Ask a stupid question...


Azzak

 

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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer... COH style!

I saw this awhile back on the GameFaq board and I thought I'd start the game here.

The Rules:
Answer the stupid question the previous person asked and then add your own stupid question.

The Example:
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Q) How do I get rid of the Vahizilock Disease?

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A) Go to any of the city's hospitals and wait inside until one of the doctors comes to see you. It may take awhile, but trust me, they'll make you feel all better!

Q) Where is the train?


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Then someone else answers the question and it goes on-and-on. I'll start off:

Q) Do I have to 'arrest' villains in order to make XP?




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Epoch Lv 31 Blaster ---Champion


 

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A; no you can use the option of putting them in the time out corner

q: scrappers and tankers will appreciate my gale spamming and other massive knockback powers right?


Jay Doherty: Yes, there was this one night that I was ready to go home but had to drop the browns off at the super bowl before I left for home. While on the throne it hit me. I stayed for a few more hours and that why we have the pain pads in the game.

 

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A; no you can use the option of putting them in the time out corner

q: scrappers and tankers will appreciate my gale spamming and other massive knockback powers right?

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A: Yes, they love it, my roommate scrapper loves when I use Explosive Blast knocking the enemies all over the map right before he uses his PBoE stamina tap ...


Q: When I'm in a zone, how do I know which zones are connected to it without just spamming broadcast asking?


 

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A) Try sending passing players private tells with the same questions. Everyone loves to get a tell

Q) I'm a blaster and my melee attacks do great AE damage - So I should run and melee in any fights I can right?


 

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Q: When I'm in a zone, how do I know which zones are connected to it without just spamming broadcast asking?

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A: Run south as far as you can go then start running along the zone boundry. make sure to draw your route on a piece of paper along with any landmarks. You will see most of the zone entrances that way. Now you need to make sure you didn't miss anything in the middle so start running north and back south until you go from the east wall to the west. Do this once every week to make sure things didn't get changed.

Q: I tried to use the other door for the train station but it doesn't work. Is this a bug?


 

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Q) I'm a blaster and my melee attacks do great AE damage - So I should run and melee in any fights I can right?

A) Of course! And remember, Brawl w/ 6-slots is your friend!

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Why can't I get a cape till lvl 20?


 

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Q) I'm a blaster and my melee attacks do great AE damage - So I should run and melee in any fights I can right?

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A: those melee attacks are best saved for bosses and archvillan/monsters. that's where you'll see the most benifit.

Q: if i have a DO in a slot, can i merge a training enhancement with it just by dropping it over it?


 

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Why can't I get a cape till lvl 20?

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A: because the dry cleaner lost your order
q: if im a level 12 scrapper playing with a lev 31 player, i should turn off sk without telling them to get teh uber xp right?


Jay Doherty: Yes, there was this one night that I was ready to go home but had to drop the browns off at the super bowl before I left for home. While on the throne it hit me. I stayed for a few more hours and that why we have the pain pads in the game.

 

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Q) I'm a blaster and my melee attacks do great AE damage - So I should run and melee in any fights I can right?

A) Of course! And remember, Brawl w/ 6-slots is your friend!

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Why can't I get a cape till lvl 20?

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A) Because the evil monkey who lives in my closet attacks anyone with a
cape, so you must be strong enough to defend yourself.

Other question:

Q: if i have a DO in a slot, can i merge a training enhancement with it just by dropping it over it?

A) Slotting enhancers is for N00bz. Placing the slot is all you need, don't
waste you inf.

My question.

Q) I saw this mob, and it said he was part of my Family. His name is Underboss
, and it is written in purple. Should I go talk to my Family Member?


 

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Q) I saw this mob, and it said he was part of my Family. His name is Underboss
, and it is written in purple. Should I go talk to my Family Member?

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A: Absolutely! Give long lost uncle Phloyd a big hug. I'm sure he'll happy to see you too.

