28 Days Later? 
As I said in Guardian, I really hope there's a boss in there named Stripped Gears or Gear Stripper or the like...
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Hah... I remember that. Typical Guardian lunacy, heh (and for those playing along at home, I'm Wall of Knight) >.>
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(and for those playing along at home, I'm Wall of Knight) >.>
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28 Days Later?
As I said in Guardian, I really hope there's a boss in there named Stripped Gears or Gear Stripper or the like...
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I heard the 28 Days Later line so many times the other night...
Also, I'm really putting that in.
On a side note, Faldette, can I get a pic of Fake Faldette? I want to put her in.
I remember the first time this was up and I was both laughing and crying. Crying since I missed it live.
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"(and for those playing along at home, I'm Wall of Knight) >.> "
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This is something that messes me up. Why not change your forum handle to your @global? I know you're not alone in ths WoK, so this is aimed at all of you split presonalities.
//Jack
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Couldn't have been an actual Guardian convo... No Pepsi gnawing.
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Oh you guys.
*gnaw moi*
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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
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I iz sad. This stuff never happens anymore everyone is gone or leaving.
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Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
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We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
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I iz sad. This stuff never happens anymore everyone is gone or leaving.
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I'm sorry MU. There's just no joy in it for me anymore.
it still happens from time to time, moreso when Pepsi pops into the channel, but it happens, not the same as it used to but the humor is still there, just a different form, due to different people.
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"(and for those playing along at home, I'm Wall of Knight) >.> "
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This is something that messes me up. Why not change your forum handle to your @global? I know you're not alone in ths WoK, so this is aimed at all of you split presonalities.
//Jack
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My forum handle predates the existence of globals, so the various forumistas know me as TeChameleon; it just seems needlessly confusing to me to change either my global or my forum handle when there's so little overlap, usually.
And yeah, it's a shame when people leave- Guardian is very much (a very weird) family. 
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*nom bunsen?*
fake faldette, huh?... lemme see... okay, you want the brass version, i presume?
Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.
Yep, that's the one, Fal. Now I just need to recreate it .
@Jack_Power
I did. My original forum handle was TayJK, the SN I've used since about '94. About six months ago I changed it to Bunsen. I had a reason, but I forget what that was.
@RaiderRich2001
Think Pepsi was on earlier but had already called it a night. Do have a log of Savannah doing a good Pepsi impersonation...and then Pepsi logged on.
@Mr_Ultimate
When the opportunity shows itself, I do try to steer conversations into the right direction. That said, the primary parties of the Naked Clockwork Scandel (namely me, Moiread, and the Queen of Naked Clockwork, faldette) are still around, although I'm not here very often anymore. Trying to fix that though.
If you really want to get it super-accurate (though a little delayed, as I have plans for the rest of the night) I might be able to just give you the costume file.
Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.
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@RaiderRich2001
Think Pepsi was on earlier but had already called it a night. Do have a log of Savannah doing a good Pepsi impersonation...and then Pepsi logged on.
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That Savannah has issues... >.>
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@RaiderRich2001
Think Pepsi was on earlier but had already called it a night. Do have a log of Savannah doing a good Pepsi impersonation...and then Pepsi logged on.
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That Savannah has issues... >.>
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If you'd like I could post that log as well.... 
I have it. Just dunno what date it happened on... I've been logging chat since 10/22/06. Of course, I only recently joined Guardian (the Global channel, that is, not the server). Oh the things I'm sure I've missed...
Oh, and feel free to post it, if you like. It'll just prove my point...
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The Naked Clockwork inspired AE arc, Unclothed Clockworks (AE doesn't like the work naked) is now published. Arc ID 265517.
Oh, and the SavPepsi discussion took place May 1st, 2009.
... *goes to play arc* >.>
Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.
*makes note*
I'll be playing it... SOON™!
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With my return from my 28 day long CoX drought, I'm finally getting around to putting the finishing touches on my AE arc, Unclothed Clockwork. But then I discovered that the original thread has gone bye bye. So here it is, it all it's Moi-embaressing, attempted-head-exploding glory.
To put this into context, this conversations took place on the Guardian global channel Febuary 14, 2009 aka Valentine's Day. It has been slightly better editted, including a brief related Tell exhange I had with Wall of Knight.
