*mauls person with deathclaw gauntlet then eats entrails*
mreh, i have....questionable Morales.
Entrails are NOT on the menu today and....
....
I broke my deathclaw gauntlet. 
On the plus side, Questionable Morales is a GREAT name for a hispanic supervillan!
Dagnabbit! I have no more slots.
Morning Hypocratic Oath! 
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
well hai! first off keep your deathclaw gauntlet in pristine condition, when you're a crazed villain that thinks it your real hand, you'll want it working, second, MY ENTRAILS! TO HELL WITH YOUR PAMCAKES!
/e eyes narrow in the heat of the day.
Wind whistles as a dustcloud whirls past...
I think I'm gonna need a lot of frag grenades...or maybe....I just got a Fat Boy Mini Nuke launcher last night. You know! For kids!
OOF this thing is heavy.
Actually I've only seen ONE Deathclaw outside the super duper mart way at the beginning. *shrugs*
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
The People Claim this thread
*waves in her cute Uniform at Hyp, and kisses rook.
Being rich and power full means I don't have to say I'm sorry
Virtue:Too many at fifty
Paradise Falls is NOT a happy place
Except for the old crazy guy and a brahmain its really quiet now.
Mornign DP and Morning Stryph!
/e blushes.
The people claimed the thread? Does that mean men with guns and gas masks will be coming here soon?
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
<wanders by wearing his salvaged Enclave helmet, and regulator's duster, earned by turning in fingers!>
Morning.
Morning Capn!
/e slides a bowl of Sugar Bombs and a bottle of Rad-Away to the Amazin Regulator.
:P
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
((have no idea what the reference is to paradis Falls, sorry . but post apocalyptic i can do!!)
*Rides through the front door in his modified junker (GoW2 reference 
) wearing COG armor, black but dusty do-rag, and black wrap-around sunglasses, and carrying his lancer, slung over his shoulder.*
Morning all..coffee, pamcakes, and fuel for the junker and some ammo would be great.
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
The cow in the corner, with two heads, moos at everyone.
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
*blinks and looks around* what the heck?
losers, wastelander doc uniform is the best of fashion, and there's blood stains on it, makes a message, yanno?
ok all..sorry to leave the post-apacolyptic Rookery for this morning. taking bro-in-law to a big Independent Medical Exam for his lawsuit. an hours drive one way he better appreciate, remember what ive done for him when he gets his settlement. ok cya all sometime this afternoon.
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Good luck Pogo! In fact I better get to work o.o See you in a bit!
Pft. Regulator Duster and Shady Hat. BAM! Style and awesome!
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
Howdy peoples. *waves*
Ya know, in my first game, I blew Paradise Falls to bits.
First I convinced them to let me in.
Then I got help from the doctor.
Then I killed 'er, looted her stuff, went outside, and then systematically killed every single one of those slavers until I made it to the back, where I helped the slaves out.
Then I went back to the front and killed the guards.
Then I killed that guy who's in charge, and for some reason, his slave, who tried to shoot me.
So yeah. It was empty. 
* walks in, grins at everyone and sets down a large bag on the floor with a metallic clunking * anyone have a use for 10 pressure cookers? I keep meaning to drop these off somewhere...
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Pft. Regulator Duster and Shady Hat. BAM! Style and awesome!
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and what are we? some ranger of the wastes? well we have a fix for that!
*chase down with deathclaw gauntlet for wonderful entrails*
Hiya Yankee Dave and Blarg!
Yeah we can always use pressure cookers.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*wanders in, grabs a cup of Earl Grey and settles into a FBBC to watch the goings-on*
Morning all. Sorry about the apocalypse. Didn't mean to. Just been a rough week. My bad.
*Appears, melting out of the shadows with his stylish wasteland paintgun, mini Lincoln Repeater and a tiny suit of power armor.*
I haz good stealth! Morning...
RookyOathPrincessStryphCaptainofdaAmazingPogoBppBa y
EmmiBlargDave
Now, where is my rad free donut...
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Doh, hi Wondie
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Population 1
/e blows smoke from the top of her combat shotgun and wanders into the building wearing Vault 77's jumpsuit and throws down Eulogy Jones' bloody zoot suit.
I dislike slavers....a lot.
/e types into the Pipboy, "Have Gun...Will Travel"
Good Post Apocalyptic Friday Mornings all!
/e slides pamcakes out for everyone.
Don't worry I used the lowest rad content flour I could find to make the breakfast.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall