Warning! Turkey Cake Spotted!!


Dark Ether

 

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Due to erratic behavior of late from the World's Best Detective, all heroes are warned to steer clear of the fowl-costumed vigilante known as Turkey Lurkey. The Paragon office of E.L.I.T.E. had this to say:

"We've known for some time now that Turkey Lurkey has been building up to something. His behavior has become eccentric, to the point of following young heroines around after dark, and going through their mail for what he calls 'incriminating evidence.' We believe he's living in some strange fantasy, and suffering from delusions of martyrhood. However, all of us were surprised when a ten-foot-wide layer cake with the words 'Happy Birthday Turkey-Lurkey' was found under Atlas, and the becloaked bird simply opened fire on it, severely frightening the young swimsuit model hidden inside. We believe this indicates he is escalating. As for the swimsuit model, she's promised not to sue, in exchange for an E.L.I.T.E. spokesmodel contract."


(( Happy Birthday TL! ))



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Happy B-day TL.


 

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The question is.. what flavor is the cake? >>

Felicitous Annual Hatching (HAHAHA! It's relevant for once!) Day, TL!


 

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Arm the TL B-Day defense cannons!


 

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bwa ha ha ha ha


Happy birthday!


 

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happy bird-day TL!


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Hoppy Birdie Two Ewes!

Have a great one, TL


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Thanks everyone!

No word on the cake flavor yet, I will update once it has been received.

Hey D.E., how did you get Moggie to sing for me?


TL


 

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Thanks everyone!

No word on the cake flavor yet, I will update once it has been received.

Hey D.E., how did you get Moggie to sing for me?


TL

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For those interested, my cake was made from scratch and was shaped like a red lightsaber. It tasted like Dark Side. Mmmmmm....


TL


 

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I heard the Dark Side tastes like chicken.