Random Posts

As the last lot of random post was killed of.
Mainly down to the original subject matter and as I was enjoying the total tripe (no GG not from the butchers) of it all I thought I'd start a new without the sordid link.

Fear Not
There are many
Phobias and fears
Causing consternation
Jitters or tears
Like agoraphobia
Fear of open spaces
Parks and fields
And public places
They are by definition
Irrational by nature
Fear of things
Causing discomfiture
Angora phobia is
If I know no better
The irrational fear
Of a Mohair sweater

Another coded post?

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Another coded post?

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realy
Looking Puzzled
I am puzzled most
By things that don’t fit
Such as “if all is not lost”
Then where the hell is it

Mad love your avatar it's so cute

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Looking Puzzled

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Yeah, I've gotten that far

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Mad love your avatar it's so cute

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why thank I try to please



One Born Every Day
To make something foolproof
Is an impossibility
Because fools never fail to show
Such ingenuity

Being able to post in work has gone to ya head Muddy

Well... SOMEthing's gone to his head, that's for sure...

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Being able to post in work has gone to ya head Muddy

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just trying to keep the madness from the door so to speak.



Am I?
My lines do not scan.
My words do not rhyme.
I've overrun the meter, dramatically,
Not for the first time.

Am I a poem?
I am, if I say I am.

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Looking Puzzled

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Yeah, I've gotten that far

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you puzzled now this is not the great and wise GG we expect

Mr.Whippy R.I.P.
An ice cream man has been found dead
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself

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Well... SOMEthing's gone to his head, that's for sure...

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Going by his forum avatar, it's a gun

I'll join in too then

ORIIFY
NUOLER
LCUDAE
YESNMT
THFIYS

and

HTEUSSEN
IYASWUTR
SRCAEFOA
TOHERELE

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Looking Puzzled

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Yeah, I've gotten that far

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you puzzled now this is not the great and wise GG we expect

Mr.Whippy R.I.P.
An ice cream man has been found dead
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself

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Actually, I'm puzzled by quite a few things - most of them in this thread

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Well... SOMEthing's gone to his head, that's for sure...

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the power of the post

to post or not that is the question

Oh Look
Oh look
A glimpse of thigh
As her legs cross
Young girls
Hipster clad
Showing thongs
Fail to titillate
But the young woman
In the lemon dress
Illuminated in the sunlight’s shaft
Excites the senses
A well-endowed Philly
On an adjacent table
Leans forward suddenly
And her breasts
Rearrange themselves
Delightfully
I feel no shame
As I view
A curvaceous beauty
A shapely leg
Or well-sculptured ankle
Pert well formed buttocks
Plump or perky breasts
But nothing tarty or vampish
No bare midriffs
Or obscenely short skirts
Less is more
I feel no shame
For letching
Where’s the sin
In looking
They are god’s creation
Well packaged
Why would he
Give us such delicacies
If he intended us not to look
So where’s the sin
Even if I am the vicar

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Actually, I'm puzzled by quite a few things - most of them in this thread

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I try


Little Miss
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating a Big Mac and Fries
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'

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Well... SOMEthing's gone to his head, that's for sure...

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the power of the post

to post or not that is the question

Oh Look
Oh look
A glimpse of thigh
As her legs cross
Young girls
Hipster clad
Showing thongs
Fail to titillate
But the young woman
In the lemon dress
Illuminated in the sunlight’s shaft
Excites the senses
A well-endowed Philly
On an adjacent table
Leans forward suddenly
And her breasts
Rearrange themselves
Delightfully
I feel no shame
As I view
A curvaceous beauty
A shapely leg
Or well-sculptured ankle
Pert well formed buttocks
Plump or perky breasts
But nothing tarty or vampish
No bare midriffs
Or obscenely short skirts
Less is more
I feel no shame
For letching
Where’s the sin
In looking
They are god’s creation
Well packaged
Why would he
Give us such delicacies
If he intended us not to look
So where’s the sin
Even if I am the vicar

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So you work in a church?

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So you work in a church?

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try again



How to Sex a Dinosaur
Tyrannosaurus rex
Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous ...tiara

Ok who didnt give muddy his pills today, it could be time for the smurfs to place him in his padded blue rubber room again

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How to Sex a Dinosaur


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I think Dead Calm would be better off answering this

Brilliant Muddy

Im loving them

Keep 'er lit

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Ok who didnt give muddy his pills today, it could be time for the smurfs to place him in his padded blue rubber room again

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you have to catch me 1st




Aunts
You mustn't be fooled by their features.
They look sweet, and kind, and gentle,
Some would say quite ornamental,
But they're really scary creatures.

'Come here and have a great big hug'
She squeezes me 'til I can't speak,
Then kisses me upon the cheek,
Saliva, lipstick, perfume ugh!

It's Christmas time I really fear.
It’s just the same year after year,
As I unwrap my worst nightmare,
A set of knitted underwear.

So this year I thought I'd treat her
To a gift which she could treasure
And would give me equal pleasure.
I've bought a Spiny Aunteater.

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How to Sex a Dinosaur


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I think Dead Calm would be better off answering this

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It involves flowers and chocolates, and that's all I'm prepared to say.

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How to Sex a Dinosaur


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I think Dead Calm would be better off answering this

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It involves flowers and chocolates, and that's all I'm prepared to say.

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The First Time
The first time I took her hand
It trembled faintly
Yet noticeably
Like a wild bird's fluttering heart
In the hand of its captor
The first time I kissed her
Her heart raced
And when I touched her skin
I felt her pounding heart
Through my fingers
The first time we made love
Was the first time
For us both
And in our passionate embraces
Our senses were over loaded
The first time
Became many times
Though we are older now
The passion is stronger
Our senses fine-tuned
We are one, soul mates
We share the same shadow

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How to Sex a Dinosaur


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I think Dead Calm would be better off answering this

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It involves flowers and chocolates, and that's all I'm prepared to say.

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The First Time
The first time I took her hand
It trembled faintly
Yet noticeably
Like a wild bird's fluttering heart
In the hand of its captor
The first time I kissed her
Her heart raced
And when I touched her skin
I felt her pounding heart
Through my fingers
The first time we made love
Was the first time
For us both
And in our passionate embraces
Our senses were over loaded
The first time
Became many times
Though we are older now
The passion is stronger
Our senses fine-tuned
We are one, soul mates
We share the same shadow

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Wait - you were following Dead Calm on his dino-date?

Muddy stand away from the keyboard the smurfs are coming for you, you can be saved