MMORPG Glossary
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Collectors edition = Same game $15 more expensive.
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This is so true, yet I still feel the need to get the shinier one. Can anyone explain why?
Exciting changes=we're going to mess up the game.
So true with I13 PvP.
By popular request = well WE like it.
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Exciting changes=we're going to mess up the game.
So true with I13 PvP.
[/ QUOTE ]Do we have to bring this into every freaking thread these days?
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Exciting changes=we're going to mess up the game.
So true with I13 PvP.
[/ QUOTE ]Do we have to bring this into every freaking thread these days?
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Phantoms does, yes.
MMORPG = We don't know what Roleplaying is, but everyone else has RPG stuck on the end, so we're doing it.
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Cutting-edge graphics -- your video-card will commit seppuku
Massive world to explore -- large, empty wastelands to cross. On foot.
Thousands of unique items -- Ten items in one hundred different colours.
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Exciting changes=we're going to mess up the game.
So true with I13 PvP.
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Phantoms does, yes.
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He has a point though, and he was only supporting his statement with a perfect example
And then there's
Nominated for two awards = Didn't win either of them
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. MARCUS AURELIUS (121-180 AD)
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By popular request = well WE like it.
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or
By popular request = by our creditors' request
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. MARCUS AURELIUS (121-180 AD)
Game of the year=GOTY in a small magazine we own in 2004
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And then there's
Nominated for two awards = Didn't win either of them
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That has to be one of my favourites.
Epic action=mash your buttons until your fingers break off.
Best MMO ever = We only played patience, but who will know?
Huge world to explore = we just multiply our play map by 4.
Most advanced graphics = we limit the FPS and advice you to run at lower details, high = auto crash.
award winning game = having the best coffee is worth an award ok!?
MMOzine gave it a 9! = out of 100, who cares.
Cunning edge graphics = if you are very drunk, sitting at 5 meters from a 15 inch screen. really.
Update is comming soon = erm.. we start on it tomorow.
Server stability issues = i told you a 386dx wont run it..
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Millions of players worldwide! = No more than five-hundred-thousand players, most of them with multiple accounts to farm phat lewt.
I quite like it when you get
Amazing game, top marks - Evening Post
Best game of the year - Sunday Mail
and such like. It just means that the game is so bad that no video game magazine/site/show would give it a rating above 'ugh get it off my machine'
World of Warcraft beater = We hope someone will eventually beat Blizzards cash cow...but we know it probably wont actually beat World of Warcraft.
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A real showstopper!
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Breathtaking scenery=We stuck a lot of trees here and there and put some buildings in as well, for good measure.
Heartwarming and friendly community=If you're new to MMOs, you suck.
Awesome Graphics = You'll be so visually stunned you won't notice the lack of gameplay.
WAI = If it is broke, hit it with a hammer till it's broke more (PvP, For example)
Improved server stability = We made being in game more stable, but changing characters will cause a crash.
Enhanced server stability = It never crashes when we test it.
Increased server stability = It isn't crashing for the people who used to crash, instead it's crashing for everyone else.
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Millions of players worldwide! = No more than five-hundred-thousand players, most of them with multiple accounts to farm phat lewt.
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nah, usually it means 'Just not in/on your server/region and you can't go where the millions of people are either'.
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Many and varied!
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Enhanced graphics - But you won't be able to see them as you have to turn down/off the settings to get a FPS above 5.
"By popular request = well WE like it"
Khaine, this made me smile instantly
"Massive world to explore -- large, empty wastelands to cross. On foot." - 'with not water...'
"Nominated for two awards = Didn't win either of them" - I hate that, so well said
"Heartwarming and friendly community=If you're new to MMOs, you suck." - Phantom, another chuckler, well done!
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Inspired by and occasionally plagiarised from The Space Gamer circa 1981
A new direction in MMOs! = Were Lost.
Historically accurate = Dull.
Fast paced gameplay! = Trivial.
Innovative! = Bugged.
Fascinating! = Nice graphics.
For ages 8 & up = For ages 8 to 10.
Original! = We cobbled together 15 other games to get this.
All new quests = youll need to buy the update to do them.
DVD edition = Same game $10 more expensive.
Collectors edition = Same game $15 more expensive.
Based on the book = The avatars have the same names as characters in the book.
Like nothing seen before! = Not beta tested.
Widely acclaimed! = Widely advertised.
Win a Time card! = We win your e-mail address
Thoroughly researched. = Weve looked it up on Wikipedia.
NEW. = New name.
Now available for pre-order =you get the game 1 week early, we get your money 1 year early.
Coming soon.= 5 screenshots on the website.
Extensive update.= Expensive update.
Anyone think of anymore? Post em if youve got em.
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. MARCUS AURELIUS (121-180 AD)