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Lords and ladies are still a little undemocratic 
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Think of it as a lottery everyone is playing. Some people are just lucky winners.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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Still not good
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Yeah well you'd better come up with something for my birthday in one hour and fifteen minutes. None of that "I'm in the US" bull, we conquered time and decided what it was for everyone, so you'll damn well operate on GMT.
If not, I'll have one more execution to perform. It will be sad, because there wouldn't be any potential queens left (barring the male kind, of which this forum is stuffed, but they are not applicable).
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
So you regard birthday wishes made under duress as valid?
@Golden Girl
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So you regard birthday wishes made under duress as valid?
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Yes. But if all I get is a birthday wish after making very clear threats of death, I will not be happy.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
This seems to imply that threats of violence are acceptable
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
No, poor birthday recognition is what's not acceptable.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
No it isn't. I'll get those even from people who don't like me. 
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
You two should get a room.
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No it isn't. I'll get those even from people who don't like me.
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I shall send you one
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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You two should get a room.
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He's a barbarian - he lives in a castle - I wouldn't trust staying there
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Even in such a scenario where that happens, I think at this point the most suggestive act would be her allowing me to play monopoly with me. It's suggestive because I get to be the doggy and make a few blue jokes about doing it doggy style.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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You two should get a room.
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He's a barbarian - he lives in a castle - I wouldn't trust staying there
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Take him back to your fortress then.
It's 23 minutes into my birthday, and nothing. There is nothing more tragic than a sad barbarian. 
*sighs and half heartedly throws a torch on a thatched wooden building*
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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He's a barbarian - he lives in a castle - I wouldn't trust staying there
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Take him back to your fortress then.
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I don't have one
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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It's 23 minutes into my birthday, and nothing. There is nothing more tragic than a sad barbarian.
*sighs and half heartedly throws a torch on a thatched wooden building*
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I see no cake by your name...
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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I see no cake by your name...
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You think I bothered to enter my birthday into the system?
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
If I were making up a cheap lie to try and get some sort of utterly tiny, barest glimmer of evidence of actual emotional capability from you, I'd have done it ages ago.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
Well I just set it and the cake doesn't come up. It would seem no-one wants me to be happy.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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Well, the Elven rings were ok, and wedding rings are fine too - but Ruling Rings are always bad
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You're right as always! Lords and ladies should have scepters that are essentially very ornate maces.
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."