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Brilliant Muddy
Im loving them
Keep 'er lit 
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Eat, Drink and Be Messy
Once, upon a thyme leaf,
There lived a lazy snail.
Who munched and dozed,and dozed and munched,
On thyme he breakfasted and lunched,
And when it came to half past nine,
He chose once more to dine on thyme.
Later, upon the thyme leaf,
Was a rather plumper snail.
But, reader dear, his life was brief,
For this is no fairy tale
He ate more and more, and grew fatter and fatter
Until one day he exploded, bang, splat, splatter.
One minute he was there,
The next he'd gone.
The coroner's verdict
'A snail thyme bomb'.
Stand clear.....ambulance coming through!
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Muddy stand away from the keyboard the smurfs are coming for you, you can be saved
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Im well past saving
dam this jackets tight
Dogged Determination
If a dog from Dalmatia,
Is called a Dalmatian,
And one from The Alsace,
Is called an Alsatian
Why does Li Wong,
Who comes from Hong Kong,
Call his dog
Char Sui Chow Mein?
Blah Blah Blah!
There is a hidden message in those 3 words. Can you figure it out?
[ QUOTE ]
Stand clear.....ambulance coming through!
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that reminds me what do you do if a herd of elephants are copming towards you?
swim for it 
Hippopotamus
Some think the
Noble hippopotamus
A somewhat
Pointless rhinoceros
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science,
We do what we must, because we can.
For the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done,
and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me;
And tore me to pieces;
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great;
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run,
there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me, I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive,
Still alive.
Main Hero: Mazey - level 50 + 1 fire/fire/fire blaster.
Main Villain: Chained Bot - level 50 + 1 Robot/FF Mastermind.
BattleEngine - "And the prize for the most level headed response ever goes to Mazey"
[ QUOTE ]
Wait - you were following Dead Calm on his dino-date?
[/ QUOTE ]
no ours or is it yours could be mine
dating is so confusing when using paper bags
Love At A Stroke
I saw her across the room
A vision of beauty to the beholder
I was struck, instantly
By her loveliness, by her elegance
The way she held herself
I was spellbound by the image
I was physically altered by her
Was this love at first sight?
Or mere infatuation
She was really lovely
And I doubtless felt something
What I saw was a rare beauty
A precious thing
Like a work of art
Treasured on a gallery wall
A painting seen from a distance
But what I felt wasnt love
Not from the first sight of her
Desire yes, feelings of passion also yes
Want and need certainly
But real depth of love no
This comes later, after closer study
Examining the canvas
Every nuance, each brushstroke
Form, colours, composition, perspectives
Seeing beneath the beautiful façade
To find beneath the painted layers
To where true beauty resides
Only after this patient study
Can you find true depth of feeling
And claim to be in love
Dangit, that song needs to be in the top 40!
EDIT: Stupid censor! I didn't swear, honest!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
now you getting the hang of it nice 1 Mazey
feel the force
Pet Subject
I've a cobra that does calculus
And an anaconda that loves algebra
I've a grass snake that does geometry
And a python that adores pythagoras
So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks
On a puff adder that's masthmatic
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There was a young lady called Kate,
Who wanted to learn how to skate!
She fell with a bang,
Her knickers went twang,
And her head got stuck in a gate!
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Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!!! PMSL! 
And in reply...
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
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Kalis Elfling - Inv/Axe Tanker. [i]Kevin is watching... Always[/i]
Proud member of [url="http://www.honourableunited.org.uk/"]Honourable United[/url]
@Tellis - I reserve the right to be ridiculous![/center]
and the want to get me into a strait jacket
Say Cheese
Gorgonzola
Cambazola
Happy snappers
Sandwich wrappers
Parmesan
Vacherin
Week old socks
Unwashed [censored]
All these
Say cheese
theve moved me 
I Open My Windows and What do I See?
More Windows Waiting for Me.
I Open and Close
With the Click of My Mouse
And Watch the Whole World
From Inside My House
Explore Windows and ME
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That's a farmer/llama ding-dong brewing right there.
