Coin in Battle For Love!!
It was not a battle. Coin was simply massacred. Repeatedly. Love does NOT conquer all.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
The time came.....it was a truly momentous battle......but I got my [censored] kicked, 15-1.....but I TOTALLY got a kill!!
Ah well, true love never did run smoothly, so I've sent Coin off to the Shadow Shards to pine forever more
We built this city on Rock and Roll!
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It was not a battle. Coin was simply massacred. Repeatedly. Love does NOT conquer all.
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Oh I think it does. Ruby LOVES BIG rings. Her insane frenzy (and Mesmer's abject fear of losing gadget rights) spurred Mesmer on against mammothty unfavourbale odds and drove him to an unlikely but hard fought victory against that utter bounder, Coin, a usually much more ferocious and greatly skilled foe.
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... so I've sent Coin off to the Shadow Shards to pine forever more
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Oh now see what you've done! The Menders tell of a time when Coins pining led to hate. Hate led to anger, and Coin brings about TEH COMING STORM is his forlorn wrath!!!
It is convenient there were no recordings of the battle! This propaganda suggests everything except an abject crushing of the villainous pretender, who attempted to usurp the love (and gadgetry) of a beautiful couple!
Hail to Mesmer, worthy by rite of combat! May your wedding be free of of the hopeless jealousy of the fallen!
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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It is convenient there were no recordings of the battle!
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A recording could show Coin scoring a kill on Mesmer. That is all. Which could record Coin as victor.
There could be no explanation for the timer suddenly jumping from 10 minutes to 3, to 0... apart from "lens flare".
Perhaps you stand with the usurper, eh Aethernaught? >
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
Oh he does!!! And he was planning to challenge Mes until he saw what a pummeling Coin took
The 50's
Ruby Dragon - ill/emp Troller
Rain Phoenix - fire/ss Tank
Seth Darkstar - rad/dark Def
Sorrow Phoenix - dm/reg Scrap
Por Siempre - ice/therm Corr
Prized Dragon - WS
Mari Darksoul - nrg/ice Blas
Nawty - fire/kin Troller
Macula - ice/fire Tank
It would seem many were only there for the evil Coin, they were all gone by the time I'd finished RPing to death some Scrapper insane enough to pick a fight with a Tank.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
I was surprised at how many turned up to watch. It was a good laugh
Coin had some really funny binds
The 50's
Ruby Dragon - ill/emp Troller
Rain Phoenix - fire/ss Tank
Seth Darkstar - rad/dark Def
Sorrow Phoenix - dm/reg Scrap
Por Siempre - ice/therm Corr
Prized Dragon - WS
Mari Darksoul - nrg/ice Blas
Nawty - fire/kin Troller
Macula - ice/fire Tank
I think he threw it. He was throwing out hardly any attacks, it looked fishy I tells ya.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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...he saw what a pummeling Coin took
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Not at all! I'm quietly, er... plotting. Yes, that's it... plotting...
>.>
<.<
Tea anyone?
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I think he threw it. He was throwing out hardly any attacks, it looked fishy I tells ya.
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Threw it??
How dare you, Sir!!
I couldn't hit him with anything decent cos he kept bouncing around like a kangaroo on ecstacy, such was his fear of me :P
Besides, he kept stealthing, how fair is that!!
Ah well, Coin is no longer looking for love.......Coin stands alone.....always.
We built this city on Rock and Roll!
You fool Coin, you agreed to face him man to man but you forgot that when he arrives alone you're supposed to have a bunch of lackeys to beat him up for you.
I think Coin has too much self respect to try that route
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
There's always that small problem that love isn't really like a torch, you can't just beat a guys head in and take the torch of a womans love from him.
If you could, the in-game would be hilariously more interesting!
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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There's always that small problem that love isn't really like a torch, you can't just beat a guys head in and take the torch of a womans love from him.
If you could, the in-game would be hilariously more interesting!
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so would RL
Thelonious Monk
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so would RL
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No, the world would be subject to constant mass murders. Hollywood celebrities would be lucky to have partners who last more than a day.
In-game though, it would be amusing to start on a quest of trying to gather the torches of as many women as possible, just for the hell of it. Men are supposedly pigs anyway, you women won't be surprised by such things.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
Globey already has enough [censored]
@Rooks
"You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
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Globey already has enough [censored]
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thePhilosopher Martial Arts/Regen/Fire Scrapper
theRegulator Empathy/Energy/Soul Defender
Total Inertia Ice Blast/Kinetics/Psy Corruptor
Total Inferno Ice Blast/Thermal/Leviathan Corruptor
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Globey already has enough [censored]
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Torches? Pigs? Men? All three?
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
*snatches Golden Girls torch*
It's like.....the only one no-one will bother fighting me for.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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But can't everyone just /e holdtorch?
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/e holdflashlight
So who won?
Or did you realise that because you play on Defiant you're both losers.
@Rooks
"You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."