A day in the life of a cat in Paragon...
By
Accel,
Posted on: 2006-02-12 11:03 in Multi-Media Fan Creations
Quite, quite disgusting. Hilarious, but disgusting. As averse as I am to any displays of animal cruelty, I feel I must lodge my revulsion, but...
It was just too damn funny.
Hilarious.
What they said!
I can just imagine a bloodied smiley face made out of a cat and some birds
excelent. If a little short 
Very cool and yes, kinda disgusting .
I refuse to have my good name attached to this display of outright mockery of a very serious subj...
Aw, tohellwithit... it was funny as hell
And if you saw what my cat's do to my house sometimes you'd see why a Nova is oft considdered therein...
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so go easy on me but be honest
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No problems that really stand out, bit it's BORED not board, and BOUGH not bow.
Okay?
And shining not shinning.
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Heh, well I wrote it well after the router had auto disconnected originally so I'm not surprised. But you may find some ninja's have been at work...
darn those ninjas !
/em Waves fist at ninjas
But after all, what can you do to those cats other than Nova - after all, they banned landmines...
Our Commander is EEEEEEVIL!!!
�How do I like my MMOs? I like them the way Paragon Studios used to make them.� - a fitting tribute from kiasa.org
EU, Union mostly.
First attempt at posting something here, so go easy on me but be honest. I was rather bored at the time and kinda just wrote down what I was thinking. Enjoy!
It was a good day to be a cat. The sun was shining, birds were preoccupied picking at food in the parks and best of all there wasnt a dog in sight. Perfect.
Smog was a brave cat, with a reckless nature, even though he did enjoy the beauty of life. So, this morning, to exercise both of these passions, he climbed the greenest, freshest tree he could find, and perched on a thick bough above a clutter of clueless birds. It was breakfast time.
Smog liked Perez Park. Hed become accustomed to the action that often went on, and most people seemed to have better things to shoot or hit in these parts. He could see a group of red and white clad humans hiding behind a rock, but it really didnt bother him; theyd most likely deal with those other humans down below and be on their way. They were a fair distance off anyway, so he wasnt going to let them get in the way of his tantalizing breakfast.
It was now the time to strike; the food was nearly gone and it was plain the birds were feeling pretty full. He coiled himself up and sprang from the branch with unmatched grace. The starving smog spread his claws and prepared to meet his destiny
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Frozen Rogue took a deep breath and embraced the fresh day. He liked working on days like this, when the sun shined and water sparkled he really felt blessed that his job allowed him to enjoy Gods green earth.
Come on, lets do this! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOY! JEEEENNNNKKKKINNNSSSS!
Frozen was snapped back to reality without warning and looked up. A blinding flash lit up the already sun-kissed forest as bodies were thrown everywhere. The commander frowned; he was all for fun and all for dealing with perpetrators, but some acts just seemed like a waste of human life. A grinning Accel was slumped several feet away God I love doing that sometimes! Frozen frowned again; he didnt like blasphemy, even though the impetuous youngster meant nothing by it.
That was quite a display Accy, my boy commented a clearly amused PowerSWAT but I think what you just blew up calls for closer inspection, now beginning to chuckle. Frozen looked around to see what on earth SWAT had seen. He scanned left and right and saw nothing; no hellions has landed in funny positions, or impaled themselves on there weaponry. It had been quiet a clean display. I fail to see your amusement sometimes Squad Leader
Look at the wall Rogue
Frozen turned, and couldnt help but chuckle. Splattered against a wall were the bloody remains of a street tom and a varied collection of birds. And they had landed in a shape that resembled a smiling face.