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Can't sleep. Sith clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Sith clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Sith clowns will eat me...
FIRE AND ICE
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
ah well time to say good bye for now and leave you all with 1 last thought for today
An itch to be scratched -
A lust unmatched -
An empty bed -
"Let's go!" she said.
And on the summer's afternoon
we loved until we saw the moon.
Exhausted, laying there exposed
upon my belly, I proposed
she scratch my back to top it off -
and soon she did, so soft, so soft.
Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep
like slugs upon a compost heap
across my sweaty skin until
I feel an itch she can't quite kill.
"Just up a bit." She hears me say.
"Down a bit...the other way.
Up a tad. You've gone askew.
Slide across a touch or two.
A little harder. Damn it! Swat it!
Keep going, yes, you've almost got it.
Listen woman, can't you tell.
You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!
I fling my body in the air
and land atop the carpet bare
Grinding hard upon my back
searching for a pointy tac
to give me what I really need -
a decent scratch that makes me bleed
Bewildered, she is staring down,
as losing it, I go to town.
Raising up my back, I arch it,
slamming hard down on the carpet.
My body parts are flicking, hectic,
like I'm turning epileptic.
A book! A knife! A nice high heel!
Give me something I can feel
But suddenly, like when it reared,
my itch just vanished...disappeared.
I rose, so pleased, my love to tell
and found that she was gone as well.
The door was slammed, the lock was latched.
Our race was run...and I was scratched!
They're all great! Love 'em!
I am the Blaster, I have filled the role of Tank, Controller and Defender
Sometimes all at once.
Union EU player! Pip pip, tally ho, top hats and tea etc etc
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I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me;
And tore me to pieces;
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
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Must remember to use that next time some fire-using AT beats me in PvP
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
To be even less of a critic
I find some of these post a tad dramatic
Yet entertaining enough to keep me reading
Untill the inside of my head starts bleeding
Inspired by this and another irregular post
I find myself rhyming like a mysterious ghost
Talking in riddles what I could say clearly
These rhymes comes from the heart, so dearly
Please be patient as my english is worse then my dutch
So perhaps I make a few mistakes, or maybe a bit too much
If it are these random rhyming posts that you enjoy
Please let me know and make me a happy little boy
Hoping my inspiration won't dry out
I close this rhyme with a last little shout
To Mad_Mud I say thank you for the lovely rhymes
And perhaps we could work together sometimes
<Jewely>
Hero: Star Jewel(50)
Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more
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To be even less of a critic
I find some of these post a tad dramatic
Yet entertaining enough to keep me reading
Untill the inside of my head starts bleeding
Inspired by this and another irregular post
I find myself rhyming like a mysterious ghost
Talking in riddles what I could say clearly
These rhymes comes from the heart, so dearly
Please be patient as my english is worse then my dutch
So perhaps I make a few mistakes, or maybe a bit too much
If it are these random rhyming posts that you enjoy
Please let me know and make me a happy little boy
Hoping my inspiration won't dry out
I close this rhyme with a last little shout
To Mad_Mud I say thank you for the lovely rhymes
And perhaps we could work together sometimes
<Jewely>
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I like it unfortunalty im not as gifted my the verses you see come from meny places. I enjoy the reading and the reactions of others to them.
Can anyone give me advice . . . ?
What to do with computer mice?
At night they come out
And race all about.
Each mouse and it's spouse
Invading my house.
They wreck my office
And they're not too nice.
What to do with computer mice?
Wait, I hadn't thought about that -
Perhaps, I'll get a computer cat!
This is my advice about those pesky computer mice...
A computer cat with razor sharp teeth
will keep those mice away from your feet.
When they run around your house
with their kids and spouse.
Causing sleepless nights and horrific days
this computer cat might respond to your prays.
But do keep in mind that these cats require attention
in which nature has given us another brilliant invention.
A computer dog that will bark when the cat is near
or run towards it filling its mind with fear.
Which may cause a rather funny situation
as cat and dog will fight for a bit of appreciation.
