....they lady that lives above me has a great dane and he smells up the stair well so i spray my doorway so it cannot get in my apt
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Wow I cant believe I drunk posted. lol.
Im good. Took a shower and its all gone. Thanks for the advice Pinn!
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Wow I cant believe I drunk posted. lol.
Im good. Took a shower and its all gone. Thanks for the advice Pinn! |
This is not the first time you've done that, Pie-Ro.
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my brother had a similar response to one of the dorm buildings of WVU
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Originally Posted by XFUNK
I once dated a girl that lived in this apt building in a city known for racial pockets of diversity. This particular area had a lot of indian residents. Upon opening the front door of the apartment, the overwhelming stench of curry would make your eyes run. So disgusting.
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I just got stood up.
Anger.
She is visiting her grandparents in Virgina and has a place here in Ocean City. The plan was to celebrate her turning 21 this weekend together and show her around the night life she has been deprived of. Now she tells me she's going to spend it with her old friends in VA instead of me.
Burn.
She was supposed to leave tomorrow morning. If she comes now, I'm going to feel very detached from her.
Liquids.
I'm thinking of going to the bar and sulking afterwords with a box of Chinese food in a drunken stupor.
__________---________-_-_-________
How this relates to the thread:
Her house smells like cats. LOTS OF CATS. And, well, to be honest, I hate cats. They stink. Her place here in MD has 4 cats that her mom comes home to feed only on the weekends and they hairball **** all over the floors and walls and mud up the floors with diarrhea from the litter box with their fat Garfield looking bodies and blind eyes. When I leave her house wearing anything black I get covered in ******* cat hair. It's in such poor condition. The carpet is stained with nastiness and is very distracting.
Seeing such a sight tells you a lot about a person.
It is very difficult to get rid of the smell of a cat. It lurks your nostrils even after exit the area. Not until you deport your clothes from your body and bath will the stench of vile animals dissipate from your mind.
Disgust.
It is like going to a NASTY strip club in the middle of some broke down town and leaving feeling less of a man because it was Tuesday's daytime B-Team that were dancing.
Bad Analogy.
You can scrub yourself as hard as you want, but the putrid aroma of used kitty litter hovers you like an aura. Everyone who passes by you knows. You can tell because of the long stare they give you as they walk by. It could just be the hair that has clung to your black hoodie like a lint roller, but you think the worst possibility each time.
Don't think I dislike my LOLcats thread because I still think cats are fun and cute, but this is an exception. This girl's cats are kind and gentle, but the unappealing factors still exist.
Fin.
VA hmmm?ill take care of your chicky for yah
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I just got stood up.
How this relates to the thread: Her house smells like cats. LOTS OF CATS. And, well, to be honest, I hate cats. They stink. Her place here in MD has 4 cats that her mom comes home to feed only on the weekends and they hairball **** all over the floors and walls and mud up the floors with diarrhea from the litter box with their fat Garfield looking bodies and blind eyes. When I leave her house wearing anything black I get covered in ******* cat hair. It's in such poor condition. The carpet is stained with nastiness and is very distracting. Seeing such a sight tells you a lot about a person. It is very difficult to get rid of the smell of a cat. It lurks your nostrils even after exit the area. Not until you deport your clothes from your body and bath will the stench of vile animals dissipate from your mind. Disgust. It is like going to a NASTY strip club in the middle of some broke down town and leaving feeling less of a man because it was Tuesday's daytime B-Team that were dancing. Bad Analogy. You can scrub yourself as hard as you want, but the putrid aroma of used kitty litter hovers you like an aura. Everyone who passes by you knows. You can tell because of the long stare they give you as they walk by. It could just be the hair that has clung to your black hoodie like a lint roller, but you think the worst possibility each time. Don't think I dislike my LOLcats thread because I still think cats are fun and cute, but this is an exception. This girl's cats are kind and gentle, but the unappealing factors still exist. Fin. |
Or whatever you call em, if they are unsafe conditions and stuff.
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When i was in Korea, all people there had an overwhelming smell of garlic. Its big there. Riding on the bus or subway was tortue.
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ok, first, don't take a shower... that'll take you away from the keyboard. Start off by taking your shirt off and wedging it inbetween your legs. Since you've been drinking, you have to release extra liquid... go nuts... now swab yourself with moist shirt and bingo bango, you now smell like a urinal after the 7th inning.
your welcome. =D
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Originally Posted by Blast_Chamber
ok, first, don't take a shower... that'll take you away from the keyboard. Start off by taking your shirt off and wedging it inbetween your legs. Since you've been drinking, you have to release extra liquid... go nuts... now swab yourself with moist shirt and bingo bango, you now smell like a urinal after the 7th inning.
your welcome. =D |
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yeah that was probably the best plan...also...pUt the shirt back on....you cant be running around topless
I have other tips that'll help around the house... mainly pertaining to stain removal and kitchen remodeling. =D
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I just got back from drinkin at my buddys house and im drunk and smell of great dane. Damn dog slobbered freakin everywhere.
Please help pinnacle, how do I stop smelling of dog?
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