Statements Only


2short2care

 

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I stole it from you.


 

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I'll steal it back for you.


 

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I have fallen in love


 

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I have buried that thing that smelled.


 

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Me too.


 

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That blows.


 

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Sure it is.


 

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it's called statements only, not sarcasm only


 

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I tiep gooderest.


 

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dough nuts


 

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No, you can't get here from there.


 

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But I just did.


 

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Go directly to jail (Bertha's waiting).


 

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I just passed gas and go.


 

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I just got a cookie from the community chest.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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I just bought the cookie shop.