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] Now for some VD badges
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: you got VD?
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: *avoids BB*
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] Not yet, hehe
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: eww
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: Don't want VD
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: Makes the Pee burn and the crotch stink
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: Wrap it before ya play with it
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] I gotta get 'em from those guys in the club first
[Guardian]Winds of Fate: Ah that was so fun
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: Yup that's the perfect place to pick up VD
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: Some random guy at the club
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] There, I'm on my way
[Guardian]Ariel': *rides a butterfly through the channel*
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: BB said she wanted VD badges
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: VD also stands for venerial disease
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] There, I'm on my way
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] Whoops
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Oh, I know. Actually, in retrospect, I am not suprised, either by the conversation, or the one-sided speaker.
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: I've been drinking give me a break
[Guardian]Alpha-One: you know how to avoid VD?  go for the young ones
[Guardian]Alpha-One: it's true, the Mrs got me in grade 4
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) The ones who barely know what to do with it, you mean?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Then you get to pleasure of teaching em
[Guardian]Alpha-One: clay to be molded, that's what I say
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) Wow, I picked quite the time to look up into the Guardian channel
[Guardian]Bunsen1: You mean just like every other time in Guardian channel?
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) No, it's been kind of tame recently, well tame by Guardian standards
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) I'm sorry, did you want me to go out and find you some naked gyrating native dancing girls?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: I'm certain a witty retort exists to that, but I can't think of it
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) They dont have to be native Moi
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Well, you will be stranded on their island at the time.
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: do they have to gyrate? could they oscillate instead?
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Like clockwork you mean?
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: ... maybe... >.>
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: *sends naked clockwork to dance in channel*
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) I sorry Moi! Dont leave me on a deserted island
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) How exactly do you make one of those things 'naked', Fal?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *waves 1 dollar paperclips at the clockwork
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: magic.
[Guardian]Mistress Noire2: *White Feather* *pokey channel*
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Booze helps too
[Guardian]Bunsen1: you slip it in their lubricant
[Guardian]Mistress Noire2: *White Feather* o.O
[Guardian]Bruiser Babe: [Meowser, 22] And then?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Then you get them naked....duh
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) But they don't have...cloves...
[Guardian]Heroic Greg: Wow, it's "Guardian after Dark!"
[Guardian]Mistress Noire2: *White Feather* welcome to guardian greg lol
[Guardian]Mistress Noire2: *White Feather* this is us all the time
[Guardian]Bunsen1: of course not, that's what the booze did
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: well then, its easy moi. just let them be themselves
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) there is not After Dark in Guardian
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) I dunno about that...What if they think I have scrap metal...?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: That's why they're oscilating, for the scrap metal
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Well, okay...
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Well what else you going to use to tip them?
[Guardian]Muad Dib: (Comrade Vladimir) and the more scrap metal the more stimpacks I can get from the ghoul in Underworld!
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) I wasn't intending to go watch them dance, so I hadn't really thought of tips...
[Guardian]Bunsen1: dollar bills?  What do they need money for, their Clockwork
[Guardian]Bunsen1: So you intend to spike their oil with booze, and what, just leave them naked on the street?
[Guardian]Alpha-One: I'd give 1000 caps for a non-buggy PC version of Fallout 3
[Guardian]MrsAlphaOne: The Clockwork King needs it to take Penny out on dates
[Guardian]SinnerSaint: [Brother Blues, lvl 39, Blaster]gi say just keep tossing magnets at em....gotta be good for a laugh
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Well, yes, if you must know...
[Guardian]Bunsen1: You monster!! Your just asking for those poor innocent Clockwork to be taken adantage of by some robot hoodlums!
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Yes, I suppose I am.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Well if you want the image of Kronos violating Babbage in your mind, that's on your consious
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Machines can turn on other machines without being blasphemous...
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 30 Arachnos Widow]: kronos launching missles at babbage? :P
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Just, but the clockwork are already drunk cause of the booze you spiked their lubricant with
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) That was YOUR plan!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Yes, and it was YOUR plan to abandon them on the street afterwords!
