Brilliant. 
Made me laugh so hard I had to come post to say Thanks Coin.
Happy New Year to you and anyone else reading this thread!
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SPAWNUS:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, bloody Ouroboros that was, drink a cup of acidic Respite, work twenty-nine hours a day fighting Hamidon, and pay Hamidon for permission to attack him....her.....it, and when we got home, Statesman and Miss Liberty would kill us and dance about on our graves singing the Atlas Park Theme.
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Brilliant. This bit alone is perfection. Excellent work.
Love it, this is truly a work of art.
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EU, Union mostly.
Fantastic - although it would have been better if some kind of ice covered creature was featured in it. So I guess it's more a flawed masterpiece 
(please note some of the above comment is intended as a private joke with the OP and should not necessarily be taken seriously)
Pfft, Coin, you know very well that Python nicked the sketch. Brilliant, though!
hehe, brilliant. Kudos, coin.
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Knocked this up earlier, amused me at the time
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Monty Coin's Flying Heroes
"Four Heroes" Sketch
Inspired by...
Monty Python's Flying Circus -
"Four Yorkshiremen" Sketch
The Players:
Coin;
Fire Guardian
Lord Spawnus;
Xanthus
The Scene:
Four well-costumed Superheroes are sitting together at a vacation resort.
'Atlas Park Theme' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
COIN:
Aye, very enjoyable team, that, very enjoyable bit of fighting.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Nothing like a good bit of fighting Freakshow, eh, Coin?
XANTHUS:
You're right there, Fire Guardian.
SPAWNUS:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking chilled Respites, eh?
COIN:
In them days we was glad to have the inf for a Single Origin Enhancement
FIRE GUARDIAN:
A Dual Origin Enhancement!
SPAWNUS:
Without Enhancements!.
XANTHUS:
Or Powers!
COIN:
In a Supergroup without teleporters in the base an' all
SPAWNUS:
Oh, we never had a Base. We used to have to run to all zones via trams.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
The best we could manage was to hope for a passing hero to Speed Boost us.
XANTHUS:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we had debt.
COIN:
Because we had debt! None of the debt at lvl 10 nonsense, was full debt for us at lvl 5! My old Dad used to say to me, "XP doesn't buy you happiness, son".
SPAWNUS:
Aye, 'e was right.
COIN:
Aye, 'e was. And there were none of these badge things either!
SPAWNUS:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny supergroup base with just a teleporter to Kings Row.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Base?! You were lucky to have a base! We used to live inside the Atlas Statue, all seventy-five of us, no teleporters, 'alf the globe was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
XANTHUS:
Eh, you were lucky to have a Globe!! We used to have to live in Boomtown!
COIN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in Boomtown! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old ruined building in t' Hollows. We got woke up every morning by having a load of Outcasts and Skulls attacking us! Base? Huh.
SPAWNUS:
Well, when I say base it was only a hole in the ground being attacked by the Circle Of Thorns, but it was a base to us.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake in Atlas Park.
XANTHUS:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' skip in t' middle o' road.
COIN:
Metal skip?
XANTHUS:
Aye.
COIN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a bus stop in Steel Canyon. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, remove the super speed heroes stuck in the bus stop, eat a stale Insight, go to fight down t' Galaxy City, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for six inf a week, and when we got home Bridger would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake and remove all the Corolax, eat a handful of 'ot Break Frees, fight Council twenty hour day at Brickstown for two inf a month, come home, and Stasis would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
XANTHUS:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of skip at twelve o'clock at night and lick Atlas Park wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold Catch A Breath, fought Devouring Earth twenty-four hours a day at Founders Falls for six inf every four years, and when we got home Kerensky would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
SPAWNUS:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, bloody Ouroboros that was, drink a cup of acidic Respite, work twenty-nine hours a day fighting Hamidon, and pay Hamidon for permission to attack him....her.....it, and when we got home, Statesman and Miss Liberty would kill us and dance about on our graves singing the Atlas Park Theme.
COIN:
And you try and tell the young heroes of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!
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Kudos! But I'd like to add a bit to that!
FIRE GUARDIAN:
You know...I woul' throw up if IM came around right about now!