In a way that computer mice might cause trouble
a cat and a dog might become a bigger struggle.
So perhaps my advice for a computer cat
might not be as good as one would expect.
I can not say what you can do about those pesky mice.
Perhaps giving them food will make them act nice.
I'm sorry I can not help you find a solution
for the rather uncomfortable mice polution.
With that I conclude my advise
in which I tried to act very wise.
I'll try again some other day
when my intelligence is at better play.
<Jewely>
Hero: Star Jewel(50)
Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more
claps
Ooooh, my turn!
DT
The other day indeed
With my shoe on the wall
I killed a centipede
that was not there at all.
How can that be?
Very simple - you see -
Just the beginning of DT
When the pink alligator
And the tiger without a head
begin to take stature
And demand to be fed
As I have no shoes
Fit to kill those
I think I'll start thinking
Should I stop drinking?
Darling, I don't know
If the sugar of your heart
Would not turn out candy...
So I let my heart smart
And I think I'll drink brandy.
Then the centipede come
Without trouble
I can see them well
Or even double
I'll see them home with my shoe
And, when they all go to hell
I'll go too.
Then, on a whole
I shall be happy indeed,
Because, with a shoe
Real and true
I shall kill the true centipede
My lost soul.
*claps*
Very nice Anwyeth, very nice indeed
Hero: Star Jewel(50)
Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more
*bump*
My turn again...
(I wrote this today inspired by the fantasy of something pleasant that might happen in the near future)
I call this one: "Two Days, One Night"
I look at you as you watch the movie,
sitting there only a foot away.
You have no idea what you do to me,
or even why I asked you to stay.
You looked gorgeous and cute today,
as you played in the park covered with snow.
I took pictures of your youhtful play,
Girl, you know how to put on a show.
Throwing snowballs at me,
just to tease my mind.
Hiding behind trees and bushes,
for me to search and find.
The movie has finally ended,
and you say you are going to bed.
I say I will join you shortly,
after the guinea pig has been fed.
She's a bit of a squeeker,
but adorable just like you.
You hate it when I say that,
But deep inside you know it is true.
I turn off the lights in the living room,
walk out and close the door.
Quietly walk up the stairs,
to the bedroom on the second floor.
I look at you lying there,
in the bed next to mine.
Even in this state of rest,
you look absolutely fine.
Slowly I crawl into bed,
and take another look at you.
You open your eyes slightly,
just to see what I do.
I stroke your hair one last time,
thinking this is a dream come true.
As you close your eyes again,
I feel glad to lay next to you.
Let me dream of holding you tight,
Let me dream of kissing you tonight.
Let me enjoy this beautiful sight,
As I know it will only last two days and one night.
<Jewely>
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for those interested, here's the story behind the rhyme...(click-n-drag downwards)
I've got a good and lovely friend with who I've been in contact with for 7 years. She's adorable, beautiful and about everything a man would love to see in a girl. I've had a crush on her for at least 6 years and still do, she knows about that because I told her a while ago.
Because she lives far away we hardly see each other except on MSN (nearly everyday). But she'll be coming over somewhere next month for a photo shoot which I asked her to do for me. She will be spending the night at my place because driving back is a long trip and she doesn't like driving at night. Besides she'd probably be tired from doing the photos.
I don't expect anything to happen that night, I'd be happy if I get her to sleep in my bedroom next to me. But she's always teasing me...although...come to think of it, I've been getting some confusing singals from other girls I'm in contact with lately. And knowing that few of them are still single I begin to wonder if they're just flirting/teasing or if they actually want to get involved.
If there's anyone who can clear that up for me, please do...'cause I'm getting crazy from all these flirting girls 
Hero: Star Jewel(50)
Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more
There was a young man from Venus...
No, not that one.. umm..
There was a young man called Dean...
No, that one's RIGHT out...
Ooh!
There was a young lady called Kate,
Who wanted to learn how to skate!
She fell with a bang,
Her knickers went twang,
And her head got stuck in a gate!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.