Significant Question of Great Importance!

Assuming every art forum regular's main character got together for a BBQ party...who would be the one to bring potato salad, what kind of meat do catgirls like, and who would be the first to get completely smashed on the booze? What other interesting things would probably happen?

I know Turbo-Ski would be hitting on either the grill or any guy with excessive body heat, while mocking the catgirls by having ice crafted ears, tail, and claws.

I know I would get drunk and go on a long rant about how hard it is to keep smiling, giving a big thumbs up, and saying "Awesome" all the time. Then i'd have a breakdown and cry on TA's shoulder telling him something like "he was the father I never wanted".

Or i'd host a touch football game of the Justice Server vs Everyone else.

It could really go either way...

My characters would bring cheesecake.

I'd probably have some hand in cooking the food.

Atillita would most likely be in the corner sulking about, or pretty much keeping to herself. If anyone tried to bring out her social side, she'd most likely clock them, then find a different corner to sulk in... She's not terribly socialiable.

Quantum, on the other hand, would be popping up anywhere and everywhere. One minute he'dd be showing up in the cooler to scare people trying to grab a drink, then getting into a serious political discussion before wandering off to clean off the food table single-handedly. Think of him as a lil mischevious imp with multiple personality disorder and the powers to do anything - but only when it is least expected.

yellow jack would propbably drink all of the beer. that is if the computer program in his head doesnt stop him. He would also be the guy who accidently lights himself on fire and cause everybody to freak out.

Flareback would roll her eyes and state to the grillers, "You call that a fire? THIS is a fire!" where she'd promptly blow-up the grill and walk away pleased with herself while the others who were gathered around her were singed and blackened a little. Then she'd get into a BIG fight with Dursagon because he just HAD to show up and everyone else would get pissed and tell them to take it else where.

Meanwhile, Blazeback would be conversing with everyone seeming to have a good time while checking out everyone's techno gadgets and responding to everyones conserns about Flareback with the statement, "Oh, she'll be ok. If it get's bad, I'll know. I'm her twin after all." Gashback would be droning on about his chest wound and how he use to be alot of fun, Cosmic would be trying to impress the ladies with his cybernetic arms, Ampervolt would run off with some of the other younger heroes whispering about the young guys and shopping and who was so lame as to wear last years fashion to school the other day and so on while the beautiful Chillback sat at home because she's one of the beautiful people who are above such things as a BBQ.

br0k3n would...dance on the tables. She is a stripper, after all, and has no concept of appropriate behavior in other settings. Unless her partner-in-crime(fighting) was there.

Of course, Juke Joint Jezebel would probably do some table dancing herself.

Main?
*looks at stable of alts*
What is this "main" of which you speak?

Of my characters -
Violet Flame would fit in, probably bringing in music (hope you like 80s and/or dance stuff,) but would run into things. A lot.

Memphis Bill would probably be at the grill, and not be bothered all that much by the explosion. Fire tank, y'know.

Sanguine Phantasm would probably be hanging around, not being noticed. She's less a people person than a kill people person. OTOH, she appreciates a good burger.

Therra Arcson would be in mingling, talking to everyone, and probably bring drinks and some potato salad.

Medikitty would be there helping after the grill explosion.

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I play on Pinnacle and would therefore be the most drunkest. First.

Touche' Memphis! I had a good time laughing at your response!

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I play on Pinnacle and would therefore be the most drunkest. First.

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Memphis Bill and Therra are also both on Pinn. So... twice the drunken, twice the fun.

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You could count on Kadmon to bring the chips! Oh, and a cooler full of drinks. Maybe some salsa. Probably some French onion dip too. Possibly a turkey as well, but that's just because he doesn't quite understand that certain foods aren't normally served at a BBQ

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Originally Posted by Venture I'd never use a nuke in a superhero universe. You nuke a city, you kill 1.5 million people minus one. The last guy not only gets superpowers from the explosion, but ones that let him survive a nuke...and wow, is he torqued off

Hehe, this is a silly thread. I approve.

I approve too

I would probably bring fish! :P

And would probably be sitting off in the corner talking to a few people I know comfortably. Valkarye would be sitting beside me too

And we might go dancing or something too

the way this party is going so far is cool. escept for the part when i got lit on fire and frosty had to put it out.

I can imagine Roxstar rockin on a guitar...and maybe Valkarye using her bow as a harp or some other instrument.

and ill be so drunk that i think that they were actually good

Oh and I'll be playing a ice-crafted Marimba.

Thornster would be sipping a Stinger on the rocks standing in a group of chatting heroes where he would explain the mildly scientific parts of the conversation to the heroes with more brawns than wits.

Viewtiful Shmoe would play a guitah solo!

*grabs frosting, covers Aaron* Happy b'day!

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Now all we need is someone to draw this

I think Kro would be giving piggy-back rides and just generally flying around.

Soul Train would be makin' sure Violet didn't play JUST 80's... she'd show up with a lot of R&B. And then she'd dance along the hoochie mamas, show folks how it's done... nothing like a sexy black woman in an afro and bell-bottoms to get a party goin'.

Mistress Ohm would probably not show up. BBQ's aren't quite her kind of party.

Betty Highside would be riding wheelies up and down the street until the cops came. Then she'd hide the bike in the neighbor's garage and act cute.

La Diablesse would be acting all coy and sweet, but still manage to get something naughty going on in the guest bedroom. Yeah... THAT kind of girl.

Torch Juggler would probably contribute to the grill blowing up... but then she'd make it look like the whole thing was staged as an elaborate stunt anyway.

"Baroness" Samedi Bautiste would be doin' tarot card readin's in the livin' room, in her top hat, black dress with the bone decorations, and white greasepaint. Nothin' like a Haitian voodoo priestess to make things fun there.

Lucy de Loccia would have to see how comfortable she was around everyone (with two bots as bodyguards, although they'd be doubling as food servers AND parking people's cars), but eventually she'd relax, strip down to a bikini, and then freak everyone out by literally taking her cybernetic legs off before doing backstroke laps in the pool.

And Feral Tigress would be chasing the imp around, terrorizing the dogs, and then she and Rowr would either get into a hissing contest, or Feral'd start abentmindedly trying to give her a kitty bath. Not sure how Rowr feels about other cats, you see. Tigress is pretty affectionate once she figures out who's who.