ILLUSION MASTER:
Hi 
FIRE GUARDIAN:
*throws up*
COIN:
So, so, IM, want to kill us with your spam and useless builds again, loser?
ILLUSION MASTER:
No I have something different. I have a...BRUTE!
ALL:
Brute?
ILLUSION MASTER:
Yes, a brute. All kitted with IOs and the like! Remember, High HP and Damage!
COIN:
I still say you can't beat me in PvP.
XANTHUS:
Hey, I'm Illusion Master, what's up?
COIN:
Smart one there, ol' pal.
ILLUSION MASTER:
Right, enough small talk, n00bs. Time to battle. Whoever wins gets the lovely GOLDEN GIRL!
ALL: She'd need a big strong man to protect her, like ME!
COIN: OK, we need to do this the man way! A FFA in the arena!
To be continued...
...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway nice work Coin, I'd laugh if I could but I'm ill so it all comes out as coughing :P
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XANTHUS:
Hey, I'm Illusion Master, what's up?
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Sadly this is the best part.
...Uhm....what?
hehe, nice work
Knocked this up earlier, amused me at the time
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Monty Coin's Flying Heroes
"Four Heroes" Sketch
Inspired by...
Monty Python's Flying Circus -
"Four Yorkshiremen" Sketch
The Players:
Coin;
Fire Guardian
Lord Spawnus;
Xanthus
The Scene:
Four well-costumed Superheroes are sitting together at a vacation resort.
'Atlas Park Theme' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
COIN:
Aye, very enjoyable team, that, very enjoyable bit of fighting.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Nothing like a good bit of fighting Freakshow, eh, Coin?
XANTHUS:
You're right there, Fire Guardian.
SPAWNUS:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking chilled Respites, eh?
COIN:
In them days we was glad to have the inf for a Single Origin Enhancement
FIRE GUARDIAN:
A Dual Origin Enhancement!
SPAWNUS:
Without Enhancements!.
XANTHUS:
Or Powers!
COIN:
In a Supergroup without teleporters in the base an' all
SPAWNUS:
Oh, we never had a Base. We used to have to run to all zones via trams.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
The best we could manage was to hope for a passing hero to Speed Boost us.
XANTHUS:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we had debt.
COIN:
Because we had debt! None of the debt at lvl 10 nonsense, was full debt for us at lvl 5! My old Dad used to say to me, "XP doesn't buy you happiness, son".
SPAWNUS:
Aye, 'e was right.
COIN:
Aye, 'e was. And there were none of these badge things either!
SPAWNUS:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny supergroup base with just a teleporter to Kings Row.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Base?! You were lucky to have a base! We used to live inside the Atlas Statue, all seventy-five of us, no teleporters, 'alf the globe was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
XANTHUS:
Eh, you were lucky to have a Globe!! We used to have to live in Boomtown!
COIN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in Boomtown! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old ruined building in t' Hollows. We got woke up every morning by having a load of Outcasts and Skulls attacking us! Base? Huh.
SPAWNUS:
Well, when I say base it was only a hole in the ground being attacked by the Circle Of Thorns, but it was a base to us.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake in Atlas Park.
XANTHUS:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' skip in t' middle o' road.
COIN:
Metal skip?
XANTHUS:
Aye.
COIN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a bus stop in Steel Canyon. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, remove the super speed heroes stuck in the bus stop, eat a stale Insight, go to fight down t' Galaxy City, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for six inf a week, and when we got home Bridger would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
FIRE GUARDIAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake and remove all the Corolax, eat a handful of 'ot Break Frees, fight Council twenty hour day at Brickstown for two inf a month, come home, and Stasis would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
XANTHUS:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of skip at twelve o'clock at night and lick Atlas Park wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold Catch A Breath, fought Devouring Earth twenty-four hours a day at Founders Falls for six inf every four years, and when we got home Kerensky would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
SPAWNUS:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, bloody Ouroboros that was, drink a cup of acidic Respite, work twenty-nine hours a day fighting Hamidon, and pay Hamidon for permission to attack him....her.....it, and when we got home, Statesman and Miss Liberty would kill us and dance about on our graves singing the Atlas Park Theme.
COIN:
And you try and tell the young heroes of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!
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