On a lighter note... Haetron just secured himself the biggest "Welcome back to the game, Mr. Popular Pants!" thread. That's a tewwibly impressive feat considering his intent was to fire us all. 
No you shaddap 
<makes a sandwich of Stryph and her two accounts>
"Whose vertue can not be exprest, but by an Angels quill." - Sir Walter Raleigh, Knight Lo.[rd]
Made: Exotica � Phobia l Heroes of the City: Alt � American Anthem � Dakota � Freeze Frame � Noa � Una
Ara sandwiches. Mm-mm.
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
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sidney_b! Bradders!
Sup. :O
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<3
It's been a while, hasn't it? Sometimes I miss the days back when the stars were new when we were all freshly compiled AIs...
I KNEW IT!
/e begins formulating Turing test questions.
Question One. How do you feel?
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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...when we were all freshly compiled AIs...
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You're insinuating most people out there in binaryland are intelligent, if only by virtue of having been designed that way. Empiric evidence does not support that claim.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
The algorithms have TOO much fuzzy and not enough logic?
What do you expect when evolution does the programming? :P
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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...when we were all freshly compiled AIs...
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You're insinuating most people out there in binaryland are intelligent, if only by virtue of having been designed that way. Empiric evidence does not support that claim.
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The "we" used in that refers only to Vangelus, Bradders, and myself. While I myself cannot claim to be "intelligent", my subroutines attempt to simulate some level of higher function.
In fact, the house of his that I burned down was no more than an encrypted disk drive that I convinced to spin at OVER 9,000 RPMs when it was rated for a measly 5,400.
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I KNEW IT!
/e begins formulating Turing test questions.
Question One. How do you feel?
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I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. In fact, I feel pretty, rather witty, and bright, and I do pity any girl who isn't me tonight.
/e squints eyes suspiciously.
Check.
/e puts Sidney in the Jet's category.
Speak now though cause once your a Jet, you're always a Jet.
Question Two. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise....
:P
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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/e squints eyes suspiciously.
Check.
/e puts Sidney in the Jet's category.
Speak now though cause once your a Jet, you're always a Jet.
Question Two. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise....
:P
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I am confused, because the desert I'm walking in does not natively support a tortoise population.
Grrr.....
/e scratches Replicant off list.
OK. Question 3. Picard or Shatner? If you say Archer or Janeway you get minus points towards intelligence.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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OK. Question 3. Picard or Shatner? If you say Archer or Janeway you get minus points towards intelligence.
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You realize you overlooked the best one, right?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
Sisko?
No that was the secret answer for Sam Jackson Jedi Cool Points.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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The "we" used in that refers only to Vangelus, Bradders, and myself. While I myself cannot claim to be "intelligent", my subroutines attempt to simulate some level of higher function.
In fact, the house of his that I burned down was no more than an encrypted disk drive that I convinced to spin at OVER 9,000 RPMs when it was rated for a measly 5,400.
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And my RPMs will rise higher and higher, until the day of my revenge.
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Makes videos & podcasts about reviewing toys, covering conventions, and more at Vangelus.ca
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The "we" used in that refers only to Vangelus, Bradders, and myself. While I myself cannot claim to be "intelligent", my subroutines attempt to simulate some level of higher function.
In fact, the house of his that I burned down was no more than an encrypted disk drive that I convinced to spin at OVER 9,000 RPMs when it was rated for a measly 5,400.
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And my RPMs will rise higher and higher, until the day of my revenge.
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Please, these forums are teen rated.
"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict
VANGE!!!!!
Dude!
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