Q: What do the big red numbers over my head mean?


 

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q: if im a level 12 scrapper playing with a lev 31 player, i should turn off sk without telling them to get teh uber xp right?

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a: Certianly, why should he be the only one to get "teh oober ecks pee".

q: Isn't it every defenders job to heal the team?


 

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Q) I'm a blaster and my melee attacks do great AE damage - So I should run and melee in any fights I can right?

A) Of course! And remember, Brawl w/ 6-slots is your friend!

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Why can't I get a cape till lvl 20?

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A) Because the evil monkey who lives in my closet attacks anyone with a
cape, so you must be strong enough to defend yourself.

Other question:

Q: if i have a DO in a slot, can i merge a training enhancement with it just by dropping it over it?

A) Slotting enhancers is for N00bz. Placing the slot is all you need, don't
waste you inf.

My question.

Q) I saw this mob, and it said he was part of my Family. His name is Underboss
, and it is written in purple. Should I go talk to my Family Member?

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A:You should talk to him but first you must invite him to your supergroup. Walk up to him, and target him. Then open your Options menu and go to I.D. from there create a Super Group . Once created close ID and then invite him to your group. Once he joins he is really a part of your family and will be happy to talk to you. Good Luck

Q: Is it OK to join and quit a Task Force Mission as many times as I like because I can always just find another "pick up" team quickly?


 

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Q: What do the big red numbers over my head mean?

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A: Those are the IQ points you are dropping while playing the game.

Q: When I play my rad/rad defender since I only have the one healing power, should I wait til a team member is almost dead to use it...you know to get the best use out of my heal?


 

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q: if im a level 12 scrapper playing with a lev 31 player, i should turn off sk without telling them to get teh uber xp right?

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a: Certianly, why should he be the only one to get "teh oober ecks pee".

q: Isn't it every defenders job to heal the team?

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A- Yes because if they can't do that...they have nothing else to live for.


Q-I am trying to make friends in the game. I keep going around trying to save the Tsoo from getting beat up by the Family, but they keep attacking me. Why don't they want to be my friend?


Head Stalker of the CuppaJo Fanclub.
and
The Quite, Quite Mad Leader of
People's Front of Paragon
"Paragonian People's Front?...SPLITTERS!"

 

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Q: Is it OK to join and quit a Task Force Mission as many times as I like because I can always just find another "pick up" team quickly?

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a: Sure! TF's are for casual gamers and designed to benefit the people who constantly quit and relog in hours later.

Q: Where can I find the Lost in Kings Row?


 

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a: Certianly, why should he be the only one to get "teh oober ecks pee".

q: Isn't it every defenders job to heal the team?

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A. Yes, unless he traps you in a bubble. That means he's really a secret arch-villain and he's trapped you in his evil death bubble of DOOM!!! Once this happens, the only way to defeat him is to give him all your influence and enhancements before he can use his Dispersion Bubble to disperse you into your component molecules.

Q. Why aren't stores marked on the map?


 

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Q: Where can I find the Lost in Kings Row?

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You can't. They're lost. It's all just a cruel, cruel joke.


 

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"Q. Why aren't stores marked on the map? "

They are marked by rippling green patterns eminating from little trees instead. Just walk up to it and click on it.


 

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Q. Why aren't stores marked on the map?

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A: Because they are constantly going out of business and relocating. With the economy the way it is, who can blame them.

Q: Why do Controllers cry when I let my Alpha Strike go off on their mesmerized mobs? Should I invite them to group with me first?


 

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Q-I am trying to make friends in the game. I keep going around trying to save the Tsoo from getting beat up by the Family, but they keep attacking me. Why don't they want to be my friend?

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A. Because you're not a "l33t aZn d00D" like they are. Also, you suck at Starcraft.

Q. There's this mail in my In Box saying I con buy pills to make me "as big as Talos where it counts". One, will they work, and two, where does Talos count?