MMORPG Glossary
"From the studio that brought you..." - although the actual people that worked on the game were only introduced to MMO's / Computer games / Computers five minutes before they started working on this title.
"From the creative force behind..." however we couldn't get our old studio to fund this so we went independent and we're trying to build it in our Mum's spare room, in the evenings, when we get home from our jobs.
Ever wondered how our costumes stay so clean and shiny given everything we put them through?
Then you need to try out Spandex Crisis (Arc ID 32943)
Friendly, open forum populace who are always willing to offer advice = If you say even the smallest thing wrong, one of the ruling caste of 'Been-here-since-beta's' will jump down your throat.
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Improved server stability = We made being in game more stable, but changing characters will cause a crash.
Enhanced server stability = It never crashes when we test it.
Increased server stability = It isn't crashing for the people who used to crash, instead it's crashing for everyone else.
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So very true
Game Impovements = Get to da choppa, its gonna blow!
Surprise additions = Things to fill the gap while we try and make the better bits work.
Top Secret plans = Top Se...oh, wait
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Using old quotes from pc magazines that were said when the game was just a few frames of fighting, This looks to be the next WoW-pc magazine
Now at unbeatable value = We cant give this bugger away!
Amazing graphics = Only on a skynet sized computer.
An award winning company name= We actually braught the name after the company went bust and are using its name to push shoddy games.
Ready to play from the box=though some updating may be required.
The end is just a new beginning, Goodbye all my coh friends and even the enemies, its been a blast I will miss you all. Thank you Paragon team, you gave me a home from home I will always appriciate it.