Techbot Alpha

I exist to serve.

-when it suits me, my current mood and my own diabolical ends, actual servitude not included, any queries may be forwarded to eatlasermeatbag@hotmail.co.uk, time limited offer.

Sums it up for me, really. I like the look and feel CoH has. The same simply isn't true of CO. Don't like the graphics, don't like the mechanics. C'est la vie.

A friend of mine would be bouncing in his seat in rage right about now. He no likey Russian Tanks Considers them easy mode.

My highest at the moment is the Lee at Tier IV. I can see why it's called the Garbage Truck. My favourites so far have been the M3 Stuart at Tier III and the T57 Tier II Artillery, both US. I'm giving the German tanks a go, see if their accuracy and firepower is all it's meant to be. So far, not bad. I do like my Marder II when it's playing nice.
Still tempted to give the Ruskies a go


Yeah, I really wish that Space Marine had been better. It sounded so good from the pre-release stuff, then....nixed at the last minute? We'll never know. It was a disappointment, though. It didn't have enough content, multiplayer grew stale very quickly... I think them going for no cover-mechanics was silly in the long run. Space Marines are tatical, they DO take cover...
Etc, etc, heh.


...You like Bayformers.
You like Bayformers.
You like Bayformers.

Get out.

In all seriousness, the MMO is based on Transformers Prime, the animated series, which is quite possibly the best series to release since Generation 1 back in the 80s. And Fall of Cybertron, the sequel to War, is out now. And that's vastly superior (apart from according to the dire hard multiplayer abusers, but hey oh)

Bunch of full body refs here;

http://union.virtueverse.net/wiki/Techbot_ALPHA

Ooo, WoT here too And yeah, still at the 'I'm not bad but still not great' stage, heh.
Loving my little maxed-out Stuart, though. Run, run, run dakka-dakka boom. Heh.


Dark Millenium is indeed now single player, but hopefully that will allow it to not have to obey the outdated MMO rules. Even then, it sounded like they weren't sticking too close to the rules anyway. Still hoping that's good.


Other than that, Transformers Universe is the only one I'm hoping will be quite good. No other MMO really does what CoH did for me

That would make me a very, very happy angry-bot

The list of EA's murders;

-Bullfrog
-Pandemic
-Origin
-Westwood

There are others. They are also accomplices in the ruination of what should have been the RPG series of the century, Mass Effect. Mass Effect 3 was a farce and a travesty that has earned EA/Bioware a special spot in my own mental hell. Nothing will change that.

Freindly?! You have the GALL to claim that? You've never been friendly. Or reasonable, or polite, or had the common bloody human decency to listen to ANY other side of an argument but your own. 'I am right and you are all wrong!' is the only modus operandi you have ever gone by.

And now, NOW of all times, when the game might well be dying, you bloody DARE to bring your trite and pathetic little grudge up again?

In summation, you're going back on ignore. People, please stop quoting the troll.

Oh, and;

Until they become as EA and it's money grubbing campaign of studio and design slaughter, they will never be The Most Evil.

EA are the spawn of Satan's own backside, with less tattoos, less heavy metal and rock, and far more suits and immoral violation of creativity and art.

'Scumbags'? Oh, you mean the Union channel that you've been trolling ever since you joined it?
I'm amazed anyone every unblocked you after the first time.

You slimy, self obsessed, self righteous, arrogant, boorish, pig-headed, rude, vulgar, uncouth, loud mouthed, back-stabbing, scum sucking, putrid and bileous little streak of vile and corrosive gobshite.

I've been waiting to say something like that. Because bloody hells do you deserve it. If I were there in person, I'd clout you around the face with my gods damned keyboard!
Get. The Hell. Out.

Same. I may finally get around to drawing SABRE team in their own comic. And some of my villains, too.

Sad that it's taken this long...

Yup. Despite being a total headcase, he also brought a country out of crippling recession, restored it's national pride, gave it a sense of unity and purpose and turned it into an immortal note on the pages of history.


If he hadn't been a genocidal, world conquest maniac who was so far around the twist you could use him to pull corks, he might even have been a hero.

Oh, and the vegetarian vs cannibal point is a good one, heh.

Not to Godw- Ok, to hell with it, TOTALLY Godwinning the thread and I don't care;

Wholesale destruction? Consuming other companies indiscriminatingly? Massive marketing spin? Unethical treatment of companies and consumers? Kills off and discards said companies when bled dry? Tells everyone who doesn't like it where to shove it?

If that's NOT like a media-world Hitler, then I don't know what the hell is.

... Oh NO you DI'NT!

EA picking it up would not be saving it. It would be killing it, bringing it back as a zombie slave to be flogged until it gave no more money, then thrown in a pit again. It would only be prolonging the agony.

Westwood, Pandemic and Bullfrog are all testament to their studio murder.

This. ALL of my this.

EA and NC can both rot in the deepest, darkest, spike filled pit of Dante's Inferno...

Yup. It taught me to be a better writer, how to RP properly, about lots of things and gave me a great bunch of friends.

'Just a game'....PFFFT! That's Bull Shite and I don't care who knows it...