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) To frame YOU!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: And look how well that's working out!  Youre the one getting all the blam....attention
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Oh pish.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Now if we had just gone to the club with the Clockwork, we could have been the one voluntarily violating them instead of Kronos and his kronies
[Guardian]Bunsen1: So Maud, this up to typical Guardian standards yet?
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) I don't violate toasters!!!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: We weren't going to violate toaters, we were going to violate Clockwork!!  One can osiclate AND toast, the other just toasts!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: They can OSCILATE, Moi, OSCILATE!  How can you not want to violate them after that?
At this point Karnifix had a question about binds that took a bit, derailing the proper discussion.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Now, back to the topic at hand:  Violating Clockwork
[Guardian]Bunsen1: They can OSCILATE, Moi, OSCILATE! How can you not want to violate them after that?
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Just don't appeal to me. Sorry Bunsen. You can go to the clockstrip club yourself.
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) Greetings, Guardian.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Bah, I thought it was going to be a Guardian channel trip (meaning someone else will pay the cover)
[Guardian]GolDragon: {Titan-Juicer, 28, Brute} Hail Wall
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) Hey Gol.
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: wall!
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) Hey Fal
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) So what's doing tonight?
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Discussing Moi allowing Kronos to violate a drunken Babbage, among other things
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) O.o
[Guardian]Bunsen1: So Moi, when that horrible image is scarred into your mind and violently repressed, when it comes back up while your in the funny farm, remember who allowed it to happen
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) They don't even have appendages!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Wait, don't remember, you might blame me, escape form the insane asylum and come after me
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: they have plenty.... they're just... retractable?...
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Sure they do.  What do you call their arms, legs, propellers.  Besides, they just need to find metal versions of them lying around....
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) You are sick. Sick sick sick!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Hey, you're the one that allowed it to happen
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) You put the drugs in their oil!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: and who's idea was that?
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) I have to admit, there's a certain amount of amusement to be had in watching Bunsen try to get Moi's head to explode...
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) My head will neveh explode.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: You were the one to bring up the idea of gyrating naked girls, and then from oscilatting to Clockwork!
[Guardian]Bunsen1: So this is all your fault
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Actually, if you're looking for a place to lay the blame... :: point at Fal! ::
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: *hide*
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: i'm not faldette... >.>
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: what's a fal? <.<
[Guardian]Bunsen1:  Yeah, Fald is the one that released the oscilating stipping clockwork!!  *goes looking for pitchfork and torch
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Release the DOG OF GUARDIAN!!
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) *pushes Pepsi into channel*
[Tell] -->@Wall of Knight: thank you for picking up my prompt
[Tell] @Wall of Knight: No worries :P
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: >.> jane made me do it! D:
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: .... For Lord Nemesis!
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: *flee*
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Now where is that tracking Pepsi *searchs
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *Puts up a poster
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: *puts up posters over poster* >.>
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *reads:  WANTED:  Faldette  For prompting lewd clock acts, and attempted Moi head exploding
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *catchs Fald while putting up second poster
[Guardian]Bunsen1: The old lure them out with a poster trick....
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Moi, what should we do with the prisoner?
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) *drops piano on both Fal and Bunsen*
[Guardian]Moiread: (Pixietricks) Repo the organs.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *with last strength...slips a organ donner card in Fald's pocket
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: *laughs at bunsen and decoy from a safe distance*
[Guardian]Bunsen1: *watchs Clockwork Bunsen gets killed.  Better him then me
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: remember, if that hero is suddenly made of brass and have "fake" in their name, they may not be the real hero *nod*
[Guardian]Bunsen1: or could being wearing brass in an attempt to appear fake to hide out in plain sight
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: hence the "may not" bunsen... >.>
[Guardian]Bunsen1: I so need to post these series of discussions on the board....
[Guardian]Faldette: [Fake Faldette, 31 Arachnos Widow]: goodnight guardian
[Guardian]GolDragon: <Knight Shock ,50 ,Elec/elec Blaster> night fal
[Guardian]Palette: Goodnight Fald!
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) Night Fal.
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Night Fald.  We'll waive the clockwork lewd offence...for now
[Guardian]Bunsen1: Well, I'm going to call it a night.  I'll attempt to make a head explode (not necessarily Moi's) another night
[Guardian]Wall of Knight: (Thomas Savage, 37 Peacebringer) Night Bunsen.