Heroes and Villains at the Con


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She really is, actually. She's very friendly and having fun being "evil".


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Boy, it's gonna be fun on the new forums with you, PK, and Golden Girl.

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ZOMG, that's right. Golden Girl will probably have access to the new forums, and Niv and 8 probably aren't familiar with her posting history.

*shudder*

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Actually I talked to Ocho about this yesterday and he knows about her. Remember that most of the people modding the forums do play - and he does play a lot He's been here for a while, including around her. Apparently GG heard about us randing and posted something on the eu forums in response

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Where did Golden Girl go, exactly?


Issue 16 made me feel like this.
Warning: This poster likes to play Devil's Advocate.

 

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Few more occurred to me... in the dead of the night.. they invaded my dreams... and told me of my destiny... the voices tell others to do great things.. kill people in the name of God... prevent catastrophes... save the world.. my voices.... they tell ME to write bad jokes in forum posts... go figure.

Hamidon: "Welcome to News at Six... Today an entire convention center was swallowed and digested by what seems to be a massive single-cell organism... While the organism did eat the structure itself.. it expelled all the convention goers prior to digesting.. we asked a prominent scientist if this may be an act of caring or sympathy on the part of the organism... Doctor Liebowitz responded that Convention goers 'taste bad'.."

Arbiter Sands: "I love conventions! They remind me of... well.. better days... Say.. I know it's against my Witness Relocation agreement.. but can't I just have a guitar and an hour on the presentation stage? How about 30 minutes? Oh come on... don't be cruel.."

Captain Castillo: "Attention Ladies and Gentlemen... It is the day of the Con you've all been waiting for.. that's right.. it's MY day.. Now Ladies.. I know it will be difficult to contain your eagerness.. but please try to make an orderly line here at the Captain Castillo Kissing Booth... as for you boys... there is a viewing room over there to the right where you can either watch the videos of my past exploits or watch the televised action of the kissing line ... so you can take notes on proper execution for if you ever manage to get a girlfriend.."

Countess Crey: "I don't know why you're surprised I decided to attend the Con, Matt. Oh, I know you think I'm only interested in finding super hero guinnea pigs upon which to do my experiments.. but there ARE other interests I hold. And this Con will definitely provide more than willing volunteers. Excuse me while I demonstrate. (Takes microphone) Attention Con Attendees; Crey Industries is looking for volunteers upon which to experiment for the purpose of granting a normal human being extraordinary super powers. This procedure does have several serious risks of side effects and has been fatal in 10% of our attempts. Those interested should form a line at the Crey Industries Kiosk. (Five minutes later) If you'll excuse me Matt... I really need to go.. It would appear as though the entire Con is lined up and waiting for me."

Dominatrix: "See, Mister Miller? KNEEL WORM! TRY THE GAME PREVIEW!! I told you that I'd be the perfect person to represent Going Rogue's Praetorian world. YOU CONVENTION GOING SLIME; YOU WILL BUY THIS GAME WON'T YOU?! Sure, Tyrant is big and strong and powerful... KISS MY BOOT OR YOU'LL TASTE THE KISS OF MY WHIP COMIC BOY! But I have a softer touch... you need feminine wiles to appeal to these gamer and comic geeks, you know. YOU DARE LOOK ME IN THE EYES WORM?! SOMEONE FETCH MY SPECIAL BARBED CAT O' NINES!"

Doctor Vahzilok: "I told you I could behave myself at the Con Mister Miller. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm feeling any particular graciousness towards these people... rather I don't see a single body part I'd consider putting on one of my creations."

Lanaru the Mad: "Pocky! PockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPocky!!"

Nemesis: "Waaaaaaait... Wait for it... okay... they're getting closer... approaching from different directions... just in front of me in 4.... 3... 2... I Don't Know What You're Talking About... Marvel Is SO Much Better Than D.C.... The Hulk Would Beat Superman Into A Pulp... and away... oh look... they're arguing with each other about it now... and there comes two more geeks to join in... it's like Mitosis... soon the entire Con will be consumed with the argument.. then when they have reached a fever pitch.. I'll start a rumor that the mayor of this fine city has enacted a tax specific to comic book stores that is forcing them all to close.. then I shall lead my angry army out into the streets... Ahhhh.. I do so love it when a plan comes together."

Vanessa DeVore: "I need to leave Matt... NOW... Do you have any idea what Vore means to some of these people?!"

Citadel: "Matt... Seriously... I need to get Luminary out of here.. she's far too naive for this crowd... I've had to rescue her ten times already from groups of adolescent hackers who are promising to give her Upgrades.."

Foreshadow: "For the last time!! I am NOT a YAOI ANIME CosPlayer!! Now get away from me!!"

Lady Jane: "No... I don't know Austin Powers personally... Why do you ask?"

Malaise: "Now watch... I'll create an illusion of a sexy Sailor Moon Cos Player next to that alpha geek over there.. BOOM! He's caught! Now... She'll show him a little smile... then I'll work up to a kiss on the cheek.. $10 says I can make him pass out before she gets to 2nd base.."

Mirror Spirit(talking with Swan): "Actually no... I haven't had a single problem with Fan Boys drooling all over me.. I just tell them 'My name is Mirror Spirit... My powers include knowing anything that a person ever did while standing in front of a mirror'.... They usually run like hell at that point."


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Again a nice job


 

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Where did Golden Girl go, exactly?

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She went back to the EU boards, where she was supposed to be. >_>

And now the boards will be combined... *sigh*


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Lanaru the Mad: "Pocky! PockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPockyPocky!!"



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HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!


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Captain Castillo: "Attention Ladies and Gentlemen... It is the day of the Con you've all been waiting for.. that's right.. it's MY day.. Now Ladies.. I know it will be difficult to contain your eagerness.. but please try to make an orderly line here at the Captain Castillo Kissing Booth... as for you boys... there is a viewing room over there to the right where you can either watch the videos of my past exploits or watch the televised action of the kissing line ... so you can take notes on proper execution for if you ever manage to get a girlfriend.."

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Interestingly, Ms. Liberty and Desdemona actually are at the Con.

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Based on that photo, Ms Liberty is shorter in person than she seems to be on Atlas Plaza.

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They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

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MORE!!!



plz?

I... can't... stand...

Laughing... too... hard...

*eyes roll back as she passes out*


 

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Inazuma wrote:

Based on that photo, Ms Liberty is shorter in person than she seems to be on Atlas Plaza.

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The model wasn't as tall as me, I'm 5'8", but the woman playing Des was VERY tall, and also in high heels. I'm guessing she was around 6'1" or 2", not sure, but she was a very different body type and style than Liberty. They were both fun.


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Omg! Again truly hilarious Thank you SteelClaw that was great both posts, as always



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