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2short2care

 

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Stop hitting the dog with your shoe.


 

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Go fish.


 

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Plead the 5th.


 

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Drink the fifth!


 

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I see an exclamation, not a statement.


 

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I see a statement, not an exclamation.


 

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Look above my previous post; I'm going to grab the rack of torture devices.


 

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Not necessary, you can use mine.


 

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I am going to the Kitty Court.


 

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Don't play in the sand.


 

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Don't eat the yellow cookie.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Kheldarn speaks from experience.


 

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i speak from the dark


 

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Diaphragmatic expulsions.


 

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Please leave all cellphones at the desk.


 

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Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.


Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

 

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What you do does not matter to me. (Unless it's somehow important to me...).


 

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That fart was juicy.