VoodooCompany

I have a swimmer's body and the pictures to prove it.





She's been at the bottom of my pool for a couple of days now and I really don't know what to do about it.

Other random confessions:

On any given day, my body temperature measures 96.8

On any given day, my property looks like the opening of most Disney cartoons with all the deer, birds, rabbits, occasional fox, raccoons, and lizards that scurry around anytime someone goes outside.

I play this game to make friends

Why wait. Even less reading the forums now. And the server is a ghost town anyway

Make a case why I'd even want your grimy stuff? Trying to pawn off ill-gotten gains? Avoiding tax liability? Not wanting to disclose full assets for a paternity/alimony case? Counterfeit influence?

And what about tangible stuff since you didn't declare this was only for in-game goods; have a fancy Apple product I can pawn? What size shoes do you wear? Are most of your clothes a certain color (I'd guess yellow)?


oh wait, you list Cleveland as your location? Nevermind. You can't possibly have anything I'd want.

So actually downloaded some stuff from Steam this weekend. I still hate that interface. I'll probably re-play the Half Life stuff and Counter Strike. Team Fortress isn't anything like I remember; I guess I only played TFC? Should be interesting. I'm curious if I've lost a step or two in death match in my old age.

Sure!

When do you want to do it?

How do you want to do it?

And maybe more importantly, what are you talking about?

I didn't so much graduate High School but more so was highly encouraged to just stop showing up.

To be an OP for a global channel again

I like most Nickelback songs



Every other confession implicates other parties and this is a kid-friendly community.


Oh, also, I have replaced quite a few sounds in-game for various reasons. Mostly the annoying ones into blank/no sounds. A few however, mainly the impressive animations or blast nukes, I replaced with my voice saying "@#$@@#$ Shamster". Overcharge and Geyser fit it almost too perfectly.

I remember -

that other thread being deleted.

Now before you get all uppity up, this isn't political. Just because I hate both sides equally and feel a free-for-all in a back alley would accomplish more than pandering, bickering, and pay offs ever will, I am of sound mind and body that the US government is responsible for the censoring that has for far too long plagued the backwoods watering holes of this fine continent, while sending children and even older children, into the mists to fight off gorillas and god knows what else that they claim are trying to infiltrate our cyber walls, creating chaos and profit at the expense of countless gold farming peasants toiling away in the hot arid sun, day in and day out, for what....gold. Gold for god's sake being ripped right out of the earth. right out of the spleen of mother nature. How the hell do they even do that, farm gold. Cultivating the land for gold just beats the hell out of the equipment. Gophers lose countless teeth. And the constant vigilance against thieving mole men is just maddening i tell you. I just don't see the damn point to gold farming.

I mean jesus. Mole men for crying out loud.

This is victory. This is what we do. We have our own god damn emote for a reason.

/panhandle

You all need to take me off ignore

This thread jumped the shark when the OP started writing down his own version of lost in translation

Something we need to do before the end as "in memoriam" is to all play for 2 hours completely separate of each other, talking in SG chat, pretending we are actually teamed together.